can a pussy be so tight that it's unfuckable?
I have a phimosis and a relatively thick dick (5.5" girth) so everytime I have sex I need to be lubed up no matter how wet the girl is
the answer's no. With enough lube and effort, no pussy is unfuckable. In the Middle East, little girls' vaginas sometimes get badly torn at their wedding night
>run hand through hair
>4 strands come out
NO NO NOOOO WHYYYYYY
When was the last time you washed your hair? It's normal for about 100? strands to fall out every day. If you don't wash your hair regularly some of them might have just accumulated over time.
>tfw you're going on r9k again
I thought i was making it robots... I thought I could get a gf...
Why is it so fucking easy to get a cute asian girlfriend as a white guy?
Is it weird that I like the smell of my farts?
>Have a complete rager
>It was 0.6 inches thicker than I thought
Feels good man, its gonna be a great day today
any /muslim furries/ here?
Why do females wear so much fucking perfume and make up? I almost choke every time my goddamn "boss" walks into the kitchen (luckily only work once a week) and the cashiers everywhere smell more like a perfume department than a grocery store.
It's sickening. I know how much that shit costs because I live with my mom. She's like mentally fucked up by it. I tease her and whatever, try to get her to stop wasting money on cosmetics but she can't stop. She was going to my little sister's party at Chuck e cheese and putting make up on the whole way there.
I can only imagine what real women look like and smell like without several pounds of cancerous materials on their faces and having swum in a pool of perfume.
Jesus fuck it gets on my nerves
Fuck off roasties. I'm sorry your hole reeks
>realize your post was stupid
Alright anon, I'm gonna give you ONE chance to convince me why I should let my daughter go out with you.
hmmm, please elaborate...
How many steps a day do you lazy ass faggots walk every day?
I never leave my house but still walk up to 30000 in circles kek
Nothing better than thinking while walking I even write this post while walking around
You need to stay active guys dont let the jews get you
It has happened anons, I am all alone now.
>family members have broken contact with you or just hate you
>the class hates you or the ones that don't are tired of the fake personality that you have to mask your insecurities
>friends bail on their plans with you
>friends join your enemies
>friends lie to you
>friends leave you
>the only ones that reach out to you have that look of pity in their eyes and that it clearly makes everyone around them uncomfortable because they spoke to you
>you have so few interactions with other human beings that you forget what your voice sounds like and you basically lose the ability to speak due to stuttering that happens because of the surprise that anyone would say a single word to you.
>didn't go to the mosque
>did drugs to hide my feelings of anxiety and depression
>called social services on them for beating me
>had two breakdowns were I destroyed several memories and valuable stuff
>dad gave me the option to hit me so I did
>sister tried to stop me so I pushed her away and told her to leave the house (she doesn't live with us)
>she did and through my mother I learned that she was going to never contact me or see me again
>ruined their reputation when their friends found out
>Didnn't live up to their expectations in school
That's the worst of it I think
>depressed during formative years
>don't have a personality now
just try to embrace your lack of a *personality* as a unique personality trait
You think a personality is formed at some point and then calcifies into some static thing? It doesn't, people evolve and continuously change. "Formative years" are not that meaningful in this context, you can still develop, as everyone else does. People that stop developing don't have a solid personality either, even though they might have had one earlier.
>get invited to a party like some sort of normie
>don't fuck up terribly for the first few hours
>end up with a cute girl sitting on my lap
>get hard, but it's too small for her to feel
>she suddenly lets out a gargantuan foghorn fart and the vibrating of her sizable ass combined with the heat pushes me over the edge
>she laughs out of embarrassment and turns around, getting off of my lap and tries to apologize while I'm still violently cumming
>notices the rapidly growing stain on my crotch, as well as the cum on the ass of her jeans
time to kill myself
don't fall for the brap memery