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>>38971122
getting laid dude

It's time to leave, anon. I only visit this shithole once in a while now for my own mental sanity

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>/mlp/ is still dedicated to cute talking horses
Feels good, pony.

You should put on some girl clothes and show us anon

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Genetics.

It's okay, anon, we get only one shot at life. It's better to have little sexal drive than become a neckbeard or an incel.

>>38971134
I dont have any and I'm in bed anyway

>>38971060
Enjoy being in debt.

>>38971092
It's a little thing called scholarships, buddy.

>>38971060
>>38971092
>>>/pol/
There is your board.

Bad thread.

I prefer my tacos with a thin shell

>>38971046
Dude, gyros is patrician

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>>38971119
>I prefer my tacos with a thin shell
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS A GYRO NOT A FUCKING TACO

>>38971009
Yes, but I dont do it, and my mom bitches at me.

What does it explain?

my mum tried to make this happen but I just told her to put the seat down herself by arguing why should I have to lift the seat

>>38971009
looking at toilet water, even when it's clean makes me uncomfortable.

>>38970993
you're a whiny little bitch. of course you thinks the world is "so full of suffering". fucking idiot

>>38970993
Why are you so depressed anon? how old are you?

>>38970993
I'm depressed no matter what I do. I wonder if I damaged by brain somehow when I was young.

used to do the same thing with a knife to my wrist, just be careful, giving yourself the option is never good, breathe or some dumb shit instead.

I wish I could pull the trigger
I'm too much of a coward
I'm WEAK
Mentally cucked myself out of having a whole some life

Also drugs only made it better for about 9 months
Booze only 3
Also fuck Jew pills

SAME
i also smoke a few cigs

I really wanna fall over dead but i feel like if i did it somehow id shoot too high or low and the emts who are like two houses down would come and keep me alive. dry firing is relievibg but actually shootibg it would have my heart pounding

wouldn doing it even at a hospital with a double barrel in the mouth to the soft palate be literal instant death even if it just hits part of the brain


for me knowing theres a way to die is just a mental safety thing

>>38970945
Don't give it money, don't use it, encourage people to stop using it.

Same deal with sugar, Islam and political correctness.

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>>38970945
We need to make something better than porn.

>>38970945
What do you expect will happen once you've stopped porn?

>>38970819
Don't kill yourself anon. Don't be selfish.

>>38970819
It used to work, but normies ruin everything and put a little oxygen in the tanks now, so you'll only wake up with brain damage.

Like with dusters having egg smell, or vanilla extract having propane put in it rather than just booze.

They put bad and good alcohol in hand sanitizing gels just to give kids bad stomachs.

They don't let kids have lighters until eighteen in modern countries now either, because you can get high off of butane.

It's all shit.

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Don't listen to
>>38970836
Doesn't make an impact on him or his life in anyway.
That being said, most helium tanks have oxygen in them now and it won't work, you'll just feel faint.

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"I'm 20yo and I've never even kissed a girl"

"tfw no female feet to lick"

These.

>making threads
normies please leave

>>38970852
>no female feet to lick

Like those threads.
My favorites are...
Normies/Roasties getting btfo'd
Retail Cuck
Fetish Threads
Devilish/Mischief

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What we need...is a Race War

>>38970791
>Asian cucks black
In what timeline?

>>38970874

no my brother we need to put an end to this "BLACKED" and "BLEACHED" war

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>he committed suicide for attention

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are there ghosts on this board??1?!!1!?


!!!!!!!!!

id love to fall over dead but if i just walked outside and shot myself i just cant picture it killing me i cpuld picture it fucking me up and having a hole from the insidenof my mouth tobthe back of my head but i smoke so maybe ill have a heart attack

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>>38970715
punch her in the mouth
if you think i'm getting blocked by some thot i don't even know when i have something important to do, you're dead wrong

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wheel out the artillery

should of stayed in taiwan anime lady

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Its ya girl

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>>38970623
Opposite with me
>talk to lots of women
>they all "just want to be friends"
The 80/20 rule is no joke

>>38970623
does male friends girlfriends count?

Never had a male one either.

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I TALKED TO BARZINI

Fredo is literally /r9k/. Beta, incompetent, and not respected

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FAT COCKSUCKA SAYS I LOOK LIKE THE SHAH OF IRAN