>searching for jobs on craigslist
>job ad says to apply in person
>have no car or bike so will have to walk there
>no number provided so you can call ahead to find out if the job is still available before coming in
>>39425669
>applying to a job where they don't have email or telephones
Anon, I
>>39425669
they clearly do, some of them are actual places of business but im assuming its to curb cold calls or the like, but it would still be nice if they'd leave a number.
this is craigslist btw
>tfw i see an order processor position, full-time with starting $15/hr pay
>8:00AM - 4:30PM
>they aren't specific on education, just listing what the job requires of you
>look up position and its just a bunch of menial work between boxes or the like all day, on foot
>they actually have a number provided so you can call ahead
>might call and see if its still available
once I went to apply for a job and the bitch said her gut feeling says I'm not good for the job
Thoughts on nofap?
>More energy
>Females are more attractive
>Less degenerate fetishes
>More testo
>More motivated
A big meme, a really big one.
>>39425633
it's stupid, just exercise and study like a normal person
Porn is literally worse than heroin thought
>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's addictive!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!!
Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
the only time i told someone to smoke is when one of my two friends was always asking when otherguy and me were going to smoke so he would be able to second hand smoke, it pissed me off for some reason and i just gave him a cigarette which he pretended not to like
>>39425627
Do you just type the same thread over and over again hoping that your shitty posts will garner a reply? Like I remember seeing this same exact post a week ago. Either you are a fag who needs to push their shit stick love onto others in the most unpleasant way possible or an attention whore who is too unoriginal to make even a new bait thread so just spams the same shit over and over again. Kinda ironic this happens on the very same board which is made specifically for original posts and threads.
how old is this copypaste actually?
Why are lesbian women on reddit so angry, haughty, and mean spirited? Judging by how vitriolic they are, they seem like really bitter people
>>39425596
That's because they're on reddit
>>39425614
And because they need some good dicking.
>>39425596
>unironically mentally ill
>on Reddit
Not sure what's so confusing about this
GUYS HELP
A CUTE WHITE GIRL TALKED TO ME AND I GOT AN ERECTION
HOW DO I HIDE MY BBC WHEN SPEAKING TO WOMEN
>>39425413
Don't worry, 3 inches isn't enough to be noticeable
>>39425413
just put it in a wite bois mouth
>>39425438
t. Insecure white boi
Wow this isnt original!
Someone, anyone please help. I'm here 15 minutes early, looking over their Wikipedia and trying to think of every question under the sun that they could muster. PLEASE HELP
Jeez relax, they're not gonna quiz you on Target facts, they're just going to make sure you can conduct yourself in a retail environment without being a total fucking mong. Deep breaths anon
>>39425339
>asks OP what his greatest weakness is
>fails the interview
lol ur fucked
>>39425339
What position? If it is cashier/other grunt work you don't need to do anything special. If it is for a management/actually important position, good fucking luck.
I'm tired of attempting relationships with faggots, so I just want to find cute guys to fuck now, but I'm also disgusted by the thought of fucking strangers. Advice?
>Advice?
Yeah, kill yourself and stop shitting up my board with your faggot shit, faggot.
Ugh you're disgusting. Just die.
>>39425244
>tired of relationships with fags
>wants to fuck "cute guys"
>doesn't like fucking strangers
Unless you're into fucking family members, you'll never find what you're looking for. You can fuck close friends but let's face it, you don't have any if you're here.
>>39425265
>Heteronormies aren't cancer
>>39425347
>Unless you're into fucking family members
I don't really have any family anyway.
>You can fuck close friends but let's face it, you don't have any if you're here.
Damn right. And I don't think I could ever be friends with these little faggot shits anyway, they have such rotten personalities.
>go to therapist
>tell him about my life and stuff
>tell him about what's going through my head
>tell him that for some reason I wanna be a girl
>"well anon, I'm really worried that you're an atheist"
I just told the man that I have a mental illness and I wanna become a woman and he's more worried with the fact that I don't believe in the invisible man who lives in the clouds. Is therapy just a meme?
>>39425214
>Is therapy just a meme?
Yes, originally, it's pretty fuckin' obvious
No Anon, its because you're a rustic heretic.
>>39425214
>Is therapy just a meme?
It depends obviously. For some people it's very helpful, for others not so much. Also depends a lot on the therapist itself. I'd say try two more sessions and if it doesn't help you, look for another one.
This picture is the arch-typical Stacey.
>>39425203
It's archetypal not arch-typical.
Read a fucking book.
What the fuck is that fashion autism? Seriously could you imagine a guy getting away with drinking on the train wearing that retarded shit and they'd still be considered "hot"
>>39425304
>caring about what other people wear
Look at this fag.
So imagine you're 12 again but instead of hitting puberty and wanting to make something of yourself, you literally didn't. You didn't grow at all in terms of character from 12. You haven't improved or grown stronger and in fact you've probably gotten more and more weak and stupid because you grew tits and then the world was instantly served to you on a silver platter.
That's life as a woman. That's what women are.
yeah, damn straight - us emotionally mature men of strong character need to repost this message daily on every imageboard catering to the interests of refined gentlemen such as we
>>39425475
toastie desu
>>39425520
roasted no u
Why are women so obsessed with gay men?
Idk
Filler as to appease the robot overlawd
that's a hollywood myth. no one has ever tried to fag hag me. i have a few female friends but the subject of sexuality rarely comes up.
i'm sure these people exist but they probably all live in manhattan or whatever
>>39425124
In the big cities it's def a thing.
Where I live, the "hot girls" love going to gay bars.
>I turned Vladimir Putin into a chicken in a competition with my imaginary friend as to who could make the best photoshop piece.
>He made a Gabe Newell into a giraffe, I made Putin into a chicken.
his sucked
If yours is so much better, why are you hiding his from us?
luigi dabbed officially this time dudes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Waz-xPnNcaI
>>39425045
Because he wouldn't let anyone see it except for me and he saved it to his calculator. and I dont have his calculator.
>be me
>senior year of school
>prom week
>two girls texted me to take them
>decline because I'm not paying fucking $80
>One girl approached me and asked me to go
>once again decline
>the next day she came to me again
>she's trying to change my mine
>at this point I was annoyed
>I placed my finger on her lips and gently said
>"I'm not interested."
>she was silent for a moment and then said "It's okay anon, we can do something else."
>Told her "Sorry, but I have to study."
>>39424912
One girl who asked me I literally told "Fuck no".
>First month in new school
>Quite anxious about people
>That kid who always bough sweets and shit at discount price and sold them for full price
>He doesn't like me
>Tries starting shit
>Ignore him
>In gym changing rooms getting changed
>Punches me in the back
>Pick him up by the neck (he was like 5'3 and I was 5'7, I'm 6'0 now)
>Slam him on the ground
>Proceed to beat the fuck fucking fuckity fuck out of him
>All the chads around me are shook
>"Yo this 5'7 skinny motherfucker got balls"
>Become friends with chads even when I'm beta as fuck
>Highschool was gud.
mfw
>these are the new robots who decline woman
Lel
Goddamn this movie was depressing as hell. I thought it was gonna be some dumb 80s "neowave" action film, instead it was just deep and sad. Also makes me wish I had a car and knew how to drive.
>deep
Listen, I love this movie. You are a brainlet if you think it's deep, though
>>39424906
Not to mention terrible. Remember when moves had actual stories, morals and overarching messages?
>>39424906
Doesn't the guy fall in love with some single mother or some shit?
Cuck film
What are the cruelest insults one can say to a w*man?
>>39424778
You will die childless and alone. Youre old and ugly and your ovaries are dusty
>>39424778
>cruelest insults one can say to a w*man
You can't insult a woman unless she's actually ugly (or other defects) as hell and more importantly aware of it.
By this I mean that in most cases even if they are ugly or old or stupid they're so delusional they won't realize it, and as such your "insults" become counterproductive and they, along with society&orbiters&niceguys will just tell you you're the "loser schizo" for bringing it up
>>39424778
You tell her she's not worth your time and then completely ignore her. Coming from a beta loser, that's like a slap in the face.