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reeeee post in my thread you dick loving faggots

>>38256893
Shouldn't have taken so much cock, huh? Slut.

Very good and nice meme

guys its soo cool i just discovered facebook frog

>>38256849
there are alternate ways to end this weariness.

>>38257023
Such as staking out your local playground for the rare latchkey loli that goes there unsupervised.

I just go in the sheets or undies. Parents can't tell I cranked one out but it's kinda gross.

>>38256797
How are you retarded anon, you dont sound like it on here

>>38256812
I cant tie my shoes or swim im 26

>>38256883
i could try teach you if you want if you live near me but you're gay so you'd probably try molest me or something

>>38256753
>Milk
Get out normalfag

>>38256737
yes gay marriage is legal here

now be my little sissy femboy onahole

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>>38256737
i hope u can this is how i plan to become an american boy

>>38256737
Not one from the south.

>it is another mom goes to visit granny who cannot remember her own name or anything again
>tfw mom is limiting herself
>was on facebook 24/7
>deleted it because of 'drama'
>now does not know what to do anymore and just wants to be one with nature again because computers are evil because they do not show people the /real/ world - but i still need to use a comp for work
she is going downhill at age 53

I'm the same as you but I'm not a filthy NEET.

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>tfw 28 live with mum
>she's gone and I have the house to myself
>tfw it's a porn with my pants down kind of day

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yumii

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>>38256744
What is that dessert, anon?

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>only eaten two apples today
>see's this thread

My aunt raised me and she was the same deal.

>borderline, histronic, and anti-social PDs
>emotions were intense but she usually turned icy
>explosions were rare but extremely violent
>not so much anxious as deeply paranoid
>hated men, except for me and her father

She's objectively evil and yet I still love her. C'est la vie.

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>>38256574
>>38257327
>implying not all moms are overly histrionic BPD ticking time bombs that are overly protective of you and would do anything to protect you
>mom is old 54
>I'm 20
>mom is not weird though
>lets me smoke weed in backyard with brother 18
>accidentally knock over pans for chimney
>pick it up
>put it back up
>put the thing that stands up to hold it on the carpet
>we have occasionally had it on both the carpet and the brick of the chimney
>she snaps because she asked why it was on the carpet and I said because it fell
>argue for no reason
>she occasionally shit talks me
>tell her to stop
>don't want to be loudly shit talked about to my brother it makes me really mad
>snaps at me
>I argue
>waste 38 minutes of my time
It's FUN old women are fucking weird what a surprise
>Mom also says weird shit about giving birth to me and how much she loves in me in overly emotional smotherings
>I cringe