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>tfw I just fucked a pillow with a condom
That's not even the worst part though.
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>>36413370
I've done this with a fleshlight in the middle.
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Do tell, il mio amico originale.
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>>36413370
How did you fit the condom on the pillow?
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https://youtu.be/FHkMT1Vxi5I
https://youtu.be/JgP55yvkNbE
https://youtu.be/Wmjpp0_6kb0
https://youtu.be/ymSgls0Ce24
https://youtu.be/ooV1ixzgu5c
https://youtu.be/4IDVtx--w_Y
https://youtu.be/wYJoUsoq0PU
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>>36413357
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN!
oreiginoolie
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X is alright, he uses samples from really good songs too
https://youtu.be/ss2AEXndy9o
https://youtu.be/e2y6bYWNHWs
https://youtu.be/MwhJ77_Sy4g
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>>36413490
kek he is only raper who uses anime pics for thumnails
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What the fuck.
>find a "girl" online
>sigh, here we go again
>decide to start making fun of her and ironically play along
>things get explicit, "she" tells me she starts touching herself
>i'm convinced its a guy and i'm just fucking with him
>"omg nobody has made me feel this way before"
>she asks for pics, i send them over
>i ask for lewd pics, she sends them
>SHE SENDS THEM
>its a real fucking girl who just sent me nudes
>what the fuck, i was just fucking with her and making fun of her, i didn't even believe it was a she
What the fuck r9k? This is what girls respond to? Not caring, not being respectful, not giving a fuck?
I'm scared to message her now. What the fuck.
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>>36413338
you know you can find sets of naked girl pics, right?
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This shit is terrifying
Basically you need to lie in order to get anywhere with girls
Too bad I'm always honest and true to myself
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Now op, you can't just make a thread like this and expect (you)s without posting the pics.
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>St. Columbine's Day
>My prom is in 3 hours
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I hope you put those shots on target OP, good luck in your normie massacre.
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Good luck OP, aim well.
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Remember to not get caught by the police. It's better to die as a hero in a firefight, not as a crook in prison.
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>sun is starting to rise
t-time for bed, I guess...
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Fuck, you're right but I'm going to stay up until I'm dead tired.
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>>36413320
Truth. Just wish I weren't on this fucked up nocturnal sleep schedule.
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>>36413301
>Wasted 3 years of my life
>Going to waste 3 more
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Have you folks seen joy lane?
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>>36413249
I thought you didn't know Joy?
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>>36413249
I thought he said something else at first.
,,
Poor pawpaw, out of everyone he could of picked, he picked you.
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>Robert Godwin Sr., 74, a former foundry worker and father of 10 who was picking up aluminum cans on Sunday when he was shot.
10 FUCKING KIDS
HOLY SHIT
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>i LOVE DOGS
>traveling
>yoga
>music is my druggg xDDD
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>i LOVE PICTURES OF ANIME BOYS DRESSED UP AS GIRLS
>sitting in my room scrolling down an image board endlessly
>farting so much the chair smells permanently like shit
>bag after bag of doritos is my drug
you're right anon you're so much better than that brain-dead sheep of a person
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>>36413259
>implying anyone saied they where any better
Anon r u a retard?
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>I LOOOVE dwelling on enouncters i had i was 14 and using them as an excuse too not pursue further personal developement!!! XD
>don't talk to me until i've had my coffee LOL!
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My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in china. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're there.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
>you can't keep being like this, just remember
Im done for
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>>36413222
do you enjoy posting this?
sageru
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Get a job. Literally any job.
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>>36413222
Why am I chuckling from seeing this thread so much?
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I shall start with this disgusting thing
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I will use this thread as an excuse to post qt short hair girls
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She's pretty cute though, idk about disgusting.
cute nose and fingers and pretty hair.
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>>36413183
if you don't like her then can I have her?
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So...why haven't you done it yet?
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>>36413151
Cause I'm waiting for you to do it
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D'what now?
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>>36413151
I'm doin' it right now, if you know what I mean.
Alex Jones General. The New World Order is real.
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bow before your reptilian overlords
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>>36413066
What makes you think he believes in that?
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Alex Jones did nothing wrong.
>online he talks gangsta
>irl he sounds like a ye olde mayor
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both online and irl you're a faggot
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>>36413050
>and on the phone he sounds automated
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>>36413050
"ye olde mayor"? is this a poc term for a type of white person?
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>tfw no pretentious Debbie Harry wannabe hipster gf
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>>36412931
Idk what any of that means. Just checked
Birth name Angela Tremble[1]
Born July 1, 1945 (age 71)[1]
Miami, Florida, U.S.
>He wants a gf that wanted to be born in florida
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>>36412977
>not knowing Debbie Harry
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yeah she's hot. good taste OP
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Online dating calamities thread
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The pig woman experiment:
A few years back someone edited a literal pig's nose and chest hair onto an already grotesque and obese woman, posted her on a dating website and despite this she was still inundated with thirsty betas, some way out of her league, begging for her attention.
As a woman you literally cannot be lonely. You cannot lose. Ever.
General online dating thread I suppose
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>>36412905
Picture pictures picture pictures
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>>36412918
Picture pictures picture pictures two
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Picture pictures picture pictures 3
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How do we stop degenerate 420 culture?
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Helicopter rides for everyone.
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>>36412890
Sounds like you could use a smoke, bro.
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>>36412890
Why do you care. Are you so childish you can't mind your own business
>inb4 DUDE WEED
Yeah I remember what it was like being 15