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Just talk to her man she's not gonna kill you bro dude

>>37837669
I really wish people would stop using that reaction pic.

>>37837669
>gf of 4 years
>getting married

I think I wish I was single, but I'm too afraid of dying alone. I don't know how I feel because I panic if I think about leaving but I feel no emotion inside about the relationship. I dont feel the lust and desire like I did with other girls. I've never considered that I might have emotional problems until I got in a long term relationship. I have never been more stressed and confused in my life.

"Up to 25% of people who take antidepressants gain weight. ... Experts say that for up to 25% of people, most antidepressant medications -- including the popular SSRI (selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor) drugs like Lexapro, Paxil, Prozac, and Zoloft -- can cause a weight gain of 10 pounds or more."

Yes because you will be less active since you can't get dopamine from anything

>>37837665
Yes, you also have to jerk off until your arm locks up from being tired because of delayed ejaculation.

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>>37837664
I guess so, yeah.
The alcohol in the blood and absorbed in the stomach would probably get you drunk.

Also, that's kind of odd, OP.
Quite odd, in fact.
Very odd.

Well alcohol stays in their bloodstream while they're drunk, right, hence BAC tests? So I'd think that if you drink their blood you'd get at least a little intoxicated, but probably not as much as the equivalent in beer or something else like that.

>>37837714
Hypothetically literally
>>37837724
Ok ok ok
So how *many* people would that take?

>>37837549
>wasting money on (((streetwear)
Good goy, keep up that consumerism

>>37837549
>buying expensive brands just because you have money
just like the normalcrap you're pretending to be.

>>37837549
this is the tailspin of capitalism
watch it fall
watch it crash
watch it burn

Cheer up OP at least as an Asian you have your intelligence to make up for penis size.

>>37837540
How tiny are you senpai?

>>37837557
Not even that far below average, 5in even but I seriously lack girth

>>37837538
Is there anyone else watching with you?

>>37837559
No, I consume all of my media in solitude.

>>37837592
You masturbate recently?

>>37837511
Start by not being a nigger.

>>37837511
By sucking my dick, cunt

>>37837525
I can't

Also wouldn't if I wanted to. Being white sounds like shit
>>37837526
My dude u gay

>>37837466
Smoke more, hold the smoke in your lungs longer.

Sometimes you just don't feel anything the firs time though

>>37837466
Same thing happened when I tried it.

>>37837466
yeah you have to inhale you fucking amateur

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>it's another "anon dreams that he died" episode

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>>37837330
>it's another "anon dreams about her with him" episode

>it's an anon is happily married but still likes to sleep alone on the couch episode

You get the mail before her

>>37837267
They have stores for that you know.
Like, that you can go to.

>>37837267
Give delivery instructions to have it left on the side of your house or something

>>37837263
yes

in 100 years the west will cease to exist and will be a shithole filled with equal amounts of asians, africans and europeans, if it all hasn't collapsed. Scary thought.

>>37837281
not if it's extremely vetted and no welfare system was established and no diversity quotas in the employment system

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>he still opposes cultural capitalism

Give up stormtards

>>37837177
>intimacy

probably from a complete lack of comfortablity in my home

>>37837177
Danny Phantom made me have a thing for much older guys. I mean Danny was in highschool and I had a raging crush on the damn chartoon character at what, like 4th grade or something?

>>37837177
Idek i had a very comfortable/stable/pleasant upbringing, other than being really sheltered and not knowing basic things about sex for a long time

But as a kid, I used to hump the bed (without knowing that's pseudo-wanking) while imagining a "factory" where my plush toys got slowly pulled apart

Im no serial killer, but i'm a dom with a slight sadistic side

>>37837065
d-daijoubu nani ka

Piss off dumb sluts
I fucking hate you

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>watsu rukinugu attu, gaijin desu-ka

He wants to create a melting pot to spite his Japanese heritage. Also to distract all the chads so he can get into some Stacy puss puss.

He just wants to help gaijin achieve their dream of living in Japan

>>37837057
This guy is making money off beta white males because he knows why most of these bottom of the barrel guy go to Japan or Asia for that matter, in other words guys like that are basically his cash cow.

To keep men away from them, plain and simple. Being attracted to teens is 100% normal but society has decided that they don't like it so they use pedophile as a detractor. It's a powerful label that brings with it disgust. It's just a way to keep you in check and keep the pool of men concentrated on older men.

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>>37837038
It's hebophelia actually and I could really use a non sexual sugar daddy like you people right about now

>>37837246
>non sexual
>sugar daddy
hahaha fuck off faggot