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What does emulous mean?

>>39491402
What doesn't emulous mean?

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>>39491402
It's a bot, anon. It's made literally thousands of these threads. It just has a modifier on the adjective.

>>39491130
my muscles are becoming more swollen for each day
feels good being an almost-neet and working out every single day

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you grab drinks from the bathroom?

>>39491130
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?

>>39491057
Take your political bullshit and leave.
sage

tits of btfo

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leave emily out of your political bullshit

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but 1992 was so comfy

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>dream
>not nightmare
anon your choice of words shows your subconscious clearly enjoyed it

>>39491012
There was nothing frightening about it though and it didn't seem strange at all until I actually woke up.

>>39490945
You just gotta lose enough weight to have definition and women usually find that titillating enough.
Depending on bone structure you hit that comfortably by just getting down to low 20s bmi with diet and cardio.

You will probably want to lift for actual strength but bodybuilding is unnecessary.

Even if you never see a woman for the rest of your life fitness is incredibly rewarding for its own sake. Highly recommended.

>>39490945
A meme? Sure, but not a bad one. A fit and healthy body is the only assets you'll bring in person your whole life. Also to others it'd signifies lots of things, like wealth and discipline.

Wealth because to keep it healthy and fit you've got to be able to accumulate resources to it, and discipline because working hard signals greater self-discipline which is admirable to most people even though they'll deny it due to envy or insecurities.

>>39491009
Are BMI test reliable i want to know if I have a definition but I don't feel comfortable posting pictures.

Did you alter your post OP?
But yeah female orgasms are awesome, shlicking is fun, male sexuality is meh, yadda yadda. Been over that.

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190 times now
Including altered wording, this is the 190th time you've made this thread over the course of 8 months.

>>39490990
yeah and you've posted this reply like five times

>>39490908
No idea mate sorry.
Sorryblox

She wants for you to do nothing and wait awkardly for some time for her to leave

prolly has a loose ass vagina

>>39490905
Giv me a feel sad boy with cancer

>>39490905
Can you please greentext it.

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>>39491002
>be me
>Kinda chad(used to be a robot, still browse out of habit)
>Go to party at my uni and invite girl I knew.
>I'm pretty drunk when she arrives and we hangout for awhile
>At some point a meme comes up or something(she was big into internet culture) and I make a joke.
>you sound like one of those reddit faggots
>ask her if she browses 4chan
>yeah since I was like 13
>talk about 4chan for a bit, she browses /fit/ and /pol/
>says she wants another beer
>suggest we get it back at my place
>get back to my place, try to go for a kiss, she redirects my head to her tit and makes me bite them and suck on em.
>Tells me to go into my room, lay on my bed and leave a condom out.
>comes in my room naked and gets on top of me
>starts fondling my balls and slapping my thighs
>sucks my dick for a bit
>takes the condom and puts it on my dick
>Mounts me(cowgirl style)
>we fuck for awhile, sex is pretty rough, lots of biting.
>asks me to turn over
>gets on top of me and says "You know, if we keep hooking up eventually I'll violate you"
>fuck again(no ass stuff just normal sex)
>cuddle til 6 am and she leaves

Overall it was a pretty strange but hot experience. She was really dominant, way more than i would ever expect from a woman. She was pretty cool, will try and see her more in the future.

>>39490862
Why don't you get treatment for your autistic adhd you stupid manchild?

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>>39490862
>Try to socialize
>People tell me to fuck off
>stay in my room to not piss people off
>They complain I'm an anti-social neet but the second I open my mouth they wanna shut me up
When is this "socalize" meme gonna end

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>>39490862
i feel you OP, three days ago i begged my dad to buy a wii u for me (it was a great deal) because i left my savings at home but he wouldn't get it for me so i tried to convince him for the next 10 minutes. in that moment i realized i'm still just a dumb kid. i'm 20

>>39490842
Same. Some of us are just too subhuman to be wanted by anyone.

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That outta make you ejaculate!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsG1IOIYPPE

whats the point of life if you are unappreciated by any alive human being

whats the point of living for your own good, completely isolated from other humans?

If I could answer these questions, id really be free

>>39490797
>hexagonal pineapple slices

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i bet no american in this thread can identify the things in the top left

>literally cancer tier food for breakfast

end you worthless life right now

>>39490767
I'm waiting for them to finally use it. I always said we should have invaded NK before they could get the bomb. But oh no the faggoty pacifist liberals didn't want that.

Muh poor north korean civilians who're all dying from starvation any way something something the iraq war something something

North Korea is just starting the beta uprising we all wish we could.
Go get 'em buddy.

its pretty gay desu

>>39490742
>a 19 yo refugee in western europe
post proof of this
>east african
so she's black?

>>39490959

I'm not going to post my pic or personal info, sorry.

Yes, she's black.

>>39491020
>I'm not going to post my pic or personal info, sorry.
just give more details man

>>39490613
no one can save you but yourself.
there is no manic pixie dream girl for you. she doesn't exist.
you're the only person who can make your life better.

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>>39490652
But I'm Quirky :c

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"The problem with dream girls is...man, they aren't even real."

And they ain't gonna be, or at least- one that will like you. Good news is, you'll find that most of them are probably bleeding heart Liberals anyhow, and not woth the attempt with your political views.

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>>39490609
I just feel kind of bad for it and want some reassurance anons.

>>39490609
IS this really your room? WTF

>>39490609

who's that bimbo on your wall