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I ate a tub of potato salad and now I need to take a piping hot shit! Anyone else /potatosalad/ here?
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that's a big dirty old shit alright

I usually take a burger with my /potatosalad/
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>>38815352
I either find potato salad amazing or disgusting and there is not much in between.
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>>38816936
I can only usually eat so much before I become sickened, but when I ate the tub I couldn't stop. Ate the whole thing in the course of two days.

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How the fuck can anyone have a fetish for human feet? They look ugly and weird. Human women's feet make me think of monkeys. Hooves are way sexier than human women's feet, how come I don't see fetishes for that?
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>Hey how come humans like humans?
fuck off furfag
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>>38815329
Human feet are ugly though, there's no reason to like them. I'm not a furry either, I don't find snouts and stuff attractive. I just hate human feet. Plus I can argue you liking human feet makes you a furry, since human feet look like monkey feet.
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>>38815329
An actual furfag would know that hoof fetish is extremely fucking common.

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"alpha male" and "beta male" are just terms made up to cope with your insecurity. women don't like "alpha males" you virgin retards. heres some science to back it up (which you dont have)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTyQgwVvYyc
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>>38815186
That's a really fucking stupid way to tell people they're wrong.
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For some reason I want to punch this dude on the face.
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This faggots commercials on TruTv are so fucking annoying.

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Generic trap shill thread where fat dudes pretend to be anime girls - 400+ replies
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>>38815149
I'm sorry to tell you this dude, but traps are actual robot stuff. If you don't like traps you should probably find a new home.
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>>38815149
AirNunKane has always been like a log flume that is clearly not a stable ride. Try and enjoy it, but know it's very clearly detrimental to your health.

Sometimes, you have a nice time - but often, you're just sort of expectedly disappointed, letting other people have their fun while you wait for something actually interesting.
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>>38815175
I wonder who's behind this post?
Please leave /lgbt/

Ageplay is an SS+ tier fetish

prove me wrong age cucks
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>>38815137
>ageplay
>the child is pretending to be... a child

wow, what a stretch of the imagination
for you, the term remains pedophilia
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>>38815174
no I'm like 18 and i act like a child please do not assume i am a wretched PEDOPHILE
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>>38815137
The dynamic of a fully grown adult woman acting like a baby needing a diaper is amazing

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>tfw no 6'2 blue eyed blonde bf
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>tfw 6'2 green eyed blonde gf
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>>38815093
DAY OF THE FUCKING ROPE COMING SOON ROASTBEEF
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>>38815093
>tfw 6'5" natural blonde hair blue eyed scandi gf
>tfw 5'10

It's hot.

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do girls even like boys?
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>>38815089

This was the first thing I saw when I came on this fucking retarded website and it honestly made me laugh uncontrollably.

No, of course they don't.
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Why do women kissing other women turn me on so much? (im a boy)
am i a cuck?
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i thought she liked me but then she broke up

i want to die rather than live alone for the rest of my life

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Is trucking a good robot job?
>most of the time alone
>most of the time sitting
>when not working can lay in the bed in the back of the with a laptop
>can listen to audio books while working
>traveling all the time
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it use to be
theres a demand for it because they chased off most of the truck driving types

>log books are electronic
>gps
>gps
>gps
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>>38815028
It could be fun. It was one option I had a while back. Just make sure you stop at a Planet Fitness every few days for some jogging and weights or you'll get fat. Hard to eat healthy on the road unless you're a raw fruit vegan or something .
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>>38815069
>chased off most of the truck driving types
What do you mean?
>>38815077
Probably would be best to decrease daily calorie intake to maybe like 1700 or lower.

Bipolar I Disorder here.

Went to psychatric hospital for 4-5 months two years ago

AMA
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>>38815004
Why aren't you normal? M/F?
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>>38815036
Just because. Causes of the illness are complex and widely unknown, its something you just accept

M
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>>38815063
Your brain is fucked is what you're saying. Do you work?

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Robots, I have a question.

I had the most intense pleasure from masturbating just a few minutes ago. I never done this method, but putting your fingers below your balls and sort of fondling them, as well as a small area below the balls while jacking off. It was the first time I had true orgasms. I have to ask, have any of you tried it? And how the fuck does it work?
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>>38814988
I've been masturbating like this for over 16 years you fucking pleb. what do you mean how does it work? your balls are sensitive, why do you think you see women sucking on men's balls in porn?
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>>38814988
I've had a couple of true orgasms, but they were more mental than physical.
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>>38815022
The pleasure was just amazing... I've never had orgasms before anon

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v80
Some days, some nights
Some live, some die
In the way of the Samurai
Some fight, some bleed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battlecry

A battlecry
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>>38814970
unironically thank you for this
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>>38814970
thank you op, i loved this opening
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The ending is better anyway.

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Post a pape and get a pape
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>>38814890
Dubs and I die in my sleep tonight/this morning
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I'm not going to use any of your shitty pics
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How ya doin', Champ?

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in this ITT thread: poast music
sad music happy music good music bad music
just post anythign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKdF-tKkreA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqFdndNRzx4
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>>38814823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRfoqa-seQ8
This song is pretty good

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Who else single child here?
People who have grown up with siblings can't even understand the familial isolation that you face knowing once you get old enough that your parents and a lot of your other relatives are dying off it's just you by yourself.
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>>38814816
I grew up with a younger brother and this will still be the case. I haven't talked to him or any of my family in almost 10 years. They kicked me out for telling them I liked men. Been homeless ever since and will probably never see any of them again. I will die alone on the streets, or in this shitty apartment I'm squatting in
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>hey anon do you have any siblings?
>no im an only child
>haha that explains so much!
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>>38814816

I grew up as an only child and all my cousins were jealous of me and told me I was a spoiled brat because I got everything that I wanted for Christmas. Socialist fucks.

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Well robots, this is the end for me.
I finally got a girlfriend after all this time. I now have a job. I don't know if her and I will last long but I know that I have gotten what I have complained about for so long. My depression is leaving the OCD is subsiding I lost weight. I'm not a robot anymore.
It has been great being here robots, I shed a lot of tears here and a lot of robots became hero's. I will never forget you all but I know I am not welcome here anymore.
Goodbye robots, stay strong.
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>>38814748
Ok see you next week when you're laid off and she ghosts you
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>>38814748

How do you feel fulfilled in dying now?
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>>38814748
You'll be back. It's not for you, it never was.

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