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>>35258198
If i wanted to call you a gay faggot i would stay on /pol/. I want to read sad stories of sad people here

Dubs = gf
Rollan

>>35258198
>poor people have to share benefits with poor people that aren't supposed to be in the country anyway

No wonder they're poor.

>tfw kv beta latino male

>alpha
>fucking marrano

lmao yeah right

>How are we supposed to compete with alpha Latino men?

Send them back

>>35258115
I have questions
Is that you in pic
Are you on ssri drugs
Do you go to a psychartirist have you ever been to one
are you taking any prescription drugs
do you have ADHD add, autism , avoidant personality disorder,

>>35258115
I'm balding, short and a neet

>>35258115
I am not fat and only slightly lazy. I'm also probably incapable of feeling intimacy. Everyone makes it a big deal to find that special someone but I've never really care much for that kind of stuff.

Communication software for my disabled sister.

>>35258123
I hope it works out for you anon, sisters are precious

how do i into it w/ no education

>>35258056
Wanna talk about it desu?

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Cheers to our shit lives mate.

I know this is original

>>35258082
talking never fixed anything

knife man

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No other album has managed to have such consistently outstanding songs (they always have one bad song), and that's not even getting into how almost all metal spawned from it.

hot rats

My highs are just paranoia and panic.
I get even more introverted and introspective than normal ,always think that I'm a bore and annoying people,don't even know why I keep smoking

>>35258525
you probably have a disorder.

>>35258525
Don't smoke so much, or take some valium first, it'll work wonders.

Seriously though when I first started I had the same problem then I just started smoking less copious amounts and the paranoia was nowhere near as bad and I could enjoy myself and eat nice food.

Try find something to do as well.

Always remember you can always get higher but the only way you're going to bring yourself out of a bad high is with time and water.

Dude the sound is because of the wet cock and the space between the head of the cock and the rest of it

>>35258108
My dick wasn't wet, never heard of dipping it into water before. Maybe i'll try that?

>>35258128
Precum, heard of it?

>>35257939
Instead of being a loser in europe I'd be one in asia.
Nothing would change.

>>35257993
This, plus xenophobia and shitty food to boot.

>>35258252
Fuck your face Stanley. Vietnamese food is the best food.

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>>35257854
>Implying a woman will ever allow me to have sex with her.

>>35257854
You might as well be talking about setting the home run record because none of this really applies to me. See >>35257919.

>>35257854
>beliveing the bbc meme
no they dont have 14 inches. how fucking stupid do you have to be to believe porn?

>>35257853
Don't panic. All those work training companies are just ripping off the government and the government is just using them to fiddle the unemployment figures.
The idea is to bounce you back and forth until you get sick of it and come off jobseekers by yourself.

>>35257886
I just got a letter through and I have three appointments in the next two week for job training. Do they usually take the piss this much?
And will there be any NEET girls that go to the training things with me?

Self bump

The Velvet Underground and the most people in the world have been a legend

>future wife

Spotted the inconsistency.

Please don't shame women for eating ass, otherwise they'll never do it.

>>35257742
Some anons will snag 30/40 year old women who have had enough of the 'single life' and want a nicely paid hubby.

reaIity

they have higher standards than actual women

Somebody has to breed the dickgirls, lest they go cock-crazy.

>>35257665
What kind of things?
orgi

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>>35257665
Leave her to become my personal human bidet

>>35257799
are you a boy or are you a girI?

>>35257657

yes a lot of people do. but beware, you can build up a tolerance to it and it wont work as well over time.

>>35257657
Does it actually block out the painful thoughts? I lying here with intense self hatred and I don't know what to do

>>35257657
wow I use this exact same thing op. I like it but I avoid using it too much because it makes me drowsy the next day