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Trips decides what my username will be.
>If no trips, I take control and post my choice in thread
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For ever ten minutes I don't get a response, a chad will fuck my girlfriend. Please help
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You monsters
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How do people leave small towns? It's literally impossible to do anything here.
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define small
and you can shoot guns
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Stop wanting to live in the city
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I left.
>Decided to move to new city
>Found roommate who also wanted to move to new city
>Saved up a bunch of money
>found place
>moved
>lived off money until I found a job
Not that hard Anon. Don't delude yourself into thinking things will be better just because its a new place. If things weren't working out at home its likely on you. If you move to a new city you are starting from scratch, for better or worse.
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What are some ways of numbing the pain of loneliness without drinking or hard drugs (I already smoke weed everyday and feel guilty about that)?
It hurts so bad.
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>>35750906
Walks in nature garden your own herbs for health problems take up a mild activity like kicking a soccer ball try spacing out your weed try making music
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>>35750967
I already had my nature phase. I like staying indoors now I'm a hiki.
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Stop doing drugs recreationally.
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write down the answers to these questions:
>what am I doing tonight?
>What am I doing this weekend?
>What am I doing next week?
>What am I doing next month?
>What am I doing this summer?
If you can't answer these questions, you don't deserve yo have tendies, you will never succeed. If you can't put it into writing, you haven't given it enough thought to put it into action.
Today is almost over. You need to get started on tonight's item right now. The weekend starts tomorrow. Get your ass in gear. Next week is just around the corner. Your goals for next month and this summer require some preparation. Get to it.
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>>35750866
>>what am I doing tonight?
masturbating and playing vidya
>>What am I doing this weekend?
watching anime, masturbating and playing vidya
>>What am I doing next week?
going to uni, watching anime, masturbating and playing vidya
>>What am I doing next month?
going to uni, watching anime, masturbating and playing vidya
>>What am I doing this summer?
sleeping most the day, watching anime, masturbating and playing vidya
now what op
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>>35750866
>what am I doing tonight?
going to a friends place to dudeweedlmao
>What am I doing this weekend?
going to a friends place to drink
>next week-this summer
fuck knows, probably suicide at some point
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>what am I doing tonight?
well i get up at 4 to work out does that count
>What am I doing this weekend?
work
>What am I doing next week?
trying not to kill myself since persona 5 will be around the corner
>What am I doing next month?
persona 5
>What am I doing this summer?
sonic mania
then maybe i'll finally kill myself
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Have any of you ever visited a dominatrix?
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I prefer gentle femdom
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>>35750840
I ask them to spit on my face and in my mouth and call me a fucking whore.
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>tfw too timid to go to a dominatrix
They make my heart go doki-doki, I would just faint if I ever came up close to one...
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why do some people take forever to drink a can of pop
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Feels good to take your time man and enjoy the sweet fizzley goodness
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>>35750744
cause it burns and fucks up your teeth.
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>>35750744
I smoke daily I barely taste shit. If I'm holding a can of something it's because I'm in public against my will and my hands feel awkward and I don't know what to do with myself. I'm going to sip it as slow as possible.
>Not hungry
>Really really really want to eat
>Also want to lose weight and be cute but it's really hard
I'm trying not to so hard
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>>35750733
>Also want to lose weight and be cute but it's really hard
you already are cute qt~
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are you talking about yourself op?
can't tell.
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>>35751222
Th-Thanks anon, but I'm too big for that at the moment...
>>35751423
Me. I'm trying really hard not to eat because I'm not actually hungry but I really want to anyway
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I got in an argument with a young black male on PSN over Ninja Storm. I wanted you guys' opinion on how well I used applied my 4chan banter skills to roast this guy. Keep in mind this is my only social interaction (outside of 4chan) for weeks.
Here's the unaltered conversation:
>U are a shitty and annoying ass player
>I smack yo ass if i seen u in person
You're literally trash the only way you can win is by jumping in the air the whole time like a pussy faggot and hiding behind your supports. Glad I could make you this frustrated with your life though, it's pretty funny
>I aint frustrated u just shitty and that becuz u keep using ultimate jutsu shitty bitch
Because you keep wasting your subs like a retard, I'm not gonna do that jumping shit with you
>Just shut the fuck up u ass and annoying this yo life
You also use the most basic try hard supports in the game, everyone has been using Tobi and Shino since NS2
>But i change up u use the same shit fucking fag i smack yo ass on my momma
Ninja storm seems to be all you have going for you since you sent me such a butthurt message about the game. Can you stop crying for like 5 minutes please?
>Nah im out getting money broke bitch i just do this when im chilling
From the way you talk it sounds like you're poor as fuck and this is all you have since you live in a ghetto. I feel for you, you must be suicidal or some shit.
>What? First i dont live in the ghetto and if i was poor y tf would i waste money on ps4
You honestly sound like you're 12. This immense butthurt can only come from children
>im not butthurt i was letting u know how much u suck
>and bitch do i look 12 like u dont see that picture
You only sent the message because you were so shook by how much I made you cry which resulted in this cringey shit you've been sending me
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>No u just were shitty and annoying so i thought i would tell u bout yourself somebody needed to
Lmao dude your life is a joke. Just hang yourself, your boss at your minimum wage job won't miss you.
>im mines a joke yours most definitely is and i dont work for minimum wage i rather sell drugs if i had too my last resort
What did he mean by this? I just stopped replying at this point because I realized that I must have really hurt the poor kid because he was just making no sense in his replies anymore, trying his hardest to make a comeback. Sorry if this whole thing sounded really autistic, I just thought it would be interesting to share it with you guys and have you guys give suggestions as to what I should say in this situation.
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>>35750703
oh shit you play storm 4? add me nigga. please dont itachi fireball jutsu me to the death. that's some rage quit shit
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>>35750780
Post your username. Also, there are several tricks to avoiding Itachi's fireball spam, his fireballs are the weakest in the game
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http://kron4.com/2017/03/22/teens-cheesy-prom-proposal-to-girl-with-down-syndrome-goes-viral/amp/
Well /r9k/? Whats your excuse for not asking a Down's syndrome girl to prom back when you were in high school?
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>>35750668
She probably would have rejected me too
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Chad has a heart of fucking gold
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>more virtue signaling
Cool Andy
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CRINGEY RAP ALBUM MOTHERFUCKAS
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hey guys this is an EXTREMELY cringey rap album I made. Please check it out or I'll probably kill myself! :D THANKS
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When you check another man's sound cloud, you are actively committing an act of terrorism.
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>>35750638
HUSTLE BONES COMIN' OUT MY MOUTHt. original post
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Because faggot ass op didn't link it https://youtu.be/w4e2hBQ-qUE
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Who /brownbot/ here?
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how is that actuary job?
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>>35750580
>it's another anon looks in the mirror and is brought back to reality episode
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>>35750662
Shit that pic is literally me.
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>people are nothing more than a game to me >spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games
>get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with
>some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment
Nothing personal, roaches.
Heh.
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we DESERVE asian gfs NOW NOW NOW
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>>35750688
My neighbour is an asian cutie. I thought I had a chnace when I saw her move in until I saw her invite a chad over multiple times. I've heard them have loud sex.
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>>35750573
You sound like my roommate. He thinks he's super clever or something.
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>try to be talkative
>try to be funny
>everyone ends up ignoring me
>happens both irl and on the internet
it's always been like this, i'm sick of it
i just wanna be a funny guy people want to be around
why? why does it seem so easy for other people? how do they do it? it's like they're just naturals
i have no redeeming qualities and i thought this would be the only thing that would make people like me but apparently not
the only people who have ever pretended to like me literally only do it because of pity or to take advantage of me and mock me with their real friends
what did i do to deserve this?
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Just get a bunch of mints to give to people.
Then give yourself a neat name like, I dunno, Mark the Mint-Man or something. You'll be a hit!
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just carry bananas with you. bananas are the funny stuff you'll start noticing almost right away
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This happened to me at the beach. Went on a trip with some aquaintances and I was able to carry myself well. Trying to be funny ends in silence and I turn into a third wheel. What I saw in them was that they were juat genuinely friendly/funny/natural. Perhaps "trying" isnt the answer for us OP. But what is?
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Anyone here work in heavy industry?
What do you do? Post pics of your work if you are willing/able
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Got no pics, I work in a place that makes salt spreaders for trucks.
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>>35750411
anyone know wtf is happening in that image?
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>>35751469
Looks like they're making steel sheets, probably into rolls for transport.
Trying to play two instances of GTA San Andreas with one controller at the same time, wish me luck boys
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>>35750384
You should stream that shit nigga, I'd watch it.
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Shit this is already getting out of hand help
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How are you doing it? I want to do it too