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>>39292176
I really want to cuddle with someone, but i'm scared of gay guys and i look really feminine so that cuts every option i have.

Nah I just want a not trap/crazy thread to post a response in.

I tried to name some girl in 4chan tradition and get told to kill myself 3 times.

Then he names her himself. How was I supposed to know she was a decoy? I should have known, everything is a decoy here. Every response is logged under the OP I can't even enjoy the classic 4chan humor anymore.

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Yeah, but a loaded sawed-off shotty sounds as a better deal.

It's because those 1-7 girls were all friends I've known for years.

I didn't just auto pilot ask out women, I only asked out the ones I liked as friends and later developed a crush on.

So about 2-5 years per girl, times x and it's a lot of time gone by.

None of the normies I know failed that many times, in fact they just "get" into relationships. Like they don't even fucking try it just happens. Of course it never works out and they cheat on each other and cry and complain but still they're constantly dating and fucking.

There are many factors my man
>Onetis
>small towns were everyone is hitched up
>colleges with shit gender ratios
>colleges where everyone wants fembois
Etc...
Also sometimes girls who initially reject may come around eventually come around. It's happened to me

>>39292064

I think I'm in the same situation, shit

>>39292064
Yes, it fucking sucks. I don't remain friends after that shit

don't throw out the entire pizza just because you don't like the green peppers. no, it isn't perfect. guess what: NOTHING IS.

Jesus, what the fuck is gratitude? you still have a cute girl who loves kissing and hanging out with you. you know what else? you are useful to her. you are helping her deal with something painful.

You know what else? she is open and vulnerable. you have a chance to see a side of her that other people may not. you can decide to take this damaged person and help her heal and forever be the guy (unless you are a girl) who helped her smile again. you have a chance build something with a person who really needs something built.

That ex fucked up, and now you are boning his girl. are you going to be bitter because she isn't perfectly fresh, never touched? or are you going to accept that there is a girl, RIGHT OVER THERE, who really wants to kiss you?

flick those green peppers off and munch that fucking pizza, man.

>>39291950
>implying I'd have a son

Can you blame him though? Just look at that smug face

kinkshaming little shit

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>>39291846
Bachangee

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Bazelia

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>>39291846
Just post that one picture of Sheldon,you know you want to.

>>39291826
Don't end it all. Everyone will forget about it in a few days.

What did you say to her? Sorry if it is uncomfortable to recall but I think you posted on here to get it off your chest.

>>39291826
Some girl wanted to introduce me to her husband when I said hi to her at a funeral.

It doesn't fucking matter.

>>39291826
kill yourself stop harassing women do everyone a favour loser

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>>39291760
only ever got 1 (You) for mine

guess it just wasn't very good

>>39291809

I love how his arm is the tail.

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>>39291760
OP you gotta start a thread off with more of these if you want to make it prosper

>>39291710
if you aren't gay you won't enjoy it and will just regret it

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>>39291727
I'm not anon, I mean a watch tranny porn sometimes, specifically trannie on women but half the anons here probably do too... it's just I am grasping at straws here, a 3.14 qt gf is out of the picture as it will never happen.

>>39291710
>actually have sex

Gay sex isn't real sex.

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>my girlfriend

Sure. And Geralt is my waifu.

>>39291686
well, he IS hot after all. Just take a pic of bayonetta and say you want a gf like her.

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>>39291686
>get /fit/
>grow out hair
>grow beard
>fuck another woman in your bed while your wife is coming hime
>make sure she walks in on it

Here check out my song

https://soundcloud.com/user-430407812/coffee-can

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>>39291806

Are you retarded? Your music makes me question both my sanity and your ineptitude.

heres something chill. i hope you enjoy

https://soundcloud.com/iamharriscole/game-over

You're a shitty gf if you get in the way of careers and stuff like that

>>39291576
Now your bf is going to save all of his money up and be more successful

I'm in line to be successful

Bump with the story
Some anon decided to attack some joggers with a bat

https://anuobserver.org/2017/08/25/students-attacked-copland-classroom-attacker-detained/

APOLOGISE /r9k/ you caused this you radicalised this young australian man.

top kek
I wonder if it really is the guy.

you should be able to get black powder guns (I know I know but its something)

>>39291853
Air rifles only. Black powder is "propelled by an explosion" so it isn't legal either.

So basically I can have a children's toy that you can't do anything with besides shoot soda cans in the backyard. I would rather not do anything than do that. It would be even more infantilizing than my current miserable life.

>>39291902
https://www.atf.gov/firearms/qa/can-person-prohibited-law-possessing-firearm-own-black-powder-firearm

>>39291525
"Hey brain what do u think of republicans hehe bird is the word"

"Rebublipans r evil I care so much about everything haha murder George W Bush"

>>39291525
No idea. Perhaps people have very bad or learned to have shit tastes I guess. Maybe if you grew up on nothing better than this shit, then maybe you would learn to enjoy it.

Its not like Normies who still watch cable really know where to look or want to look to find better content anyway.

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>>39291558
remember brain from arthur, this is him today, feel old yet

Nice.

Sounds dank

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>>39291436
My Kale is so healthy it's looking blue and the outer layer of wax is so thick.

compost tea is GOAT, Can't wait until this exotic shit composts and i can amend the soil. people tell me to grow weed

now this is what I came to see