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>>34131150
>CC'ing a pencil
Senjougahara as fuck.

>>34131150
>not looking physically and emotionally depleted

been doing night walks for over 5 years. thieves are looking for people that have something going for them. there's something about going to the deli at 4am, paying for an arizona with dimes and nickels and crying at the end of you block that deteres thieves.

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I just viewed this thread cause almost all the rest are cancer.

why

why do you want a woman's perspective on this

explain now

NOW

>>34131134
i want to know if they even existHEHEHE

>>34131180
WELL I GUESS THAT SETTLES THAT

>>34131106
How old are you OP?
origaklrtjkaslg

>>34131106
What is your life like now?

No it doesn't get better, but you can make it better. Just like with women, you have to take the initiative--that's a man's struggle.

>>34131059
I assume they feel good, but I've never received one because I'm not a normie.

They're great when she (or he?) knows how to properly suck a dick. I've only had good blowjobs from maybe 2 people. 1 girl, 1 guy.

>>34131059
Feels breddy gud deepthroating and coming straight down their throat, especially when they keep sucking, but when they don't know how to do it right (use way too much teeth or have a small mouth) it's a shitty experience and a waste of time.

I'm missing love.

A gf
It would literally solve all my problems.

I kind of realized that I'm not missing anything. I've been leaning on my family for so long and I didn't even realize that they're all I need.

>>34130969
They've been taking "your" women for ages, son.

enjoy smoking her up on your weed and then giving her an awkward shoulder rub and getting nothing in return because that's whats going to happen.

>>34130969
>big
>asian

Kek you silly

If by meaning you mean watching live leak videos of normies getting slaughtered in siberia, yes.

>>34130957
It will mean the end of my life as I die in the first salvos of the nuclear apocalypse.

Aren't we gonna be fighting Chang and not Ivan

I love you
you should pick up smoking

Sorry anon. I just dont tell anyone "i love you" you have to earn it

>>34130919
I love you, but you have to love yourself.

Craigslist.

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[x] I am not a robot

Cant believe the government shut down backpages escort section

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>>34131880
Go to the non erotic massage section or the women seeking men

>>34130887
Oregano sauce with onigiri on the side?

But seriously, sauce?

I like the hair that rumiko uses in her stuff.
that poofy thing

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Source please

original ist gut

>>34130847
>How do fat nu-males pull respectable pussy?
he makes her feel extra

>>34130847
They pay for all her shit and get cucked anyway but they don't call her out on it because muh slut shaming

>respectable pussy

>>34130835
depression
herb to remove blox

>>34130835
To be fair modern vidya sucks raw unadulterated ass cheeks

>>34130835
the real world finally hit you

>>34130788
yes. My mom is an alcoholic wreck. It gets slightly better when my dad comes home for the weekend.

I hate the house we live in. Mom's idead of interior decorating pisses me off. Everything is falling apart. It's just saddening.

I can't afford to move out though, and I wouldn't want to unless I could afford my own place. Tradin one set of assholes for another doesn't appeal to me. .

>>34130788
My mother is currently in prison for nearly killing a young woman. She was 55 when this happened and she's still not progessed past the age of 16.

My father killed himself 6 months after I was born.

Meth is one hell of a drug, kids.

>>34130788
No. I love my parents. I moved out of town last year but I still come and visit one weekend a month with them. I like to go on walks with my mom and work on building projects around the house with my dad.

3.5 billion years more or less of evolution.

Because I like the disgusting stuff girls do


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Who bleeds that little? I want to rip her cunt out for being born lucky.

Because oldfags/boomers/grown up babies need to blame the problems on someone. Blaming 'young people' makes them feel stupid so they came up with a word for it.

For the same reason "Baby Boomer" is an evil boogeyman buzzword.

>>34130722
/pol/ never realized they are millennials themselves because they're too busy sucking conservative boomer cock