D-Do you think that if hiro would merge us with /cgl/ that we could all get a gf?
>>35967269
No desu... Quiet now... Don't cry.>>35967269
>>35967269
There's no way to combine /r9k/ and /cgl/, though. Maybe we could merge with /vr/ and get some kind of retro gamer nerd gf? It's a long shot, but I'm not seeing any other possibilities. Maybe /tr9kv/, but robots don't like to leave their bedrooms in their parents' houses to travel to exotic locales and eat non-tendie cuisine.
>>35967269
An /x/ merge is the best bet for finding a gf
Hey Lauren?
Yes Stacy?
Anon still lives at home
>laughter
>>35967239
>Anon still lives at home
This phrase has never made sense to me.
When has "home" exclusively referred to your parent's house?
I'd refer to the house I live in on my own as my home.
>be american
>your parents kick you out of the house at 18 regardless of your financial situation
>living in a place you dont consider your home
???
Can we draw a swastika on the german flag please?
i drew one on the eu flag but it disappeared
I'm starting one on the german flag as we speak
>>35967234
Dude, you know how pedantic and organized German people are. There's no chance you'll ever draw anything on that flag. Pick a better target
wtf I love my autism now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IHaE-TXbZQ
>>35967223
>listening to a indawoods murder
seinfeldwithbaseballbat.jpg
>>35967223
>people asking varg in the comments "w-what about aspergers varg"
>Varg: its a form of autism, but its not high functioning autism. people with aspergers often still have average IQs or high IQs, but those with HFA have high or superb IQs
t-thanks varg ;_;
>>35967244
dumb normie numale
>he does the virgin voice crack
>he does the robotic unnatural low talking
>he's a voicelet
>he speaks in the autism tone
>>35967171
>knew this one guy in college
>always nervous at presentations
>everything went kind of ok but his voice kept going higher
>everyonelaughing.jpg
>he didnt know why
Is keira knightly popular outside of the uk? just something that I am curious about
She was more popular like ten years ago, but, yeah I'd say so. I mean people know who she is and can recognize her in movies. Now she seems to mostly do chick flicks and period pieces.
Love her tummy.
>>35967147
Yes and no. She's known for playing a specific type, but normies might not be able to remember her name or anything she's done outside of those Pirate movies.
>>35967177
>normies might not be able to remember her name or anything she's done outside of those Pirate movies
I thought some normie men were obsessed with her
there are only two kinds of roasties in this country
>stacies
>ugly autistic fatties
>ugly autistic fatties
>implying you could do better
>>35967146
ur dum
Pssh, nothing personal kid.
>>35967131
dont forget the 5/10 asians that most white guys seem to hook up with
>tfw watching Ghost in the Shell
>>35967127
How bad was it? My friend torrented it and asked if I wanted to watch it too.
>>35967148I meant the anime. I'm too dumb to understand the significance of the dialogue
>>35967127
>>35967148
>>35967164
go watch the anime Stand Alone Complex then Stand Alone Complex _2nd_GIG
don't bother with anything else with GiTS on it.
>friend forces me to fllow him to a normie party
>girls are talking about the age they lost their virginity
>go to them and say I am still a virgin to this day
>they don't believe me and ask how old I am
>say 24
>they still don't believe me
>one of them, a brunette is laughing histerically
>she comes closer to me and pulls down my pants and boxers
>"what the fuck are you doing??" I recoil
>"I'm checking if you're really a virgin" she says
>everyone in the room is looking at our little situation
>my average sized virgin dick is now free for everyone to look at
>"WOW! you really are a virgin!"
>the entire room is now laughing at me and my virgin dick
>"I cannot believe a 24 year old man is still a virgin!"
>"oh my gawd, who invited a virgin to the party?"
>someone asks my friend if he knew me
>he denies it
>afterwards, I am basically kicked out of the building
>my "friend" who basically forced me to go to the party is gone leaving me in the parking lot without saying a word
>i'm forced to walk back home
>friend messaged me saying to cut contacts with him until I am no longer a virgin and I embarrassed him in front of everyone
Why are normies so mean to virgins?
>>35967046
I'll take things that never happened for 1000
>>35967046
Nice story now what really happened?
>>35967046
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>>35966895
what the fuck is this site unmoderated since 1999 ?
>>35966928
Are you gonna do the test or not?
Bumping in hope someone will respond and we can talk... I'm ronery in here.
Well r9k, I fucked up bad.
>be me, worthless neet who spends all day indoors and has no job, friends, gf, etc
>live with my parents
>mom has been out of work and looking for a new job
>she just got a call last Friday about being hired at some real estate firm and has been talking about it constantly
>being that it's April Fools, I break my days of silence with a joke in front of my family
>"Hey mom, if you think that's good news, I got a job too"
>smile and before I can say "as a stay-at-home son", I hear a gasp
>mom stops talking
>dad spills his coffee
>my sister is staring at me
>my mother rushes up to me and hugs me
>my dad rests his hand on my shoulder and says "you did good" despite never giving me a compliment before
>my sister actually starts crying saying she was afraid I was going to stay like this forever, mom joins in
>I tell them I'm working at a construction site doing carpentry
>my father takes me to the garage
>gives me his own tool belt, some basic tools and holds out special my grandfather's hammer
>he died when my dad was 8 and this is one of the few items of my grandfather's that he owns
>tells me to "never go back"
>i'm in too deep now
>on Monday I'm going to a job that doesn't exist
>I actually applied to over 100 construction jobs tonight but my resume can be fit on a post-it note so I doubt I'll get a single call back
What the fuck do I do mates? Even if I do get a job, I have no skills related to construction. I've never built anything past Ikea furniture.
this is a good quality post and I can relate to it
>>35966892
This is actually really funny I laughed quality thread
Go to construction sites and ask for a job on Monday
I live in germany. I have been rated a 4/10 on lookism and am super socially awkward (cant post pic here because people from uni lurk). I'm 19 but look much older because of shit genetics and balding. I'm a bit over 6ft but everyone here in germany is. Yesterday I went out sober and actually TRIED. By the end of the night I had made out with 2 cute girls. What's your excuse?
>>35966793
i have so many excuses it's tiring me just thinking of them all
I am the master of excuses
bow down normies
Pics
Oriiru
>>35966793
I cant try, its like my mind is blocking me from flirting with girls.
>tfw choosing the trap doujin I will fap to tonight
how am I ever supposed to make a choice with so many good options
>>35966777
checked the fuck out of this one homie
>>35966787
>checked the fuck out of this one homie
thank you but post trap doujinshi
>>35966777
Kaname-06 and Kaname-07 or Senpai Kanojo.
Basically any doujin with consensual sex.
If you're not running Gentoo you don't belong on this board.
Gentoo is poopoopeepee
Fedora is a true robot distro
>>35966955
>poopoopeepee
kek, almost forgot about this meme
>>35966969
I miss him, he was such a good boy.
>pure virgin waitfu
lol
>>>/outsoc/9011
>>35966688
white america is dying and I'm starting to not give a damn because it gave me shit genes and religious dogma.
>>35966688
You realize /soc/ is our great arch nemesis right, OP?
Well, pretty much everyone's enemy but especially /r9k/.
>>35966709
sorry anon
read a book plz