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Accidentally unmatched someone 2017-01-25 12:35:29 Post No.34392904
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Accidentally unmatched someone
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2017-01-25 12:35:29
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Guys, there was a bot that I wanted to unmatch but accidentally unmatched someone I was having a legitimate communication with.
Is there any chance of recovery at all. I'm beating my head against a wall.
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contemplating suicide
HALP
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>>34392904
email someone at tinder and explain your situation
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>>34392904
Find them on Facebook
Outside of TV and movies, I've never seen a Dalmatian before in my life. Do they really exist or are they just a meme?
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>>34392878
Wonder what else the government is hiding from us?
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>>34393188
I haven't even seen one on TV since the 90s.
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>>34392878
They do exist. My family took care of an old, decrepit one that wandered into our garage during a heavy storm.
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Using OKCupid to seek "friends"? 2017-01-25 12:33:45 Post No.34392877
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Using OKCupid to seek "friends"? 2017-01-25 12:33:45 Post No.34392877
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Using OKCupid to seek "friends"?
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>hear that OKCupid accounts can be listed as "looking for friends"
Has /r9k/ met with any success in such pursuits--especially with non-standard "friendships"? Pic related.
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>>34392877
Alternatively, describe your own non-standard styles of "friendship".
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>>34392895
This passage originally was written in reverse, but I flipped it for your convenience.
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>>34392877
is this your non-standard friendship system? what is to be gained from asking and answering questions about random, meaningless topics?
my chad brother in law invited me into his 16 team chad fantasy football league 7 years ago. I now own 7 of the teams (and he doesn't know lol). This is my story.
> be me
> know nothing about football
> future brother in law emails me a link to a fantasy football league his friend runs
> "it'll be fun ;)" he promises
> don't want to but my mom tells me I have to since he reached out to me
> "he's going to be family"
> except
I FUCKING HATE THIS CHAD FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
> not only is he banging my sister
> but every family dinner he make fun of me and sounds like one of those fucking fake business people
> "Maybe you should try a little harder, I could get you a job in my mail room if you want. Could lead to some good networking opportunities
FUCK THE FUCK OFF
> he makes like 200k a year
> he used to play cis (thats canadian) football
> he's got like perfect aesthetics
> I've even heard my sisters friend who i've had a crush on since i was 11 say she'd have a threesome with them just to feel his god dick
> he's got it all
> my dad even likes him more than me
> anyways back to the story
> I accept the invite and prepare for the draft
> i dont know wtf im doing and pick my entire team based on how cool I think their names sound
> frank gore, roddy white (White power was my team name for like 3 weeks), knowshon mareno, beanie wells
> actually do ok because i had 3 sick rbs in a 16 team league
> for people who dont know what that means
> i got 3 blue eyes white dragons in my deck
> still missed the playoffs though
> but heres why i hated it
> everyone in the league made fun of me
> my chad bil's friends, the randoms they got from message boards
> there were like threads making fun of me
> "more likely? anon making playoffs or getting laid" was the top thread in our league season 1
> and it was started by my chad bil
> but here's when things start getting spicy
> one of the randoms quit and they had a hard time finding a replacement
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>not typing long stories out on wordpad beforehand
BAN THIS FAG
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> being as fantasy football was starting to take over my life
>like every family dinner "how's your fantasy team doing anon?"
> dad actually cared about shit in my life
> and the sheer fact that i wanted to beat these fucking idiots that made fun of me
> i made a fake email and went on to the message boards and pretended to be a filipino stock broker
> named "Moises Santos"
> i had a picture and everything on my message board profile
> when my bil's friend who runs the league asked Moises what makes him a good candidate for the league
> Moises replied
I love trash talking and as a filipino stock broker I'm good with numbers and the future of analytics
> got the invite
> paid the entry fee
> 2 months later
> Moises and I are 15th and 16th in the league respectivley
> everyone is making fun of me still
> my dad joined the league message board (he wasn't even in the league at the time)
> just to fucking trash talk me
> "JESUS you fucking suck son"
> then I execute plan FILIPINO PROSTITUTE
> and I make one massive lobsided trade initiated by Moises to me.
> everyone was pissed off
> "YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD MOISES WTF DO U EVEN WATCH FOOTBALL?"
> I just started replying with random mathemetical and physics theories theories with different variables substituted with names like -yardage, net gains, and catching concoction theory.
> it was pure madness
> but guess what? some of the league bought my bullshit
> 3 people even asked to read the papers Moises was citing
> so the trade never got vetoed
> i finished 16th in the league
> Moises finished 3rd and almost won the league trophy in the playoffs
> people were calling Moises a fucking genius "elite manager"
> and they were all calling me a fucking retard for falling for Moises' trap
> I was fucking pissed... so the second one of the guys stopped setting his roster I made a stink and the league started looking for a replacement
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>>34392875
>Fantasy Football
Otherwise known as "You shall not pass!"
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Discord for robots and normies. Come and chat.
https://discord.gg/w8uurGj
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No one's joining. Get in here faggots.
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>>34392873
Does anyone discuss invented languages?
>>>/s4s/5086816
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Couple people joined. Need more niggers
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>mom comes into my room with a collection of paperwork from a false consciousness building exercise (attending worksource job workshops), regurgitating some shitty sales pitch the lady there gave her and legitimately believing that all I need to do to get a job is drink the kool-aid and attend these classes and a good job is basically guaranteed
>I try to reason with her but she just claims I'm misrepresenting her, then she says I should just give it a chance
>i remind her that every piece of advice she has told me to give a chance so far has had precisely zero success and the only interviews I've gotten so far were from my own methods
>she starts shouting at me and says fine, if I'm so smart I can get a job on my own
>agree with her
>she's throwing me out now
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>>34392871
Just attend the fucking classes
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be ruthless and killl
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>>34392871
>with a collection of paperwork from a false consciousness building exercise
what?
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>tfw professor forces you into teams of two but there's another turbo-autist to buddy up with and be pathetic freaks together
If you're browsing right now Keith- thank you so very much.
It's okay that you farted.
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>It's okay that you farted.
Did you guys fuck?
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I'm 50-50 on the possibility that he/you actually lurk(s) here, but if you're here Lane, thx for letting me put our whole presentation on the line even though I slept for about 1 hour over 2 days and I washigh as a kite
>tfw professor said we had the best presentation out of the whole class
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I did as you told me, you dirty little boy, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting autist when every fuck drives one out of him. I think I would know Keith's fart anywhere. I think I could pick his out in a roomful of farting autists. It is a rather boyish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine neurotypicals have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold lad would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Keith will let off no end of his farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
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Is there any bigger or more universal a red flag than tattoos? Everything about them is bad and indicates poor judgment in a person. They are ugly. There are permanent. They are painful. They weaken your immune system. They narrow your job opportunities.
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The "I'm expressing myself" normie attitude.
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They are fucking retarded. Anyone who has one disgusts me
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Unnatural hair colors say a lot about people.
Ear gauges are a big nope for me.
I don't mind tattoos too much.
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Why do you want a girlfriend, honestly? You have nothing going on for yourself, you just drift through life aimlessly. How exactly will having a girlfriend help you?
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It would satisfy my biological urge for companionship and the affection would numb the pain of being emotional stunted due to neglect and lonliness in childhood
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>>34392824
Because have been an island all my life. Do I really need to explain to you why a human being needs intimacy?
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>>34392824
>You have nothing going on for yourself
wrong
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You don't mind my past, do you Anon?
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>>34392803
I don't give a fuck about your past, what matters is what you do now.
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As long as you don't care about my pathetic past.
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>>34392803
I don't care about your past or your future. After you suck my dick we're done.
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How did they get those bogdabots inside our bodies? I can't believe it; everything I thought I know is false.
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>>34392741
They are a weapon to surpass metal gear
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>>34392741
but if Bogdanoffs are god who did they call when they saved the world?
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>>34392741
I fucking hate this meme, it's on par with harambe.
>le phonecall
>le catchphrase to summon the same stale pasta
Fuck this meme fuck this meme fuck this meme fuck this meme
being short is worse than cancer, when you have cancer nobody makes fun of you, girls dont reject you because you have cancer and you wont die, we are in 2017, you will survive, you will be a hero for your family and that bullshit, while i am alone because my height (5'4)
fuck this shit
i didnt choose to be born in this awful body
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>>34392736
boo hoo fagatron
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Could be worse. You could be tall like me but have all benefits of being tall ruined cause you have big hips like a fucking woman
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>>34392771
Do you have Klinefelter's?
Not original.
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MOG is derived from AMOG (Alpha Male Of Group)
Basically when you are in the presence of a superior male they are mogging you. If you are being mogged it's often accompanied with feelings of insecurity and/or emasculation. There are many sub-variations of a mog. For example, you are standing in line at the supermarket and there is a bald manlet in front of you who you are taller than by 5 or 6 inches, you are now heightmogging and hairmogging him. Confident in your genetic superiority you look around the room to see if any females are giving you the attention you believe you deserve. You catch the eye of a prime female specimen but her glance quickly averts upwards and past you. Puzzled, you turn around and witness a taller, wider, and more attractive male standing behind you. A true chad. In an esteem crushing turn of events the mogger has become the mogee. You are being heightmogged, frame mogged, and facemogged by the genetically superior male behind you. You immediately look down and start trying your hardest to hold back tears of inferiority.
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This is how the PUA sound to me when they talk about their psy evo PNL cosplaying stuff.
> tfw to smart too be brainmogged
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>tfw I would be chad if I wasn't obese
JUST
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JESUS CHRIST GO BACK TO FIT YOU FUCKING NIGGER.
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>tfw it hits you just how much of life you've missed out on and will never get to experience
Tell me what you missed out on, anons.
>you were never anyone's best friend
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>you and a little girl never showed each other your private parts
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>Will never have an innocent teenage relationship where the girl doesn't expect me to have my own home and car and well-paying job
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>>34392657
>will never have a friend to hang out with
I feel shit for missing on this, because I used to have friends until I turned 10 and they all ditched me
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Can someone explain this to me, please? 2017-01-25 12:19:40 Post No.34392621
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Can someone explain this to me, please?
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http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8634610/equality-bae-womens-march/
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People here usually don't open links
Post an image of the article or don't make the thread
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>>34392621
Chad openly mocking women and getting some of that sexually frustrated feminist vagina.
I guess Chad is bored with vanilla Staceys who are too nice. He wants to go dirty.
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Does Chad really pump and dump these slags? Most Chads I've met have always been in mono relationships.