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What do girls mean when they say a man is good at sex?
Isn't it just an in-and-out motion?
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They don't say that
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>>34035214
he pays attention to the clit
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>>34035214
>being this underaged

>being this unoriginal

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>want trap gf
>I don't like anime
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>>34035144
>don't like anime
it's not too late!
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>>34035144
It's weird how every trap is into anime. Why is this?
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>>34035477
>Why is this?
Autism + cute little girls = traps

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Long story short
>about to inherit ~1mil of assets
>250k cash
>3 rental properties in a booming California beach town

How do I not completely fuck up and lose all my shit? Currently unemployed, living in 1 of the units, and waiting on probate

I have to renovate all units, lay concrete foundations for 2, and do intense landscaping

How do I take my money and turn it into more money. Rentals will be bringing in about 5k/month gross income once fully renovated and up to code

Pic related shitty fucking bathtub I have to replace
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give me ur money and i will take good care of it
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>>34035074
just sell everything and live a comfy life of no working in a small town in the middle of nowhere
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>>34035090

Selling is not an option. 1 million can go fast, I'd much rather have a consistent cash flow

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Why do you hate women:

>Selfish
>Dumb
>Emotionally unstable
>No special awareness
>Will betray you in heartbeat
>Can't raise children
>Expect everything in return for nothing.
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>>34035047
i dont love them because they dont insist i have their most prized possession. its like, gimme that shit bitch. offer it to me.
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>>34035047
Postin' some good shit
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JdbskzbrlLdbebebvsbebd mem

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Fembots and Gaybots, would you own a dildo?

Would you get one if you're still with your parents?

What kind would you get if so? And how do you pick size?
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>>34035008
I just bought one that looked nice and is similar in size to my own dick. Also got it when I lived with my parents. Purchased from ebay and was in a very nondescript box.
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>>34035662
>tfw my mom thinks she's doing me a favour by opening any parcels addressed to me and leaving the contents in my room when I'm at work
>No sex toys ever
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>>34035662
Same here. If your parents don't open your parcels you don't have much to worry about.
Don't get a very large one unless you want to wreck your boi pucci

Would R9K date a girl who has taken the knot?

Could you be happy knowing you're sharing your QT GF with Chip Thunderknot?

What if she only got eaten out by her dog when she was a horny teenager?
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>>34034975
At this point it's so common for women to at least get cunnilingus from their dogs and even to suck them off that if you're a normie, chances are you've been with a girl who's at least let her dog get to third with her.

It's not most women, but if you look at girls who have sex outside of relationships it is probably the majority
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>>34034975
Hell yeah desu that's hot

If she'll admit to fucking dogs there's nothing she won't do
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>>34034975

Is this a meme? Why is this a meme? I'm confused. Most obscure meme ever.

I REMAIN ON THE FAR SIDE OF CRAZY

I REMAIN A MORTAL ENEMY OF MAN
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THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

ORIGINAL
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>>34034970
You cannot be an enemy of man if you are a man
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>>34035041
Anything is possible anon! They just have to believe in themselves!

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>pic unrelated, I don't feel like downloading a related one

Is it normal to feel virtually no feelings towards anyone whatsoever? I still watch porn and I still have sex (I'm not saying this to brag, it's with the same person) but I don't feel that head over heels attraction to people that others claim to have. To me, looking at an attractive person is like looking at a nice painting. I haven't had a crush since 6th grade. I'm 20.

I have an apathetic view of other people. People seem more like things to me; a means to an end. I tend to be very demanding and unempathetic, and usually have to put on some sort of facade in order to give people the illusion of common ground between us. Right now, I keep telling a girl that I love her because we have sex and I don't feel like looking for someone new. I don't really know how either, since I need to know what to say to new girls.

I socialize when I'm bored, and rarely feel an emotional connection to the person I'm talking to. To be honest, I rarely have emotions at all. I'm generally apathetic to most things, and have few strong opinions. However, I can get along with people pretty well, but I dont keep friends long because I don't bother to maintain relationships.

Do I have a problem?
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>>34034936
lol i love how he just full cucks himself at the end what a faggot
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>>34034936
yer depression dawg. welcome to hell
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>>34034971
Is it depression? I'm pretty satisfied with my life.

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Alright robots what the fuck do I do

>be me
>get bored
>download grindr to see if I recognize anyone
>I got exactly what I went for
>see what is clearly my neighbor
>hes married
>has 3 kids


now what
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Ask him to fuck you in the ass?
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>>34034868
Expose him
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>>34034890
hes a nigger tho

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Femanons and trapanons would you date a NEET?
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Gaybot here, I would def date one if he at least showered before we cuddled and watched anime. I don't mind paying for him as long as he gives something in return.
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>>34034893
>I don't mind paying for him as long as he gives something in return.
l-like what?
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where the fuck should we stay at? i dont want him to fuck me while his parents listsen

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Does anyone else find satisfaction from deflowering virgins?

My current bf was a virgin (robot) before me, he always cums within a minute. I feel really good when I rock his world and give him mind blowing orgasms with my tight pussy. It's just so adorable that he feels so good he can't hold it back. Virgins are like little boys who don't know anything and you teach them about a world they never knew.
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>>34034842
>virgin bf
>has big d
>use him as dildo
>perfect for both sides
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Don't pretend that you will not get emotionally attached to anything that puts its dick inside you. You can't escape being a woman.
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>>34034842
honestly you are doing god works because you are preventing many shootings from happening. we men get very sexually frustrated and we go crazy without sex.

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RED ALERT! RED ALERT! FAT TUMBLERINAS WITH MENTAL ILLNESS NEED YOUR STINKY NEED DICK. WHY ARENT YOU FUCKING WALES YET?
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>>34034759
>someone points out in a thread earlier that like 90% of feminists wear a certain type of glasses (dark frames on top, no frames on bottom)
>I can't unsee it
SHIT
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Stupid dumb phone poster
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Top kek. She legit looks like the cover girl for tumblr.

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I've always disliked fembots, I've always been cynical towards them. But Brittany is beautiful.
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Hi Britt knee
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>>34034740
The filter shit is low tier, I wish people didn't post like 80% filtered photos on instagram

She did an AMA here like a month ago (it was timestampped and tripfagged and everything) and honestly I gained some respect for her. She seems pretty cool honestly. I don't really care for what she does on her stream or the character she plays but that's fine. She'd be an interesting person to hang out with for a while.

And yeah she's really pretty.
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>She did an AMA here
No way, please tell me it is archived.

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She found somebody else.
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It happens Anon, try your best to find something new. Get yourself out there.
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>>34034683
t-thanks man, it fucking hurts so much.
but I know the best way to forget about her is to find someone better
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stop being an emotional faggot, relationships don't matter

peace

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Why are big tits so worshipped in our society?
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>>34034595
just fuck whatever you're into. I really wanna suck me some small tits on this girl I see walking around where I hangout (shcool ))OI
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>>34034595
I don't know, but I missed going to chest church on Sunday so thanks for reminding me.
I'll be sure to go in the morning and prostrate myself before the altar of gigantic knockers for forgiveness.
Maybe the priest will take titty on me.
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>>34034595
ass > tits
once you've had sexual encounter that is.

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