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>>37587776
Yeah the biggest problem is pornography but...

A. pornography makes fapping better than imagination, and thus it's easy to get sucked back in

B. Nofapping makes your brain more motivated as men gather resources for women. Even if you hate women and want nothing to do with them, having the primal motivation to become something important for a woman is an easy way to force yourself to become something better.

>>37587846
wouldnt avoiding pornography make you masturbate less? there is nothing wrong with fapping from time to time. also, im pretty sure its only bad if you do it too much. i can get shit done and im porn addicted and masturbate way too much. i can see why not masturbating too much is a good thing but nofap just seems stupid to me

>>37588045
Have you ever tried 90 days of nofap my dude? You'll feel lots of energy.

Go outside for a moment

>>37587772
try hospitalization

>>37587916
It's so late
>>37587947
I'm going to the doctor tomorrow

salaries are for fucking retards who wanna work 70 hour weeks but get paid for 40

Semi-monthIy

>>37587738
Anon...

Semi-monthly implies that you'd take home 6,090$ monthly, not 3,045$. Most people don't live in commiefornia, so they would take home more money. Also, most people are incompetents who buy cars, homes, and luxury objects out of their pay range.

>>37587734
Because it's getting boring.

Thinking of picking up some hobbies. But I'm too lazy to start/afraid I'll just fuck up and waste money

>>37587793
What kind of hobbies anon? I have some of my own too, art and studying just about anything I find interesting so thankfully they're done in my own home.

>>37587734
it gets depressing when you're an adult and can't focus or get entertained anymore. as a teen it was amazing. skipping school and just playing vidya 24 7. not anymore.

>>37587710
You dont want one, anon
Coming from a "yandere" myself, it'd be the worst shit in the world. It doesn't work like in your entry-level edgelord animu, if you want someone who's very mentally unstable you have to deal with the shit a person who's mentally unstable does, which includes
>anger spats where they don't talk to you for days/weeks
>except things to go back to normal after those days/weeks with little/no effort
>Will constantly check on you
>Will cut you off from all your hobbies that you two don't share
>friends/family = gone
>constant suicide threats
>even worse shit I don't wanna go into detail about

Shit isn't a fun ride, anon

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>tfw no femdom flat gf

>>37588763
sounds pretty excellent tbph

>>37587675
I'll definitely do it.
The girl that I like is mentally ill

>>37587675
>(nearly)
No thanks.

hell no

that sounds horrible dude

>>37587501
walk into a high school and try to find autistic looking girls during lunch that are hidden from everyone and avoid eye contact.

>>37587501
>Does tomoko actually exist?
Yes, I used to be friends with one.

>where can one find tomoko-like girl?
High school. Either find the girl sitting be herself at lunch or go to the library during lunch.

Man I miss her so much. She was probably the only girl that I enjoyed talking too. It made lunch the only bearable part about being in high school.

>>37587501
Probably, but she most likely has morbid obesity and/or severe mental disorders

>>37587441
Pants around ankles, 3 feet back, spraying every urinal.

this isn't funny. the first image was a little funny, but every image after that trying to force it as a meme is cancerous.

>>37587441
Bottle, cup, glass, sink, shower, window, yard. Should I continue?

>>37587398
>What's your favorite beverage?
makers mark
>What's your favorite food?
spicy food
>How old are you?
23
>Gender?
m

>>37587398
tea
mexican food
33
male

>>37587398
Beer
Pizza (homemade [by me])
24
Male

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THE MAINSTREEM BOIPUCCI

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Quite warm tonight tbqhwyl

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This is fucking retarded

I hate everything

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Why would you want to, we're all losers in some area so we might as well embrace it. Think of the lack of responsibility at stake here

I'm only here because I have no idea what else to do with my time. What do normal people do?

Video games and movies? Neither entertain me anymore. I'm burned out on them and I don't want to do anything that involves going outside because I hate interacting with people

I'm just here to get a cutie fembot gf. You guys will make it. You just have to stop listening to the loud few here, telling you there's no hope. They want to keep you down because they don't want to be at the bottom by themselves.

>>37587327
>KHV with hiv reporting in

No fap is a meme.if you want to fap..fap.not like anyone will do the sex with us

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Nofap is a gay meme. You fell for it though so you should ride it out as punishment for being so stupid. Do not fap, you don't deserve it.

>>37587327
How can someone eat so much that they get that fat?

>>37587265
You obviously have an ugly personality. Your post made that much clear but you're most likely quite ugly in the face as well

>>37587265
where do you live my negro?

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>>37587265
>tfw life is not an RPG
>tfw the world is not just
>tfw your stats can't save you

>>37587231

I like him although his business decisions are utter shite.

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His name sounds like a kind of insect.

>Has kids from 3 different women
>Robot

......nice try phebbit

>>37587079
i was. i grew my hair out because of this

Get a different haircut?

Get contacts?

>>37587079
Get a haircut you sperg