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>>35838296
/adv/, /b/, /soc/

Feel free to choose any of the boards mentioned above and never come back.

they cant hold a conversation for shit beyond maybe some weird factoids they somehow remembered and prefer to actually "listen to you talk". These women actually dont care about anything other than pleasing a man who gives them attention because their self esteem is that bad.

>>35838296
You mean every woman in existence?

Ask to send pics of feet then forward them to me.

"Wanna get coffee sometime? "

>>35838293
Sick up sharpie up her ass

>>35838338
I love you ngl tbqh

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>>35838356
>no anime
I take it back

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>>35838406


Ooo ok here ya go lover

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>>35838213
>MFW I reveal that I'm a woman and the pathetic nerds on here try to hit on me

>>35838213
/r9k/ turned me into a bully. I hate nerds and losers now and go out of my way to pick on them in real life.

>>35838440
pls don't

there are nice nerds like me, pls no bully

>>35838210
>drinking at 1:45 in the afternoon

absolutely degenerate

>deep eddy
Texasbro?

fuck yea my dude

Gonna finish this bottle, ride to the store and pick up another then drink and smoke and fuck myself silly

>>35838174
I just get real nervous about meeting people.

>>35838174
If I had the willpower to do BJJ, I wouldn't be where I am

i want to learn how to fight with a bo staff instead

Michele Obama is a man

>>35838157
No, it won't. Shitty post. Fucking die

Traps are very fucking gay.

she has nothing of value to say. just give her the dick.

>>35838171
When she does talk she's very interesting.

>>35838148
this board isnt one person so idk
what you should do tho is make her feel wanted and accepted cause she probably has some self esteem issues if she browses this board

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>>35838102
>Oh, you're a racist? Let me go get dressed again so I can ride some other cute whiteboy's dick. Sorry sweetie, there's enough men out there for me to find one who's not a piece of shit :)

>>35838270
Im black and I love black women. I have race mixing. Stay away from our women crackers. You say youre the best race then stop trying to get our women. Fucking lankey dicked failures cant do shit anyway. I hate you fucking snowniggers

>>35838102
>>35838270
>racist af
>wanna be dommed by black girls

An abstract kind of feel.

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>tfw I have a big cushy rocking chair instead of some dinky office chair
Not being able to wheel around is a small price to pay for peace of mind and comfiness

falling for the computer chair meme

>>35838463
I have two

While in front of pc I use a solid wooden oak chair with a cushion on it

When sleeping/aying back I use my rockingchair

None of them can ever break on me

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>>35837961
looks good anon

how often do you eat pizza?

Ah Little Ceasers, the poor man's treat.

>>35837961
>>35838516
little caesars is sone decent shit when you're feeling lazy no matter how poor

t. 50k/year wagecuck

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>>35837878
Damn thats fucking cute OP makes me wanna develop feelings for some girl...oneday

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>>35837878
>you will never be in a situation the other way around where a cute japanese schoolgirl that you like confesses their undying love for you

>>35838069
>if you do this you will look like garrett

I have dated one of each. The answer is no.

>>35837873
All women are equally shit. There's no difference.

No exceptions.

>>35837906
*all hunans

Say it was a movie reference. Always worked for me.

>>35837810
Tell him it's a dank meme


My wifi is called "hitler did nothing wrong" and my dad got the password when he was over. I don't think it matters brub

>>35837810
Tell him the truth, tell him there is a little bit of Pepe and wojak inside all of us... post results

>>35837787
At least this mom is trying to help him out, even though there is probably easier and cheaper ways to do that.

My mom never even questioned about having never seen me with a girlfriend, though she probably knows I'm a virgin. I wonder whether her and my dad ever think about that, and if it makes them feel disappointed or like they failed at raising their son.

This is great.

Mommy knows that just hiring a hooker to do it isn't actually losing your virginity. You've still never had someone desire sex with you. By hiding the whole thing, the son thinks he's actually attracted a woman and had a relationship, which will do wonders for his confidence and remove the massive weight of virginity, which is one of the most awful things in existence, which women will never understand.

Why do you assume it's his mother?
I'd say it's his dad if I had to guess.