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who /white man/ here?
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>>38231101
>tfw serb, part macedonian, possibly croat too
>born with blonde hair that turned into brown as I aged
>hazel/green eyes, still have no fucking idea what colour that is
>skin as white as paper
>brown nips

the fuck am i

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how the fuck do you have fun on a board if you can't enjoy racism, catchphrases, macro image replies and gets? enlighten a very confused nigger please
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>>38231087

Yeah, it's almost like we'd have to be interesting and witty...fuck, man.
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>>38231112
>implying racists are all stupid as fuck
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>>38231087
Very finesse irony.
This board is actually satire.

Its over lads, I bought into the bluepill "dont judge a girl if shes had a lot of sex before you just means shes better at it!" meme

I want out, i want to be a kissless virgin again if it means i dont have to deal with the trauma that is dating a stacey
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Pls help im desperate

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>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (1.02% content).
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I really did not take into account this low content thingy

Friend is really big on fallout 4, loves brother hood and really loves Danse. What I want to do is make a video of probably source Danse dancing in a dumb manner with the rest of the cast to "Dance till your Dead" ending the song with Danse getting his head blown off. Problem is no idea how to do that. Anyone got any assets already or good tutorials of how to add this into Adobe Premiere?
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Who else here a /failednormie/
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me, tell your story and ill tell you mine OP.
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>>38230926
I am. Had Chad friend who got me to lift and tried to set me up with girls for years. He lead the horse to water so many times, but my autism prevailed every time. It didn't help that he dominated the social situation most of
the time, so the girls he tried to set me up with just got attracted to him.

>You can't disagree with an American woman without her telling you that it's harassment
Feminism has actually made women even weaker.
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Because they don't ever want to accept responsibility

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how many women do you think ther eare in the world?
I'd say about 50 milion maybe even more
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>>38230869

You are legitimately retarded

Get tested
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>>38230869
whats the source to the pic?
looks like succ male
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>>38230869
I would say that there are probably only half of that most likely even less.

There are probably no to very few women in Africa, South America, China and most poor countries.

Can't imagine it being so many.

Would say 20mio at most.

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>be 18
>homeschooled
>3/10 on good days
>rarely come outside
>no irl social interaction except with my family
>fat
>have no friends in the slightest, want to start making them
Where do I start, fellow robots?
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>>38230831
if you have discord we can talk. im currently playing vidya though
alai#1758
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I'd say, join a sports club. That way you exercise and meet people at the same time.
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>>38231791
>>38230831
3/10 and fat no ones gonna want him on their team. Start going on short walks if you don't live in the city; get yourself comfortable with going outside and will help your weight.

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can we get an omegle thread going? post your finds and convos with the rag /r9k/ and pray you find a gf.
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>>38230692
>implying any girl is that desperate to go on /r9k/ omegle

Sad!8
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>>38230692
huh? I deleted a few girls mate, if they bore me I chuck them, what is a pair of pixel tits going to do for me and im not traveling for pussy

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Reeeee scruffy do your job and delete all the "fembot" and other off-boardtopic /soc/-type threads instead of deleting a humble refuge for comfy robots
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Hey /r9k/, I've set up a comfy minecraft 1.12 server in hopes that a few robots can be comfy and build comfy stuff a few days ago, but sadly as of lately there've been less users on, so please consider to check it out anon!
IP:83.175.82.110:25565

Plugins: GriefPrevention, LockettePro, OnePlayerSleep, SetHome, MultiSpawn, Greentext
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I'm sure it will be a lot of fun!

I'm almost 25 years old and I never had a girlfriend
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>>38230627
so?
i'm 26 yo permavirgin

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How do I convince people to have consensual sex with me?
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Hi, I'm Chang Thunderwang. Want to be friends?
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Does he get lightheaded when he gets hard?
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>>38230502
Would succ if shaved

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>meet qt asian
>can't remember how but we start kissing
>she tells me to go clean my face before we go any further because my face smells
>go to get face cleaned in some bathroom
>meet a huge tranny there
>"she" helps me clean my face with some acid
>go back to asian
>she's gone
>hear someone laughing loudly behind me
>it's the tranny and the asian
>they tricked me and my face is burning so I start crying
>wake up

why am I such a pathetic loser even in my dreams?
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I have got cucked many times in dreams with my friends and girls that I love, before yesterday I dreamt that I went to a dark place behind a building with this girl, my friends also follows us and then they start kissing

Fucking nightmares
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>>38230544
I have been*
Original lanigirO
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>>38230544
not too long ago that I got cucked by my own dad and onetis in a dream
I could hear her sucking his dick in the bed next to me and I couldn't move


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