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You are an office meanie

>>36614621
simon is a cunt who cant take the bants

>>36614621
I don't even go to reddit but even I know this is some reddit garbage off the front page

You types are so predictable

>>36614615
I don't get it, what's the issue? normies taking over our ways of talking to eachother?

>>36614615
Hhahahahaha kys kekekekek

>>36614615
just take it that anyone who uses "kys" as a comeback are btfo and can't think of anything else to say

>>36614609

Anything worth having is worth working hard for.

Use that money to buy some kettlebells and a udacity course on algorithms. Get fit and get a good job, then you won't have to pay for affection.

Good luck :)

>>36614633
oh fucking kys

>>36614633
I dont need a job.
Pretty comfy as I am.
I dont want a roastie.
I want a waifi from eastern europe

>>36614474
You're going to get out of bed, and make me breakfast, tendies, medium rare with a side of bacon and a capri sun or I'm going to make you eat all the eggs in the fridge.

make no mistake woman, for I do not jest, leave my bed at once and fetch my breakfast.

>>36614474
*stabs your throat*

>>36614474

Fuck off mate, your Uber's here, I need to go PR on deads.

>>36614445
So you still have a net profit.
I don't see what the problem is here.

Yeah once my bank account hit negative numbers I just stopped using it until they were forced to close it. Fuck Fifth Third Bank, buncha jewish scammers.

Now I roll with a prepaid debit card, which is it's own form of jewry but oh well, you gon' get jew'd no matter what when it comes to money.

>>36614445
I got 576 good boy points coming in the mail in 6 more weeks. Just try looking at the bright side of things

What results did you see and how far in?

>>36614452
i have been trying to reach that goal to get rid of all that for almost ten years so i was kinda trained in being against it. I should say around a month void of it all I began to really felt as if i could differentiate the things that are fake and harmful compared to the real things that were good.

I remember reading somewhere that said that porn rewires the brain. It makes sense to me now because most of the positive results are kinda stem from the mind during the abstinence and the mind kinda rewire itself back to its classical state if i could say, honor and all that man stuff.

Stop reading Evola and start making logical sense.

only if i redpilled her myself

>>36614449
I know a based redpilled grill who goes to /pol/

>>36614398

Just call them trannies. The feminist movement is dominated by them. They hate real women, because they will always be inferior monsters compared to them. So, no.

50% of men don't have offspring

>>36614255
We truly are a more exclusive group than the 1%

>>36614312
its the same for women too though.

>>36614244
This would probably be appropriate 2-3 years ago. You tried though

Im single because to enter into a relationship woule be too great a risk on my safety.

>>36614244
I like how even his daki is disgusted to be there.

>>36614211
How close a population is near a beach usually determines the average hotness of the female inhabitants. They have to try to maintain beach readiness at all times, plus you get a sunny glow.

>>36614273
Why are Vikings ugly then?

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How come the guy in Cast Away was just okay? What abaout Wilson?

>>36614188
you look like you're 14 years old. Get a fucking haircut before you embarrass yourself in front of someone who matters

>>36614188
Both look very high school. Or gay.

(op here) i'm 19 turning 20

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>>36614183
>Which one of you faggots was wearing this in Walgreens today?
Are you serious desu? You actually saw some fag wearing it?

>>36614183
If I saw some teenager boy wearing that in public, I would smack some sense into him

>>36614835
Me too.
with my dick

If it was reddit five years ago, maybe. These days, you'll fit in with them less than you do normies.

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>>36614172
yass, leddit!! please wear panty, but don't bring any disabled men because they make me feel unsafe and uncomfortable and unpretty :'((

>>36614247
That's hot
Post more

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>>36614167
You've barely begun to scratch the surface, friend.

>>36614225
I've seen that one

Blox

>>36614167
Do you speak japanese? If not get on my level

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kek a speed fap dont go below 30 stokes per minute or you will blow ur load

>>36614201
kek the movie

>>36614166
With or without lotion?