Take a look around you.
Are you happy with where you are?
I think I'm relatively okay with the location I am currently residing.
>>35067739
No.
Not literally.
Not figuratively.
It feels pretty cozy even if it is a mess.
Is "new sincerity" the new irony?
>>35067696
>Is "new sincerity" the new irony?
maybe 4 years ago
now it's triple post-ironic new sincerity
>>35067696
>being a fake motherfucker
even niggers know it's bad
>>35067696
i just got sick of being an ironic cunt all the time
i felt like a douchebag
i want people to actually say 'hey anon' in irc
>roommate hasn't paid me his half of the rent in 3 months
>too chicken shit to ask him for it
just say something like "don't forget about the rent"
>>35067579
You have no one to blame but yourself bucko
Depressing first roomate story
>2nd year engineering student
>Rent a 4 room house with my 2 friends.
>Friends are both brown shut in weebs
>Cant afford rent between us 3, so I post ads on normiebook, kijiji, craigslist, etc looking for a 4th roomate
>After no interest after a moth, get a call from a guy that is interested in the house, so I invite him to look at the place tmo
>Get a call 30 min before he supposed to come, and he asks if its cool if he moves in ASAP when he gets here
>I was so desperate, I agreed
>30 min later, 6'5 300 lbs newfie shows up at my door with nothing but a garbage bag and first month rent, he tells us his name.........Chad
>I should have realized right here I was in for trouble
What makes you /robots/ get out of bed in the morning?
>>35067545
Food. I'm a fucking fatass. I love waking up and binge eating on anything I want.
>>35067545
The power of routine.
>>35067545
The thought that I may be able to get some comfy weebshit job when I finish my uni degree, that's pretty much it
>good things happen to other people
>they don't happen to you
How do you cope with this?
>>35067541
I never leave the house to have good things happen to me
>>35067561
Read the greentext in the pic, retard.
>>35067561
on the contrary, bad things never happen either
What exactly happened to this place?
>>35067509
Neets trolling neets by pretending to be successful worry free adults
APU IS THE BEST MEME.
APU IS THE BEST.
APU IS #1.
APU GO!
APU.
>>35067509
you shut your whore mouth op
apu is the greatest meme to come out of this board
no threads are comfier and less cancerous than apu threads
> In a class with the same people for years
> Tell jokes, help people, etc.
> Become a social outcast
> New girl joins class
> Very shy and quiet
> Becomes well known and popular within months
Anyone else know this shitty feel?
Have you tried beiing attractive?
>>35067384
Have you tried not being creepy?
Women cannot be introverts or social outcasts unless they're hideous and/or obese. Full stop.
we all know that you want to be a girl...
....so what's stopping you from becoming one?it's your destiny
>>35067337
Im not that kind of mentally ill
originally original origins
>>35067352
I wanna fuck your boy pussy until you cum.
Comfy connoisseur here.
Have you ever wanted to know the real secret to the comfy life?
It lies in your mattress.
Many people don't know it, but the mattress you sleep on determines to a large extent how comfy you will be during many key activities such as:
- Sleeping.
- Posting.
- Working (assuming you are a patrician online business owner like me, if you are not this then hopefully you are working toward it as it is impossible to be comfy in an office surrounded by normies).
- Having SEX (assuming you are the type of disgusting normie who does that, but I sincerely hope you are not).
If you want to enjoy the best, comfiest life possible, what you really need is a memory foam mattress.
Pic related. It is the Amerisleep Revere Bed. Highly recommended. I have it in King Size and I am perpetually /comf/.
Let's post mattress reviews ITT and fall asleep comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWpiVt9odU
Shut the fuck up you fuckin retard.
I've had more sex on my sleeping bag on the floor than most of you have probably had on any mattress
>>35067224
Disgusting.
And I'm not talking about the sleeping bag.
>Driving home from work
>At a red light across a bus full of kids
>They start opening their windows and call me fat
>shopping for groceries at Costco
>enter the dog food isle to get puppy chow for muh pup
>little girl is shopping with her grandma
>little girl looks up at me, goes all wide-eyed, then yanks on her grandmother's sleeve and whispers something into her ear
>grandmother looks at me, then scowls at her grand daughter and tells her to speak kindly of others, even if they're "different"
>pretend I don't hear them, but I'm already red in the face and sweating
w-what did she say? how am I different?
>>35067066
Fatty
Originalfuckincomment
>>35067642
I'll fucking KILL you so hard
It's time to answer the final question
*.h or *.hpp
?
>>35067052
h and hpp are the plebian choices, there are also hxx and h++.
>>35067052
>he doesn't realize they are for separating C and C++ header files
Use .hpp for C++ and .h for C to maintain clear and consistent code.
>>35067134
OP is probably someone who claims to do "C/C++" on his resume, as if this were a thing.
Hey niggers, what ever happened to that Reee-Craft server? I need a server to fuck around with my robot-buddies.
any pirate-friendly robot servers?
>>35066924
>2017
>STILL playing minecraft
It's no wonder you guys are still virgins!
>>35066924
gondola craft is still up....i think
I'm starting to develop a hate fucking fetish. Am I going to be alright?
>>35066893
No. It spirals down to further depths unimaginable to the common man.
>>35066893
Early warning signs of becoming a rapist. Seek help.
>>35066893
It goes from hate fucking to rape and before you know it you'll in prison
How can I cope with anxiety? I bite my nails to the point of bleeding, I'm already getting bald at 19 by pulling hairs out and I'm too poor to buy 4 packets of chewing gum every day.
why...
i have to type thsi so 4chan will let me post becuase its shitty [original][original post herep
buy a stress ball
>>35066869
Don't, live alone, your stress will go away if there's nobody to cause stress
>taking the train back to Long Island this afternoon
>drunk girl begins puking in a bag
>her friends are trying to help her
>offer water and more bags since they needed it
>start sparking up a conversation with one of the friends who was super cute
>was enjoying talking to me
>help their friend off the train because they were the same stop as me
>ask for her number
>first number I get from a girl in ages that wasn't from a dating app
>go to text it later
>number was fake
Why /r9k/, why are women so cruel...
She could have messed up the number because she was nervous or gave you a wrong number because she thinks she isn't good enough for you.
>>35066956
I really hope she just messed it up. I rather her of just pretended to have a boyfriend instead of giving me a fake number if that was the case.
>>35066868
Dust it off and keep trying. They were apparently drinking, so she probably thought you were trying to take advantage of one of them.
This is what you get for being nice.