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>>35402002
1,006,788
Not sure why
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>>35402002
These dubs, senpaitachi

>>35402002
27 and 28
these are both unique numbers
no other number is like them

>wake up
>door is half open

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>came late from long wagecucking day
>no dust on my computer table

Whebn this suffering stops...

>mom cleaned up my secret toe nail collection that I keep in the bed pole hole

That poorly written but I'm so fucking excited about dinosaurs rn.

do you have a favorite dinosaur? i havent decided on one since i don't know that much about dinosaurs.

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>>35402014
Probably this guy, Parasaurolophus. He looks so friendly. I imagine he behaves like a friendly cow wanting his neck scratched. There's also a giant sloth-like one but I can't remember it's name.

Lesbians<gay men

Prove me wrong

The fact that I don't want to be a degenerate and am successfully suppressing my unnatural urges.
I am slowly becoming straighter and straighter.

My sister eats pussy just fine, I don't need a girlfriend.

>>35401595
It's become infinitely worse than
>Ermah gerd! BACON!!!
The pizza fucking BS gets me so pissed off
It's a sure fire way to know if somebody is a super normie unoregano downy

>>35401595
I guess refusing to eat heart clogging food is another way I'm (((disadvantaged))).
Fuck women who expect me to eat poisonous shit.

>>35401659
did you just claim pizza is poisonous? you've never heard of moderation have you?

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>>35401584
>got my dream job
>it includes me travelling all over the world and being in fun adventures
>salary is ok
>get gf
>says she'll wait for me
>"lol anon i never loved you and all we did and talked about meant nothing"
>shattered.jpg
>extend contract to get more money
>blow it all on booze and asian brothels
and here I am 6 years later. I want to trust a woman again but I don't think I can take another blow like that.

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As a kid I always used to say I'd become a cominc writer till my father told me that I'm retarded and "writing cartoons it's not a real job".

>>35401584
>prove that c=3/4
>didnt get 3/4

get really fucking drunk beforehand,
with a bit of luck you'll stumble onto the tracks and you wont even realize before its too late

>>35401301
Whats the problem thats struggling you?

Don't drag that poor driver into your mess.

>>35400956
poorly because its the only way possible as a single mother

>>35400989
this 100%. fpbp

I would probably be an overly attached mom that lets her son love with her forever.

My own experience with drugs have redpilled me to never do them again. Sober is the way to go if you want to live a better higher quality life because once you die that's it.

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I'm redpilled enough to get drunk alone every night in a dark room while despairing the state of both the human condition and my own personal life situation as a white male in modern america.

That is great and all but I just wanted to remind you that you're going to die too.

first and last bump, don't be shy

>>35400867
>play guitar, bass, mostly use laptop and samples now
>like to play riffs from early blink albums on guitar
>would love for my electronic stuff to reach the level of popularity as the artists that inspired me to do it (which really isn't much)
>the BC:

https://princecloakcutter.bandcamp.com/album/everything-will-be-alright

Play guitar, bass and drums. I play psychedelic rock/hard rock/ jam rock kind of stuff. Im working on making a demo, i play all the instruments in them. Anybody know a place i can upload mp3 files? I have a song that has the instrumentals done

>>35400734
Ill still manage to miss the due date

>>35400734
How are you going to start with that extreme? Start with something smaller so we can build go that level of absurdity later ya dumb cunt

3 word paper due in 4 eons, just kill me

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>1 word paper due after AD ends

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Fuck you. I'll do what I want. Low battery.

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Must charge back in a few hour or so? Don't cry

>>35400194
>football banter edition

football is the most normie hobbie in england. no one can say this isnt a normie thread.

I want a bf too
t. tranny

and it's always an anime picture too lmao

fuck off to >>>/lgbt/

>tfw it's illegal to beat the shit out of people like you

i suffer

no that's reddit the movie

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>>35400086
>>35400086
>no this was reddit the movie

Mclovin is the only robot because he's a autistic sperg who doesn't change

the fat jew dude was more like a failed normie

and Michael Cera is the same boring character in everything he plays.

If it was a true robot movie he wouldn't have gotten the girl, but of course it's American romance shit shoehorned in so he has to

/r9k/ /g/ and /pol/

/mu/ /v/ and /pol/

>>35399614
/int/, /tv/, /vp/

In that order