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Why do they like getting scratched right there?
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Mine doesn't like getting scratched there.
idk
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>>38075151
They have a bunch of nerves and glands back there.
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>>38075151
it simulates sex

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>Be me two weeks ago.
>Bored so I decide to create a catfish account to laugh at roasties on a dating app in my country.
>Three days later I find that a little boring and decide to create a new account onokcupid to (((troll))) worldwide.
>It's cool, I can talk some shit to thousands of bitches all over the world.
>One night I contact a random polish girl.
>She responds.
>Seeing her profile I find out she is the perfect cutie - She is made to image.
>Looking at her public answers I realise she's better than perfect.
>fuck!theonlygirlIcouldloveis3000kmaway.mp3
>We had a good conversation but today she does not answer anymore
>Makes me angry and desperate.
>Days past without any word from word.
>Browse Elliot's video to forget about it
>She is polish, I remember, "should I invade Poland?", I ask myself.
>Start hating this bitch for not responding me.

And an idea comes to my mind: I want to create multiplre fake accounts. Try hard to make love one of my accounts and then ignore her and enjoying HER despair. I want to make her mown for my pleasure. I want a revenge.
But am I not going to far? Is my desire of vengeance legitimate? I am asking this to be sure I am not too hysterical before I start (or not) the YOU'LLPAYFORIGNORINGMEFUCKINGBITCH operation.
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>>38075144

Thats closer to stalking and kinda creepy 2bh. You made it to have fun and let yourself take it personal ans get hurt instead. Dont act like a crazy person op. Go back to having fun
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What's the meaning of "2bh"?
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>>38075225
>2bh
To Be Honest

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>Think I get along with girl at work well, come to respect her opinions
>Turns out she shit talks me constantly and thinks very poorly of me
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>respecting roasties
cmon man
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>don't talk to any girls at work
>get really nervous whenever one of them is in my work area and do everything I can to ignore them
>they probably think I'm a creep

Why couldn't I be normal
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>>38075112
Thank you for the reminder.
Abstain from all female presence. Do not acknowledge the females. Do not reveal your power level.

Has a girl ever sat on your shoulders /r9k/?
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>>38075028
Yes and I felt the warmth and softness of her pussy through her shorts
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No
I'm short and scrawny and the only girls that ever gave me the time of day weighed twice what I did, they'd snap my spine
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>>38075039
This seems like a nice feel. Look at that girls bare legs around his head too.

> feeling pretty good about myself
> look in the mirror
> notice the gigantic jew nose
> the receded chin
> the acne scars
> the overbite
> the asymmetrical eyes and nostrils
> the giant ears

there is no hope for me anymore

i give up

the normies won.
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>>38075014
Are you me? Thats the same shit I notice
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fuck I have almost all of that. even all the plastic surgery in the world couldn't fix me. we were born to be wizards.
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You just described the stereotypical jew lol. Btw, i have a friend that looks like you described and he's got a girlfriend before i ever did and she's hot af. So don't lose hope anon

i start first.

Dennis Nilsen... he was such a classy and sociable dude iviting all his corpses eating togehter with him at his dining table having fun and a couple of good laughs in good soceiety.

he was never alone :)
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just a reminder
albert fish is normie tier
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Edmund Kemper, otherwise known as "The Coed Killer" because he committed the murders in my home town. I'm a simple person.
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The Axeman of New Orleans.

From his letter,

>Undoubtedly, you Orleanians think of me as a most horrible murderer, which I am, but I could be much worse if I wanted to. If I wished, I could pay a visit to your city every night. At will I could slay thousands of your best citizens, for I am in close relationship with the Angel of Death.

>Now, to be exact, at 12:15 (earthly time) on next Tuesday night, I am going to pass over New Orleans. In my infinite mercy, I am going to make a little proposition to you people. Here it is:

>I am very fond of jazz music, and I swear by all the devils in the nether regions that every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in full swing at the time I have just mentioned. If everyone has a jazz band going, well, then, so much the better for you people. One thing is certain and that is that some of your people who do not jazz it on Tuesday night (if there be any) will get the axe.

>Well, as I am cold and crave the warmth of my native Tartarus, and it is about time I leave your earthly home, I will cease my discourse. Hoping that thou wilt publish this, that it may go well with thee, I have been, am and will be the worst spirit that ever existed either in fact or realm of fancy.

>The Axeman

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What do normies find so appealing about facebook that they spend their whole day on it? Everytime I log in I see this girl is either online or was online 30 mins ago max
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talking with people and having friends

I don't know how they do it though desu I can't keep up with one person
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I m a full blown robot but as a teenager i was a normie and had friends.
Now my I am also online max 30 minutes ago.
I dont know I have no friends anymore and dont go out and it feels like the only connection I have left with people. Just seeing what they do. It is like an addiction
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>>38074922
Look at memes

Is browsing /r9k/ a sin?
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those who are sick require a doctor
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someone plz respond to me thread
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>>38075882
okay
ok

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Since I was 18 my hair has been becoming thinner, but recently it has increased rapidly and it's made me very sad. You can see my scalp visibly at all time and combing it over won't cover anything up completely. Am I just fucked now?
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>>38074880
It's always the weird guys who bald first. I bet you were despicable and now youre balding
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>>38074903
I've never had a girlfriend but I would say I have quite a few really close friends
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>>38074880
Start using rogaine or nioxin to try to save some of your hair. I had a lot of hairfall due to stress and it really helped. It's not a miracle cure but I've noticed about half as much hair falls out in the shower when I wash my hair.

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Why should we ever try when beautiful women are having degenerate sexual experiences with alpha men while they are young only to hit the wall at 30 and settle down with a beta male?
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>>38074872
Stop doing this to yourself anon, really. It's not healthy my dude. There are good women out there, I have no fucking clue where but I'm sure there's like, I dunno, one or maybe two somewhere.
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>>38074916
LIES!!!

There is no hope. We are forever screwed for life. The west has degraded into a purely hedonistic society. Only the attractive, social and very intelligent can prosper in this world.

There is no place for beta loser males in today's world.
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Even if that was a good description of the "average" women, by virtue of an average there would be plenty who weren't like that at all.

The average modern day man is a retarded pathetic beta, does that mean that there's nothing to be gained by attempting to make friends with any guys at all?

its 4 AM and im bored anyone wanna chat on discord go ahead and add me no cucks or Polfags or lefties plz Rei
#2315
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who here night owl?
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>>38074817
>Rei#2315
>>37788272
You do this often?
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>>38074835
yes actually I do lmao

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>have gf
>worked out today
>went to my job
>ate 3 meals
>showered
>read and wrote a little
>loving mom and dad
>something feels missing

does anyone feel like this? I have everything I should want, right? Why do I feel so hollow inside, no matter what I do?
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>>38074802
if by now you don't feel complete, you have autism
i'm terribly sorry
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>>38074802
Get a dog they complete some people.
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>>38074802
You probably have no significant goals

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THIS THREAD IS FOR CHINLETS ONLY

what can we do about our predicaments aside from surgery?

i thought maybe filing my teeth down would give my bottom jaw space to move forward comfortable but i'm not sure if that's how jaws work

there are supposedly devices you can wear to encourage forward growth but i'm very skeptical. also i'm already in my 20's so pretty sure my jaw is permanently shit

let's get some ideas going boys
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>>38074793
I don't have a solution, but filing your teeth down could easily weaken them if too much enamel is taken off
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>>38074793
>maybe filing my teeth down
what in the ever living fuck anon. no, just no.
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>>38074793
You don't look bad, from the side you look meh but most people aren't looking at you there anyway

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Traps look hotter with skindentation.
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>>38074776
This isn't a trap, this is a girl.

Delete this disgusting post.
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>>38074776
What are those overflowing thigh meat called?
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>>38074776
>it's gotten so bad OP can't tell the diff anymore
go outside more

Anri Okita is a fucking goddess

If you have a problem with this get the hell out of my country
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I don't think I'm in your country
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>>38074736
>race mixing
Feel free to keep your country halfcast.
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>>38074736
No argument from me on that one. As long as we can have multiple goddesses that is.


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