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>"Show us that manga you were reading, Femanon! :)"
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this is not a manga you stupid fuus
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>that one manlet
lmao
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>that manlet standing on the couch to try and look tall
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some please talk to me. I'm lonely as hell and thinking about ending it.
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>>38030026
Hey you got Discord? We can talk as long as I'm awake
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>>38030065
yeah, whats yours ill add you.
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>>38030026
I'm about to go to bed.
I'm sure other anons will talk to you
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Anybody else /mad/?
I haven't been depressed in years, and haven't been anxious about anything or anyone for months. I've been happier overall, but also angrier.
Everything pisses me the fuck off, and I hate normalfags with a passion more than I used to. This place is full of depressed robots, but haven't really seen any angry ones, except in the Women Hate threads.
What are you guys absolutely livid about? Hard mode: Don't mention women.
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>>38030007
I'm constantly angry lately. And starving myself, which makes it even better.
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>>38030007
Yes, I'm only likeable as a facade to fuel my own confidence, I have no legitimate personality or hobbies.
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>>38030113
Why are you starving yourself? What makes you angry?
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Why don't you just open up a can of whoopass on chad?
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Easy for you to say, Stone Cold Chad Austin.
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>>38029999
Stone Cold was our guy though.
He was the robot superstar
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>>38030249
Even IRL he can't keep a wife.
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>not sexually attracted to gf
>deep down hate her
>Only with her because i get sex when ever i want, and get to bust a load in her raw
Anyone else the same?
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>>38029972
You really are going to hate yourself when you inevitably break up with her anon
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>>38029972
how long have you dated for?
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>>38029972
Remember when /r9k/ was for social rejects oh apparently not because threads like these constantly get made every single day and absolutely no one does anything about it
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Don't Fap With Your Hands
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>be me
>get horny from TV, rub it through the pants and edge
>time passes, it's clear a regular is not enough tonight
>sit pillow beside bed
>carefully tape bubblewrap (the big ones) inside a packing envelope
>sit it on my lamp to warm while I edge some more
>put polyester Spider-Man pillow on top of bed, under thin cover
>turn the lights off, stream POV to TV
>sit knees on floor pillow and slide my dick in the steamy bubblerap Spider-Man pillow-pussy
>feels otherworldly
>grab the polyester breasts under my covers and thrust till I cum
>literally buckle and shake when I get there, make the horse noise
>cleanup is as simple as throwing away the packet (unless seconds that night)
I've done this consistently for 3 years and I've developed a few other alternatives that are equally thrilling, some requiring less work
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>>38029955
>make the horse noise
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>>38029955
>make the horse noise
What did he mean by this?
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>>38029955
>make the horse noise
I get (you) anon. I do it too. :'D
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I feel like Stacy
Now that i don't care about women, they're hitting me up in droves on tonder, okc, and pof. I have nearly 500 matches, and i keep getting them by the hour. I can't even keep up anymore, and i ignore many of them.
The old me would have matched with a qt, gotten too eager and put all my chips on her, then i'd blow it. Now that i stopped putting any thought into what i say, they really dig it.
I have a 10/10 on okc, and i talk to her like a 10/10 would talk to the average guy.. Not saying a word for a few days and replying out of the blue with 3 words. And she answers every time even though i give her jack shit to work with.
These chicks are probably so used to guys armed with their phones ready to reply the second they hear from them, that it probably takes them by surprise when they notice that i really don't give a fuck about them and i'm not desperate as shit.
Stop giving a fuck.
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>>38029952
Anon could you post a detailed elaboration on what your profile is like?
All I've got now is 'don't reply too fast'.
Is it just that you're an awesome dude? Who messages first? What in kind of time interval have you amounted this amount of matches? Just give us more.
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>>38030009
>first pic, me and my dog selfie, no smile
>2nd, one my mom took of me and my brother at a restaurant
>3rd, epic shot of me standing on a mountain ledge
>4th, on same mountain but sitting on the edge of the ledge, legs hanging over oblivion
>5th, me and my friends after a mud-a-thon race
>6th, plain old selfie of me smiling
Bio content just 'spider lives matter', and my height at the bottom
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>haha whats up?
what did the roastie mean by this
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>tfw been on 35mg of Zyprexa for 4 years
>dont remember what feel means
>all music is noise and meaningless
>white hot burning rage suppressed at all times
>getting off of them isn't an option since I'd rather kill myself with a rusty chainsaw than go through withdrawal
>try going cold Turkey once
>discovered levels of horror I didn't know I could even experience
Heed my warning mentally ill bots. It's not fucking worth it.
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>>38029911
i just got swapped to seroquel...what am i in for
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>>38029911
get off the brain-fry pills
you can enjoy some dope with weed sometimes, but stay off that shit that will rot your mind
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>>38029943
Get off while you can. You don't want this shit. It's no way to live, even for a neet khv robot.
I've seen recently a lot of women with these. What do they mean by this?
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blowjob black belts
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>>38029691
They want you to choke them to death
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>>38029691
It's like a blackbelt but for sucking dick
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Post what you're listening to right now.
I need some night time music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g
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>>38029686
That's great anon i listen to it all the time
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>>38031184
forgot my link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yAVPny6Q10
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>>38029686
>tfw you don't find this thread till it's about to 404
sucks since it seems like a picture i'd post and a song i'd post
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>turning 20 in about half an hour
>still a KHV
Maybe 20 will be my lucky number.
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>>38029679
>turn 21 in 2 weeks
>still khhv
>have never talked to a girl
>half a year left in uni
I-it's gonna be okay right guys?
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>>38029679
There are much worse pains in life anon. Some people never even live to be 20, can you imagine the end of your life being in your teens? So many experiences ahead and yet that's where it ends. Bummer
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Happy almost-birthday. Too bad you're not quite old enough to drown your sorrows in alcohol.
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>National eligibility cum entrance test
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>NationaI eligibility cum entrance test
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>NationaI eligibil
Iity cum entrance test
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how do u enter cum like what lmfao
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>want a job reel bad
>All of the jobs require bachelors degrees, irrelevant to the aforementioned job
Why can't they train me on the job? Wasting 4 years of my life is time that could be spent learning hands on, surely this would be more desirable is some cases, correct me if I'm wrong
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>>38029595
put a degree on your resume. a fake one
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>>38029595
probably get tons of applicants anyway
it's hell out there
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>>38029595
It depends on the job, but in most cases an employer is interested first and foremost in a degree as a filtering mechanism. If you have a degree it shows that you are both smart enough and hard working enough to get one.
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How to make my life better, r9k?
>a felon, have been institutionalized in a psych ward but not incarcerated
>live in the middle of fucking nowhere
>was permanently expelled from high school a few years ago
>don't have a driver's license, state law actually prevents you from getting a license until you graduate high school or get a GED, even after the age of 18
>do nothing but shitpost on 4chan, play minecraft, and dick around on my guitar
>realized that i am forever alone and to just accept it
There's no reason to be poor with no money.
What job could a person like me possibly even get?
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Dick around on your guitar for money.
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>>38029577
you could get a GED, unless you are actually fundamentally retarded, which you don't sound like from your post
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>>38029577
Change ur name and make ur own company
WHY AM I SUCH AN ALCOHOLIC
wow
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>>38029566
because you drink too much alcohol
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same. it's so hard to not drink :(
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Lack of self control and a child-like ability to deal with your emotions