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>18
>never
>closest ive gone with a girl is being assigned lab partners with one in high school

>20
>never
Thanks for making me feel bad though.

>26
>about 3 hours ago
she's 43 and we're dating. AMA.

Dipping is infinitely more degenerate, holy jesus, dude.

http://mudjug.tumblr.com/

This is you. This entire tumblr page. 100% you.

>>38839966
Dipping is way healthier, it's cheaper, doesn't stink up your clothes and house, it's more discreet and does not bother/effect those around you, it's manlier, and it gives a better buzz than smoking a cigarette.

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>>38840057
Yeah dude, Tons healthier. Definitely.

>>38839886
>Remember: your trivial and petty problems are not significant in the big scheme of things!
I'd love to stare you in the eyes while i eat one of those birds as you say that

>>38839922
I'd love to gaze into your eyes as I fuck your good smelling boy pussy and you tell me you love me!

>>38839886
No point in trying to save them because they'd simply be turned into pets and horded by zoos under the guise of "helping them" or die out anyway either through the destruction of habitat and or being wiped out by a larger predator.

Not at all; I was a cheery kid.

drew wolves with emo fringes, cuts, and bandanas. i really wish i was joking

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>>38839882
in senior yr of hs i ran away from a school camping trip and my teachers found me a ways up wandering up the road out of the camp ground. when they brought me back everyone was writing shit about their year or whatever and i wrote about how i wanted to fight everyone and everyone deserved to get their ass beat.
they kind of left me alone for the rest of the camping trip.
i've kind of mellowed out i guess.

>>38839858
It's a better end then going rabid or getting preyed on.

mumble mumble free will mumble mumble

because it is a testament to God's will and he will reward you in the afterlife if you stay true to his word
or some shit like that im not a scientist

I chuckled good from this text on op pic.

>>38839856
Higher standards.

>>38840287
Horosho.

>>38839854
i think you mean
>born in any modern day western country

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>caring about her sexual activity instead of loving her for who she is
Dude, if you can't get over this then you will never be happy in a relationship. It becomes an issue if she cheats or some shit.

>>38840069
Lol ok that's not true plus more sexual partners means more likely to cheat

So you would date an ex prostitute?

Are you a girl? You actually sound like a girl

>>38839818
What's happening? I dont have a t.v.

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Edg-E post

Godspeed anon.... godspeed son

find a gf who'll send you money, it's definitely possible but it'll be a job with overtime

I just want to live as maintenance free as I can, I don't want for much and just want to be alone with some pets. I want to live on a bit of land in a shipping container house with solar panels and water tanks and a veggie garden. I just need to find out how I can do this while also owning a computer and an internet connection.

The issue is finding a way to make enough of a financial splash that you can ride the wake for as long as possible.

>>38839907
That's expensive tho
I do t know how a neet would come up wit that money

>>38839760
do you imagine it talking back and are the conversations fun

>>38839760
>tfw i talk to myself in the third/fourth person and create scenarios while i do it but i whisper in case someones listening.

>>38839760
What do you say to it, OP?

What does throttling mean here?

>>38839702
i find it funny that you actually think you're going to get anywhere with that girl if you find her, let alone match with her

>>38839738
In this sense, it would mean that it's only displaying a few accounts nearby, and holding the rest back.

>>38839788
Perhaps I won't, but I already matched with her once, with an extraordinarily shitty profile. This time, I have a much better profile that's practically tailored to her interests. I also have a decent handle on her likes/dislikes after digging around on a few social media platforms and her accounts on some obscure "artsy" websites. Like I said, it might not happen, but I should be able to handle things decently well.

Shameless self bump come on ppl dont be shy

Tis zelfs een dubbel win als er een nederlander is in deze kankerdraad want dan wil ik zeker dat je me toevoegd

Im a witty smart and chill person cmon feel free to add and talk

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I cut contact with mine because his podcast was more important than treating me with respect.

>>38839545
cut contact with mine because I'm a pussy that can't handle banter on an off day

i haven't talked to anyone there in over 6 months

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>>38839545
>had friends
>get acne (strongly reeks of underage)
>cuts contact
>shitposts smug anime on 4chan in a pathetic attempt to have human interaction.

Hope you enjoyyour life choices my dude!

I moved 4 times and I still keep contact with two of my friends. One calls me every day

stop shilling black wimminz threads pls. my dick is not big enough for any of them.

It only takes 10 lbs of make up and hours of work to put her into yes if I was drunk but probably not territory.

Slave breeder

>>38839551
??????? Your dig is not big enough every race.

I recall the Arab spring post from /v/ all those years back
"We are two of soul"

>>38839474
they fallen too deep into the abyss for games to provide any escapism

>>38839474
>2311 Days Ago
They're not coming back. They're likely dead