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Tell us about your friend? It sometimes helps to reminisce on the good times.

>>38180631
He was kind of quiet around most people but not with me. He didn't talk much about his problems though. He was funny in a really unique way and we'd joke around like I couldn't with other people. He was good at fighting games and didn't like to lose. We met when I was about 12 years old and my sister was dating his brother, she brought me over to his house and I saw him making a map on Warcraft 2 and I was like "Whoa this guy likes stuff like that too, that's awesome!" We didn't always get along of course, and there were times where I thought he was a real asshole, but ultimately he was my best friend and I loved him. I've been going through all our old text messages on my phone and laughing at some of the dumb shit we talked about. I know I'm going to miss him forever and my life is never going to be the same or as good ever again.

>>38180968
This makes me sad. I wish I had a friend.
Why did he kill himself?

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>>38180500
>doesn't want to be a comfy NEET housewife that your family approves of

gtfo roastie normie scum

>>38180500

Just tell them to GTFO, female doctors are god-tier.

>tfw will never find a female med-bot
Cruel world isn't it

>>38180619
There's one in the ideal thread you faggot. Go talk to her

>>38180471
>Is "robot culture" finally dead?

It's just become more common now. So robots have nothing to be hipster about.

>>38180471
Holy shit this old chick has nice tits. Who is she?

>>38180471
r/incels is the new place to be

I have never thought about it too much, but i have pretty much all things you describe.
I did not even know there was name for it.

>>38180742
That's why there's no research done for this. People are unaware that they have it, or just don't have a name for it.

A few years ago I just thought I was depressed or "not right in the head" but I've finally realised why I feel so detached from the world.

>>38181247
Do you also sometimes get some cloud looking thing blocking part of your vision?
For me it usually comes with mild headache.

Onions are fucking delicious.

>>38180483
Onions are shit. The only thing they're good on is fast-food burgers.

>>38180509
Maybe thats why are a fat.

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>tfw no pashtun gf

>>38180455
OP stop chasing roasties it will never work out.

What is life in California like? t. Europoor.

>>38180436
How does a robot even get his hands on weed without using silk road?

>>38180436
>space before question mark
don't worry about brain damage anon, there's nothing worth saving

>>38180436
It slows your brain while you are stoned. That's why I like it. It makes it easier to chill. Side effects? Eating too much is the only drawback.

>>38180428

>want gf
>fap
>don't want gf anymore

feelsgoodman

>>38180428
You're tal'm'bout dat post-nut clarity OP

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>>38180428
>fap to depraved shit
>cum
>start listening to sad piano music
>begin to understand how the universe works

Thanks pop! You always got my back. I love you.

This is such a shitty forced meme

All the managers of all local businesses have blacklisted me. There are no hands left to shake, only unemployment now.

I chose hedonism to fill the gaping void but being a giant putrid fat drunk isn't for everyone!

>>38180264
>nothing matters outside of suicide

atomic leg drop! (the crowd goes wild)

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I can relate to this. I'm currently coping with my depression and anxiety by constantly joking about them. whenever I go out I'll joke about killing myself at least once or twice to ease my stress. At first I thought that it was purely just how my sense of humor is, but I've started to notice my kms jokes increasing when ever I'm feeling a wave coming.

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>>38180249
fuk errbody bump this shit
Eckhart Tolle never hit me quite right, but it's really cool to hear you're getting into that sorta stuff. Part of the enjoyment for me has always been some of the shit that new age folks believe in (Lemuria and evil Martian hebrews riding merkabahs [read: stars of david] around).

As silly as it may get, though, the sincerity and perceived immediacy/importance of others' well-being is super refreshing and it offers a cure to the toxicity that is 99.99% of modern society, r9k included.

Why are fictional religions better than real life religions?

Eckhart Tolle's a joke
if we all followed his philosophy we'd see the end of the world

>wake up
>there's beer all over the ground

You probably had sex in your dream, OP.

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I had a dream about banging you, anon. I woke up with blue balls and I had to finish.

I HAD A DREAM TODAY

A spookum borrowed them and slept on the floor next to your bed.

>>38180227
you dont like compliments?

>>38180227
If they had said Mercy would it be an insult or a compliment, she is the best girl but she is also a bit old.

>>38180227
Do you think they're setting you up for a punchline if you ended up cosplaying her? If not, go for it.

>>38180102
What the fuck did a japanese chin ever do to you?

>>38180102
Be careful! Humans can't win in a fite against them xD!

>>38180274
b-but they have soft skulls!! xddd

>>38180244
i had a pet bull and a japanese chin Killed Him in one bite

Who on this board wouldnt

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>>38180099
At this point I'll take anything with a hole but that sounds especially nice

>>38180099
Sure I'd date someone like that. As long as they weren't born with a dick. Guess you are out of luck.