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>>38726436
how fucking poor are you to steal liquor

lmao kys

Yeah holy shit, stealing liquor is pretty pathetic. If you're that desperate brew it yourself.

>>38726436
Youre fine. Just dont show your face for like...3 years

>>38726382
>wearing condoms
Cuck.

>>38726382

I have not had a sex in years but I remember when I lost my virginity I got really confused because I was trying to put the condom on and it was way too tight. I thought it was just the way things are.

The girl was older and had experience and just laughed at me. She said I needed large and went and got some for me.

>was a proud proud day

>>38726382
they make magnum's smaller than regular sized condoms because smallpenised men constantly bought them to boost their ego

>>38726363
Do you post this thread every fucking day?
I'm going to point this out whenever I see it

>>38726390
R9k is a place to vent

>>38726363
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EIf0m8L0b24

Show him this.

>>38726256
Why not be bi and have both

If I become gay, I'll probably become a trap, desu. Just for more info to help me make my choice.

>>38726272
Because I want to know whether to go full trap or not

You stay in your containment room like a good little social autist.

>>38726238
Do you wear glasses? I found out recently that if I take them off, my vision fuzzes beyond belief and I can't see faces... And when I can't see peoples faces, I feel at ease being myself. So... You could try going to parks and doing that, but try not to get mugged or trip I guess.

>>38726238
>Yes they fucking do, stop deluding yourself. AND they judge, that's what our animalistic brains where made for. I don't want to spend the entire day inside again and I don't have anyone else to go out with me.
Is that what you would do? If you saw some guy by himself you would judge him harshly?
>HAHA LOOK AT THAT FUCKING LOSER
tell me this is what you literally do

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more Australian NEET delicacies

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>pizza rolls
>hot pockets
>Tyson breaded chicken
>mozzarella sticks

Vegan jam donuts

Does my mother hate me? I pay for all my own bills, food and rent. But she seems cold to me.

>>38726443
I mean I can't speak for your mom but if I had to guess I'm sure she loves you. Maybe she just wants more for you and gets upset that you aren't acheiving it.

>>38726109
What would you do, if your son (when hes 16-adult) rapes you? Pins you down gags you and uses you as a fuck toy for a day?

>>38726095
hormones and biology, for the survival of the species females MUST be slutty and men MUST be horny.

If guys could get pussy as easy as girls get dick we would all be the same, we forget that they like us (lol) just as much as we like them. Its easy to judge them but we don't have to deal with nearly as much temptation. Any decently attractive girl can have 8-9 chad dick any night of the week, imagine if you had that kind of power.

But the mistake a lot of girls make is that they think because they can get chad dick they can get chad relationship, so they end up getting used up pretty fast.

>>38726095
No, but everyone has a desire to date and girls get more dates (on average) than men
So if dating is whoring then yes

>>38726089
Listen, proofread that bullshit. I'll be back in 5.

>>38726089
Neither. I hate shy people, and I hate bitchy people. But I see the point you're trying to make

>>38726089
>posting onision

Kill yourself my main man.

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that baby's face though.

His wife doesn't love him

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3789429/Man-born-severe-deformities-tells-mother-horrified-appearance-branded-ugly-admitted-wished-die.html
http://archive.is/AfhES

>Robert Hoge has worked as a journalist, a speechwriter, a science communicator for the CSIRO and a political advisor to the former Queensland Premier and Deputy Premier. He has had numerous short stories, articles, interviews and other works published in Australia and overseas. He also enjoys photography, and is interested in disability advocacy and social engagement. While he never went far with his professional lawn bowls career, Robert did carry the Olympic torch in 2000. He is married and lives in Brisbane. He has an eleven-year-old daughter who thinks his Olympic torch would make a really great cricket bat.

Oh so he is wife is posturing and virtue signalling and his mother is a bitch. Sounds like a normie to me with how fortunate he is.

No I would rather die than have that moster lay a hand on me.

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>>38725954
Why not? She has a pussy, you could just cover a paperpag on her head.

this asian female is obviously old and used, also ugly
I would probably fuck it if it were free, but that is all, no dates

ugly bitch i will fucking slice ur neck open and fuck ur jugular deep

>>38725925
I never understood the foot fetish, what's so sexy about it?

>>38726179
whats is so sexy about ass and boobs? Its the same as asking this, there's not exact answer

i would apologize

>>38725902
I would get a knife and chop his cock off, retreat my frozen bananas from the freezer, add both ingredients to the blender and set it to high speed so he would forever be cockless.

Make some more gay threads on /r9k/

Reminder that the richest and most powerful man on this entire planet is 5'7. He even has his own country.

>5'2
>when will my suffering end

>mother was hooked on opiates for 15 years and didn't stop going when she got pregnant
>born prematurely 7 months in with tons of complications
>they literally had to feed me opiates or some substitute and keep me in an incubator for months so I wouldn't die from withdrawal
>5'5.5 manlet today with bad eyesight and flat feet

At least I have good hair.

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>>38725804
Black...
Jon Jones...

Wait a minute...

Pffft. This isn't even his final form. Dummy.

>they don't realize the BBC thing was started by white anons
>this whole obsession with black men's penises is by white guys