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>>38938587
Depends, but I can talk for myself. I like being alone so I'll never contact you. You will have to contact me almost always. I don't want to spend time with you as I see it as a waste of time, but I'm nice so I'll always say yes when you ask if I got a moment. Eventually we will drift apart because I will isolate myself from you and you will never ever hear from me again because I will have cut you off.

I have done this with atleast 10 people if not more. Too many to count infact.

>>38938660
>like being alone so I'll never contact you.
I'm similar, I like being alone sometimes but after a while it's nice to be with other people.
>Eventually we will drift apart because I will isolate myself from you and you will never ever hear from me again
>have done this with atleast 10 people if not more.
too real, idk why I do this

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>>38938702
Wish I was a more social person sometimes, but I honestly can't do it. 4chan is the only place I like socializing.

since I was a high schooler is kind of vague, we don't know how old you are now. but if you have baby lungs you'll likely be floored

>>38938688
I'm 25 years old now. I feel like I got a little too excited when buying an expensive device, but it's already on its way. At least it has a uhhh 10-year warranty, right? It'll last a while.

Dry media vaporizers are usually very economical on weed consumption. It's save you money long term. The main trick with those things is a slow inhale over several seconds. It doesn't have much of a taste or throat hit but is plenty potent anyway so don't over do it the first try.

>>38938533
You probably won't. So GG.

I'll be your friend. I find people attractive by the kind of person they are not by looks maybe because I'm ugly myself.

offer him your pussy

just say "please fuck my pussy" to him

>>38938456
I think it depends on who you're talking too.
In every race there are idiots, geniuses, and normies.
Black people have the same distribution as whites, same as Asians, same as everyone.

That's life. Only geography, resource access, and culture a has created the world we have today.

>>38938456
They naturally do have low IQs, with the ability to learn. It's just that they're raised in shitty environments where they'd rather do drugs, sell drugs, steal drugs, and kill each other over drugs than actually learn and get out of that shithole.

>>38938507
Black people have smaller skulls. Their brains are smaller. It is not cultural. It is biological.

>>38938427
a real 5' 5" guy would claim 5' 7"

it's threads like this that always give me a good reminder there is no point in even trying. what girl could ever love a 5'3 manlet like me? fuck i feel like killing myself now

>>38938671
It's fucked up. I'm 5'9, maybe 5'10 and I think I'm sort of short, what the fuck are these guys supposed to do, they're just fucked.

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I sniff her cute feet

>>38938425
>That bulge
>Girl
Robot I got some news for you

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>>38938425
you sure this is a girl? i'd lick her(his) feet either way

>>38938396
runescape is dumb loll get a real life like playing dating sims

>>38938396
started playing in 6th grade in 2003 when it was actually good. Any faggot who started playing after they made it 3D or whatever is missing out big time.

>>38938396
can you really make the game look like the pic anymore?

>>38938274
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pFycFEwyLJ

I tried.

Why was the last thread deleted?

Did you just make a new thread or did the replies get deleted?

>>38938297
I think he made a new thread because he spelled sphygmomanometer wrong

You do realize no girl ever will fit those things right?

Or is this sort of the point? Is this a woman hate thread?
I honestly can't tell.

>>38938263
>You're mentally ill, mostly. So you're relatable to us in that respect.
Yep
>You are into all of our fucked up fetishes and paraphilias. No normie girl would let us do ass to mouth, spit on her during sex or be led around an apartment on a leash and collar.
Not at all. I'm extremely vanilla compared to most people here
>You're often a lot more attractive than you think you are, which makes you obtainable (thank you based low self-esteem girls).
I don't know about that
>Chances are you share at least some of the basic interests we have, like anime and video games.
Yeah
>Your sense of humor is similar to ours.
Yeah
>You're not politically correct (unless you are some butthurt migrant from /cgl/).
Yeah but I get bored of political discussion quickly
>You give nudes easily.
Fuck no

>>38938263

That "fembot" you posted could be an 8/10 if tatoo is covered, different expression, and wearing her hair in a more feminine way

>>38938258
i can enjoy it if i'm smoking alone, otherwise it makes me even more anxious than i usually am with people. definitely prefer alcohol though and pretty much every other drug i've tried.

smoked almost daily for a decade.
been freed for a year now.

>>38938258
and now the entire r9k anti weed army is gonna come here and call you a faggot or some shit

>>38938162
legit question. are u autistic?

>>38938341
what did he do wrong he just wanted her to verify she was not a bot

>>38938162
that was a bot, bud
notice how the replies don't exactly line up with what you said?
are you autistic?

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Drumpf splumf

>>38938122
You girls sure got some nice knees mind if I suck on them

M'guey

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>>38938098
Should've taken my advice, Champ...

The sentence is DEATH BY EXILE

Just rob a bank

>>38938126
dad my hands were fucking cut off after the car accident. how can I do the fucking handshake if I don't have hands

>>38938098
How do you have internet? You could collect bottles and then put them in those exchange machines. You can also collect food that grocery stores throw away. It's usually good.

>>38938097
>>38938097
I think if I was a woman I'd probably be a really bitchy radical feminist

>>38938160
>there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex
The roastie uprising will commence.

>>38938097
That sounds like complete gibberish to be honest.
>the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.
Not being hysterical is not a deficiency.
>Although completely physical, the male is unfit even for stud service... [he's] obsessed with how he's doing, turning in an A performance, doing a good plumbing job. To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's a machine, a walking dildo
This is the equivalent of saying something like "women are just wet holes".
>Women, in other words, don't have penis envy; men have pussy envy.
In other words implies that she has made a point, but no one in what you posted is any point made.
>When the male accepts his passivity, defines himself as a woman (males as well as females think men are women and women are men), and becomes a transvestite he loses his desire to screw (or to do anything else, for that matter; he fulfills himself as a drag queen) and gets his dick chopped off. He then achieves a continuous diffuse sexual feeling from `being a woman'. Screwing is, for a man, a defense against his desire to be female.
That is circular reasoning. She concludes that men desire to be women by saying that having your dick chopped off stems from a desire to be female.
Honestly, I would say this broad has some sort of mental illness.

Praise Kek and 1488, brother :))

>>38937967
if this is what the people of kekistan look like i guess im fine not being part of it

>>38937988
Don't you wanna be a proud boy, brother? Drink whole milk on the street corner to really stick it to the invading brown hordes! Shadilay!!