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Spam + Egg + Cheese + Hamburger bun = perfect breakfast sandwich

>>35605024
>egg on a sandwich

Subhuman detected.

its p yum

yeah if that's what he looks like from the side, he is not cute.

>>35604884
>Manlet
>tiny cock

4/10. Basically holds all the stereotypes correct.

A part from the country club mom sunglasses, 10/10 would ask to breed me and then lie on his bara titties afterwards.

>>35604852
if you mean the one on the left, then no

she has dat chin

half-asian half-european women get really weird combinations of traits that always give me a boner

>>35604852
Yes but you posted a horrible example it's only half white half asian chicks, not any other halfbreed.

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>>35604804
I'd love to, but I don't have the money for gas.
or a car.
or anything really.

Vapor wave fucking sucks man

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>>35605078

touche my CIA friend

https://youtu.be/U_LdNC9Oo0I

going beyond r9k, the fact that i can have any man i want irl is pretty nice.

but literally op your post is so fucking worthless. there's nothing. there is no power in that - it's literally degeneracy to even think about. if someone offered you membership (annual, full benefits) to the scat club, would you join? hell no!!!!!! i wouldn't even stick around to listen to the offer.

who the fuck would want someone from 4chan? wHY?!?!?!?!? that's like giving up on life but not only that, just becoming scat yourself.

>>35604769
i most likely wouldn't date anyone on here

wait i forgot scat is like the holy grail for u ppl so nvm

basically just die

irls cant cope or even want to surround themselves with this filth lol honestly

HOW CAN YOU """WANT"""" someone here unless you're literally fucking SCUM!?!?!??! yes girls i mean YOU. you cannot seriously like someone from here unless you'er fucking mentally ill with no hope and no future and no prsopects of anythinga nd not even knowing what living is. or ever being part of the normie world, yo'ure just fucking whack. lol

>>35604713
*glances at the floor, away from chad's dominate gaze*
>H-hey, I - I've been practicing on a banana like you said... but is this really the right place? Of course, I'll m-make it up to you tonight just don't hit me...
*blushes in shame at his own degeneracy*

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THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!

**kicks his groin and runs away**

his eyes are like stingy as fuck and so together like its making me hurt to look, going cross-eyed trying.

>>35604645
Brain frog is the worst.

either stop drinking for a long while or keep drunk

>>35604645

exercise, Its really hard when you feel mentaly crippled but you will feel fucking fantastic if you manage climb the stairs for an hr

put on something and picture your waifu

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>>35604588

don't do it
abort abort abort

What the fuck? Are you me? My gf told me the same thing today.

>>35604588

get out while you still can dude

seriously

get

out

she will NOT be faithful to you for the rest of your lives and you WILL get cucked and it WILL hurt worse than the pain of breaking up with her now

l e a v e

because hackers are virgins

they can barely get their limp like the wind dandelion dick up

>>35604655
ROASTEIEEEEREREREARE

OUT YOU RANCID CUNT

Trumps tax returns are probably irrelevant. Rachel Maddow destroying her career recently already proved that.

Erasure of national student debt would also implode the US financial system and collapse the global economy. Dumb niggers like her would likely not survive the chaos that would follow.

Women are dumb. Niggers are dumb. Nigger women are doubly dumb.

>>35604447
>Have you ever wondered if you were just meant to be alone?

fuck no. I realised that in my teen years. shit sucks.

here is a free (You)

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>>35604447
I'm right there as well. Everytime I try it's a swing and a miss. Reminds me of the loneliest whale, that one whale who sings at a higher frequency than the rest of their species and likely cant communicate with them because of it.

>>35604447
I advise you to find other environments, maybe you can't connect bcs you are in the wrong place

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>secondary

W-what was the primary one?

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>>35604523
That's why I'm nervous, she's one step closer to finding that one

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>Uncle found the decoy dwarf

I don't have much experience with bars, but
>Should I pre drink and then just drink water?
Drink there. Don't pre-drink and walk through town drunk. Don't drive drunk either.
>Should I eat there or eat before?
Up to you. I would eat there if they have good chicken wings. If you're concerned about money, pre-eat

Stay home and jerk off. Trust me, it's better this way.

>>35604850
i could do that, i have 2 40ozs of steel reserve in the fridge...

>>35604410
good looking people depress me.
but good for you OP

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>>35604410
The more time you stay sheltered and away from women, the more amazing it is interacting with them. Sad but true.

>>35604410
>good looking people depress me.
This

>>35604403
Op, they can't understand. They are khv. their view of the world is so biased and unhealthy they will yell at you for having sex

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>>35604403
bump for oregeno forver fuck u r9k kill yourself

ur not handsome at all, regular average

Daily reminder that agency jobs are not a real job. You're just another scrapegoat pawn doing hard labor while Mr. Goldberg takes away a few dollars away from your hour rate.

>>35604450
this place doesn't actually take any of my paycheck. Better than i had. only problem is not knowing when it would end, although i am using them as well willing to drop them immediately when i find something better

>>35604371
I got my first job through a staffing agency too,
though 7 months in I got converted to full time with benefits
work starts at 6 AM but im naturally already up by 4am anyway