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i dont believe also that woman has no feet so she cant run away

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>>37703599
>even when they don't want attention they still need and want attention
here's your (you)

>>37703599
Why did you post this nigress?

>>37703288
Nah it was shit then too. This board was never and never will be good.

>>37703288
is this cringe thread?

>>37703288
femanon here
been browsing since 2014
I think it peaked right as the trannies started invading
than everything went down hill

>>37703247
Only if you rape me afterwards.

>>37703247
Jeez, she looks like a Street Fighter character.

>>37703247
I fucking love tits so much

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Is that a typical amount of willy milk?

>>37703082
>>37703481
stop samefagging you loser

>>37703481
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL SAMEFAG DETECTED LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL FAGGOT LOSER NIGGER

>>37702993
Okay this is pretty hot.

>>37702993
Nice fantasy. A trap is a guy in a drag. A guy in a drag sounds like your average homo getting buttfucked.

>>37703163
Nice try but a trap is a cute girl born in the wrong body.

>>37702969
>haven't be around bestfriend since years
>tfw you see the time taking them away

>>37703380
I feel that way about my grandmother except i get to continuously see her degradation into death and despair.

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>>37702969
>Neighbour best friend from when I was 2.

He moved away, went to a different school and started smoking weed. Becoming a complete retard and a normie. Lost contact with him when I was 14 or something.
He now lives again next to my parent's house. Alone with his gf.

>Friend from elementary school.

He went to a different mid school than me, I lost contact with him when I was 13 or something. He also touched my peeepee without my consent around that time, so I wasn't that sad he went away.
He then went to the same highschool i was at, in a different classroom.
He started smoking weed and became a complete retarded normie. His life went downhill from there. I don't know how he's doing now.

>Friend from mid school.

He was a pretty good guy. For the 3 years of mid school we hanged out alot.
Then highschool started. He went to a different highschool than me. He started smoking weed and doing drugs and he become an hippie retarded normie.
I don't know how he's doing now.


Is it my fault?

about 7,300 give or take

>>37702937
femanon here
4 years

>>37702955
Stop starting your posts with "femanon here". Nobody gives a flying fuck, bitch.

Are you (originally) ugly?

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>>37702887
>tfw women like me but i hate them
>tfw the worse I treat them the more they like me

>>37702903
Yes, but not that ugly, honestly, you know, the average "nice guy" ugly

please dont post anything, i dont want to feel sad

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>>37702527
I wonder how realistic that position would be. Her arm is underneath his torso. I reckon that would get painful for both of them pretty soon.

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Wondering if I should shell out for a classy escort for the express purpose of cuddling. I've fucked 2 escorts before, but the sex was so dissapointing, and left me feeling as empty inside as before.

>>37702121

Her name isn't Alex, by chance? Be a good sir, warn your fellow robot

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ALPHABET SOUP IS HERE!!!
>What's the youngest you're willing to go for, /r9k/?

DANGER WILL ROBISON DANGER

>>37702121
17 is about as young as I'll go. Even if 16 is legal in my state, I'd rather not deal with all the bullshit that goes with it.

>>37700471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQbrSSE5cSs

feelin beachy
feelin sad
ANGST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBd98xsvCBE

>>37700471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hJ4OROIvxY

>>37700375
I do it because my face gets itchy

>>37700411
Fair enough, that's a legitimate reason.
My face doesn't itch, so I never shave.

it feels kind of unnatural not to have facial hair, how can normalfags stand it?

>There is someone in the world who would actually date this
Imagine bumping into it in a dimly lit room.
Terrifying.

>>37700291
The only real problem i have with her is that she's fat

On some people, I find vitilgo kind of attractive. Looking like you have giraffe spots can be kind of cute.

That feel when I shit in my closet because I didn't want to get out of the room. Then I had to clean my closet because of the stench and now my shit is gay.

>>37700164
Forgot to green text that anon.

>>37700238
Krautchan was my home board when greentexting that feel was a bannable offence. It runs to deep for me to green text it or, even worse, post 'twf'.

>>37699853
>ENTP
>Chad

at best they're cyborgs desu

I was doing a bunch of research on cognitive functions and I have ENTP functions but in an ENFP pattern. I have Ti and Fe like an ENTP but Fe>Ti. ENFP functions go Ne>Fi>Te>Si. I am Ne>Fe>Ti>Si as of right now, what's that make me? A hybrid?

>>37699853
ENTJ is Chad. ENTP is Delta basement dwellers.