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>meet girl who seemed to be into me
>get her number
>went on a date
>it was great
>went on a second date today
>at the end she seemed like she wanted to get away from me as quick as possible
>somehow I screwed up and I don't know what it was
>tfw thought I was going to make it
Why am I such a naive sack of shit honestly
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>>35055015
>blaming yourself
As long as you weren't faking a personality its not your fault.
She didn't feel it, whatever man it will be okay. You have enough balls to date so you could try again my man.
Onto the next we hop!
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>>35055015
She was probably PMSing
Call her again and Invite her to your house and then Rape her.
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>>35055055
Thanks man, that did raise my chin again
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WHY WON'T IT FUCKING OPEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>being a balmcuck
lel
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>>35054855
probably because the outside of the cap is covered in carmex.
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>Not using Burt's Bees
Fucking pleb
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>you will NEVER find a gf as autistic as you
Why live?
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>>35054784
I'm pretty sure that girl is a guy anon
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>>35054842
even better-
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>>35054784
Well just get it over with post her feminine penis
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I'm one of those people that are always tired and low on energy. I know that our bodies use electrical signals to function, and I thought maybe electrocuting yourself might help (very low voltage so you don't die obviously). How has nobody figured this out yet?
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>>35054745
It gives you current, not charge. Basically too much charge can overload your nervous system and fry it out, not giving you any energuy in any scenario.
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>>35054745
Jam a fork in the plug socket and report back pls
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>>35055998
I'm not stupid you know
Anonymous
How can I get back into religion? 2017-02-22 08:15:04 Post No.35054652
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How can I get back into religion?
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I was raised in a non-religious household. My family stopped going to church when I was 7 years old, and we broke off all connections to Christianity afterwards. Everybody else in my family (cousins, grandparents, etc) were religious, but my direct family was very not so. My father started spending more time with my younger sister, falling into a more of a mothering role, thus leaving me without a strong male role model. My mother worked all day, and I never got to see her much.
Now I'm 19 years old, and and want to find myself again, and feel that Christianity would be a good way to do so. I don't remember anything from church, and I've never read a bible. Does anyone know where I should start?
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>I don't remember anything from church, and I've never read a bible. Does anyone know where I should start?
If you contact the Mormons and ask, they'll bring a bible to your house for free. Not even memeing. They will show up their with their little outfits and everything.
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>>35054652
>Worshiping a kike on a stick.
Everyone knows the Gods of Yore are the only ones worth worshiping.
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>>35054691
I had no idea this was a thing. Thanks for letting me know.
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>Daddy, what's with all of the banging noise coming from the basement? I went to check, but no one was down there. The light wouldn't stop swinging, though.
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>>35054622
this little girl has more balls than me, dude, i wouldn't check out no dark basement
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>>35054622
I would go doe there, but I'd drag her down there with me to show her that nothing is wrong.
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Should i continue to get drunk as well as fap every weekend or should i stop both..
Or should i just accept my fate and be that weird alone guy
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Do you fap before, while or after getting drunk?
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>>35054618
When i'm hungover
I have tried pubs and normie clubs before
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>>35054645
you need a couple of friends. you have to do some normie things from time to time to be sane. I fap mon-fri then try to do normie shit on weekends.
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>"I'm sorry sir can you repeat that"
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>>35054534
M-movie ticket for one pls
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>>35054534
>"speak up i cant; hear you"
6646
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you're mumbling
>sdfjdsklfjdfj
SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR U
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fetish/weird things that get you off thread.
>be me
>have 50 GB worth of furry porn.
>an 8gb USB full of diy SFM porn.
5 GB folder of robot porn and planegirls
>scalies fetish to the point of finding skin and regular women as disgusting.
>2d master race.
>fapped to my laptop's hardware unironically, after a while got addicted, now in an intimate relationship with laptop.
r8 pls no h8.
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>>35054526
>>35054689
This can't be real, holy shit my sides. You just made my day OP, thank you.
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>>35054526
I fap almost exclusively over my own diy Daz porn, no-one else (not even 4chan) likes what I make by my dick is crazy for it.
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>>35054526
>now in an intimate relationship with laptop.
At least you have a gf now. Get out, normie.
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>not interested in anything but sex and drugsaside from internet and porn
>can't get either
How the fuck do I make friends?
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where do you live? I'll give you both.
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>>35054164
yugoslavia
Orig
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robots, I'm go to the doctors office because I need some medicine for my sickness. down with the flu since Saturday, what can I get? I'm thinking some cough syrup? can I get high off this? will they drug test me before giving it to me?
I feel like I'm dying with my flu
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>going to the doctors office for a common flu
maybe you should also get your autism checked out
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>>35053829
They wont give you anything you can get high off faggot
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>sneeze
>complete silence in room
>Girl sneezes
>Everyone gets up from their seats and says "I pledge allegiance to the flag of The United States of America, and bless you"
Is there a worse feeling?
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I think my mother's voice gives me ptsd.
Every time I hear it I feel stressed out, angry, frustrated, and as though I need to lash out. What do I do?
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You fix yourself and stop being a cunt bitch.
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leave home and never return
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>>35053738
Iktf anon. Used to have this problem.
>the way shed say my name. With 1-2 too many sylables.
Ree
Ended up moving out,
You need your own space and she isnt giving it to you.
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Hey there, come join our server. We're roastie and normie free, have dedicated mods, and a comfy atmosphere. Check it out.
https://discord.gg/7MUjnTt
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Your last thousand threads have been pruned, was that not enough of a message that you're not fucking welcome here?
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Stop user collecting you fucking shill
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>tfw earth has become boring, because you've seen every human species and seen all continents in form of videos and pictures of every region of the planet, so you wanna explore other habitable planets, start a civilization and have some alien pussy
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> in form of videos and pictures
you lost me
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>>35053509
Then play mass effect series. You'll do everything you wish for... In forms of video and pictures
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>>35054541
I wanna feel some real alien pussy wrapped around my dick. Asian and black women don't cut it anymore.
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It's 5:36pm.
Your phone begins to ring.
What do you do?
For option A) "Pick up the call" http://imgur.com/a/S5fak
For option B) "Ignore the call" http://imgur.com/a/OCN3P
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pick up the call
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Pick up, ask him to call back when I'm not masturbating, end call
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good thread
glad i picked up the phone