>ejaculated
>Felt no orgasm
Hmm
>>36146336
Give me (yous) faggots
Antidepressants Are helluva drug eh?
>>36146336
>tfw i cant feel anything anymorenot even orgasm
>too stupid to greentext stories
why was i born such a brainlet?
>>36146330
>be me
>browsing /r9k/
>see brainlet who is too stupid to write greentext stories
>laugh
talk about autism you guys experience on /r9k/
>be me on born
>damn this suck
every baby is correct right away
>>36146361
>be me
>browsing /r9k/
>see brainlet making fun of some dude who is struggling
Spot the real autism
>i will be the new kid of the group therapy
help me, they are normies i think, i dont wanna go, my parents send me there
help me lads what can i do
i dont wanna talk with anorexic girls and normies
>kid
>anorexic girls
reported for being underage
>>36146184
It's still group therapy. They'll feel so good about themselves when they tell you how safe and open you are there. They're right of course, but not quite to the level you can be on 4chan.
>>36146184
just do it man. you can try to convince your parents to let you stop going after a while if they see it's not working but for now you're probably gonna have to go. good luck out there my man.
Why don't you just kill yourself, my man? Take a long run off a short pier. Hop the fence of a highway overpass. Take a bath for once in your fucking life and pull a plugged-in toaster with you. Make a bleach and ammonia cocktail and inhale deeply. Spend your savings on a new gun and blow your brains out right there in the store. How about seppukku?
Life will never be the way you want it to be. You have control over nothing except the way you go out RIGHT NOW. Don't wait, or life will decide for you! Are you a little bitch or are you gonna an hero on your own terms?
>>36146182
Wasn't told the rules, slept through the memo, have no fucking idea what you're talking about. Can't die either way. Goes against the laws of quantum physics.
>>36146182
I don't wanna die because I don't want my parents to suffer. Besides, there's always hope that life could get better.
>>36146182
Why didn't you choose a woman?
>tfw I will never have a gf even half as attractive as female me
>>36146168
It's just an average girl face.
I'm pretty sure you could do it if you get fit enough with low bodyfat percentage for that facial gainz.
Oh and I know for /r9k/ she is a 7/10 because they're desperate.
>>36146292
no ist actually like a 2/10 bc neckbeards have ridiculous standards. the desperation thing is a myth here
>>36146368
There's 2 types of robots m8
The one you described and the ones raging to get a gf.
For some reason, these threads never die.
TEST (the one that i took):
http://similarminds.com/jung_word_pair.html
istj
i have yet to meet another
intp or istp depends on the test
>>36146076
INTP too, idk what a good career would be for an INTP.
Hahahahaha
Imagine having the whole world know about this
Confirmed false, l2google
>>36146054
>be me
>robber breaks into my home
>my children arent at risk as long as i give him money
>say id suck him
>start sucking him
>husband comes home
>thinks im cheating
>in anger attacks him
>"i was saving the kids"
>im now a hero
she's so lucky i'm really sad..
What is the atmosphere of the bar that you go to ?
What drinks do you normally order ?
Do you talk to the other regulars ?
What food do you order ?
>>36146030
I don't drink at all but my friend owns one and we hang out all the time
He lets me get soda and stuff for free and we workout in the old gym above the bar
>>36146030
Hipster bars, a beer or a shot, maybe a rum and coke. Food? Usually not
>>36147497
What is a "hipster bar" like ?
Any smokers here? What age did you start? How many a day? What made you start?
Weedfags gtfo.
>>36145995
I started smoking in 1991.
Camels were .85 a pack.
I started smoking when I was 19 just because I liked the feeling when I was drunk, then I started craving it when I was sober too after like a year of only smoking while drunk
I smoke like 1-2 a day unless I have a pack on me and I'm out all day. I can pretty much go through most of them or all of them if there's nothing else to do
>>36145995
started at 17 because it does really fucking help with anxiety.
10 a day, down from a pack a day (marlboro reds/seneca reds/camel filters)
6 years down the road im starting to notice my lungs in worse shape and my gums receding on the side i always draw smoke on.
How old is the oldest person on /r9k/
>>36145953
39
Searching for a fembot to spoil.
>>36146283
How does someone as old as you even find 4chan
>>36146283
Nah man, I've seen 40-50 year olds on here before.
>NEET benefits ran dry and now I have to go to work at a factory tomorrow.
Please tell me its going to be ok
>>36145911
IT WILL NEVER B OK
SORRY JUST SMILE AND BEE HAPPY
>>36145911
its okay fwend
https://www.xvideos.com/video27079671/the_bbc_bully_feeds_his_hungry_snowbunny_girlfriend_lunch...
pretty hot but what is the message?
>>36146404
that you will never give a girl that look in her eyes that she has
>>36145863
wish I could whip out my cock right now desu ;/
Can someone just respond with "Hello" to this please? I just want someone to acknowledge me.
Please.
>>36145835
hey buddy how's it goin
i really like you, you know that? you are a good person. i really like this post you just made.
thanks for existing. i mean it.
>>36145864
Thank you man. That's all I needed. Thank you.
>>36145886
no problem
i hope you get more (You)s in the future friend
here's one more for ya
>women can't be robots
Face it, they can. Tiffany is the daughter of the most powerful man in the world, yet nobody even knows she exists. They think Trump just has three-four kids, Ivanka, Eric, Donald Jr, and sometimes they remember Baron. Her Stacy sister gets all the attention, and when Tiffany does get attention, it's just people hating on her because of her dad and calling her ugly. She is an accomplished, beautiful woman, yet she's still treated worse than 90% of robots.
>rich and probably married
>model
Yeah my heart bleeds
>"She is an accomplished, beautiful woman"
>Millionaire
>still okay looks
>probably has a chad husband
>"she's still treated worse than 90% of robots."
it's impossible for someone like that to be a robot. just because she doesn't get as much attention as her slut sister doesn't mean she gets treated like complete like us robots. do you even know what the fuck our lives look like?
>>36145975
You don't get it. Trump only loves Ivanka. He didn't say he'd be interested in Tiffany if she wasn't his daughter. He said he'd be interested in Ivanka. Ivanka cucked Tiffany out of her own father.
>"Anon!! Oh, anon darling, dinner is ready!!"
I was expecting her to shit
Tfw you will never eat your mom's ass for dinner
>>36145766
me too
wdas