Give me ONE reason as to why you don't have a chubby BRAPhog gf right now
>>37898396
What the fuck? Is she pregnant or is that her ass?
at first I thought that was a preggo girl and wondered why she has no ass
than I realized what I was looking at
lol
>>37898396
I did she sucked.
Sucked all the dicks ohhhhhh fucking whore.
>guest visits
>uses my godot mug for tea instead of coffee
lol, just kidding I don't have guests and I wouldn't permit them to ever do that anyway can you imagine
Why does he wear the mask again? It's been a while since I've finished T&T.
His mug is plain white though
>>37898444
something to do with his eyes I think
Welp at least i tried.
i didn't read the text but can you post your background it looks nice
>>37898378
>atleast I tried
Doesn't matter you're still a virgin normalfag
Pretty much same thing happened to me. Shit sucks. On to the next one homie
Could you ever love anyone who had the thousand cock stare.
>Promise myself to send resume to 15 applications at least
>Drink 5 liters of beer with my mate instead
Why do I feel so good about myself goys?
Who else /nyctophobia/ here?
I got it bad. Real bad.
I know it's irrational and highly unlikely for monsters to exist in the dark, but the very slight slimmer of a chance that they do is enough for me to autistically keep all the lights on in the house if I'm alone at night. I can't even sleep with the lights off.
How do I solve this? Do I just basically man up to darkness and try sleeping in dark?
Definitely and I feel like a faggot for having it. Doesn't help when you have reoccurring nightmares and sleep paralysis.
>>37898464
>very slight slimmer of a chance
but the chance of that is literally 0
you have a better chance of winning the lottery than having a supernatural experience
robots, help me out with this, and tell me if i am wrong. don't you think it's hypocritical that people are nice to other people, for the sake of this argument, let's say ugly people.
don't you think it's hypocritical that people are nice to ugly people, but whenever those ugly people criticize them, all of a sudden their true opinions are revealed?
who /autism head/ here?
>>37898319
OP what does that even mean?
>>37898333
an autistic head
>>37898333
You already know
Get out normalslime
Joe you faggot I know you're reading this let's go camping and fuck
>>37898310
I know like 15 joe's and like a hundred Ryan's.
This could be ANYONE
No. Im not into fucking guys
>>37898344
Could be a girl joe
Or a tranny Joe.
ITS like trader Joe but for traps/trannys
>tfw you realize chris-chan would have looked good if he stayed cis and lost weight
how exactly did the tumblrinas convince him to become a woman so fast?
does he literally have the mind of a child?
>>37898342
Tumblr doesn't even know who he is, CWC just got some "advice" from some old woman he talked to and told him to "find his feminine side" and that's why he's a tranny
>>37898305
>looked good
If you walk around recycling centers or on garbage day, you can see good-looking refrigerators and phones and computers and televisions and all sorts of other things that look good - but they just don't work.
He also has a micropeen that bends at a 90 degree angle.
>Look who came out of his cave to have dinner with his family!
they look so annoying.
>>37898302
Guy are outnumbered. I must stay to fight in the upcoming war.
>"keep dreaming faggots"
>360 and walk away
Post top-tier comedians.
Quotes and clips are welcome too.
God I wish I could figure shit out like Doug and his circle. But I'm just slaving away at some shit job
>>37898371
Anything in particular you have in mind?
>>37898398
Like touring around the country with your friends and performing then returning back to your comfy home in a small town.
I used to want to be a comedian but I realized I'm just bitter and depressed without any of the funny.
I'm a newfag, been here for around a day and you're making me dislike women. Why is this such a toxic enviroment. Should I leave?
leave? why? did someone tell you to not be here? are you a fucmin puppet? bet you would suck the semen out of the girls and her last boyfriends
>>37898245
This board can't make you do anything. It's just pointing out facts about women people usually tend to ignore. If you start to hate women that's only because you see them for what they truly are.
we hate women cause we're all gay
>Floridafag
>On my comp, tired from mowing my grandma's lawn and these fucking mosquito bites
>Don't even bother to turn on the lights
>Chilling on /r9k/ for some hours
>HUGE fucking double-thumb sized bug crawls up my desk nearly onto my keyboard
>Immediately jump out of my chair and grab my flip flop
>Smash the mutant cockroach satan beetle with my flip flop
>Crumble it up and toss it out my screendoor
J-just another day...
>tfw 2 female coworkers invited me to go drinking with them tomorrow
>just me and 2 girls
s-should i do it?
No you should go on r9k instead
That's such a bad situation because I'd feel lame to back out but terrified to go
>>37898233
If you are:
>Girl
Yes
>Guy
No