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>Decided to get one of these from my local gas station today when I grabbed a drink
>Have been playing with it in one hand while browsing the internet all day
>Put it down to play a game, inbetween matches I am playing with it again
>Got up to watch a movie on my couch, realized I was playing with it the whole time without even thinking about it (I am super anal about not being distracted but it literally didn't distract me)

Literally why? All I am doing is holding it between my thumb and index finger while spinning it with my middle/ring finger.

Maybe I do have autism...
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>>37298241
I feel sorry for people who legitimately use these things now that they've been taken over by normies looking for the latest fad.

Let me help you here anon.

Did you already have a problem where you'd tap your fingers or move them about absentmindedly while feeling a sense of unease while doing it?

Then if so, yes you probably had some sort of need for them.

If not, then you're just one of the above described normies who got one for the sole purpose of it being a popular item.

Just because you play with it repeatedly for hours on end AFTER buying it doesn't mean you have autism, it means you're playing with a toy that was designed to be played with absentmindedly for people who fidget.

Congratulations, normie.
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>normies just spinning it non-stop
>not learning to do tricks with it in a day
mum picked me one up 2 days ago even though I didn't ask. Why can't normies think out of the box. They are like chimpanzees but even then a chimpanzee would probably learn a few tricks by then.
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>>37298304
I was joking about the autism part, but I deff have a ton of nervous habits

>Pick nose
>Chew fingernails
>Tap foot incessantly
>Play with random shit at my desk
>Flip through a stack of post-it notes with my thumb

I literally keep a deck of cards in my desk at work to play with when I am thinking

I probably could use one, but I don't "need" one if you know what I mean

>>37298332
If I wanted to do retarded tricks with a toy I'd buy a Yo-Yo

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Fembots, what do you do for money? Do you work or are you a NEET?
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>>37298139
I work a low wage retail job, but I'm slightly overweight and have below average looks. I have to fund my gaming somehow.
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I'm an historian, and I work in a museum and earn about 80k a year. However, I also do a bit of archaeology which pays slightly more, so between the two (part time, in general, and I do some of the archaeological stuff for the museum) I probably get about 85-100k a year.
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I sell drugs. What I make can fluctuate from $300 a week to $1500 on a good week. Not exactly "ballin" but it's more than enough for rent/food, and video games.

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Is there anything better than girls with dick?

Female dicks are better than ice cream.
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>>37297962
>Female dicks
>female
>dicks
What has this world come to
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>>37297962

Unfortunately none of the girls in Texas have dicks.
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>>37297962
Only last for a certain time until they melt and get soft and never have the same firmness they did before?

Hey NEETfags, how was your day? Oh, what's that? Spent it fapping to traps and continuing to rot in your own shit and semen encrusted clothes?

Oh, well while you did that I spent my day hanging out with friends and chatting with the girls who I have and will be having sex with.

>B-but muh blanket fort
Keep telling yourself that wrapping yourself in blankets makes you feel better
>B-but muh NEETbux
I make tenfold what you make in NEETbux by doing a job I enjoy

You will never understand or live a fulfilling life. You will continue to live out your sad, pathetic lives inside mummy's basement spending your allowance on freezer food and video games.

You will never get to see the world, do anything productive, have a girlfriend, or get any real satisfaction out of your pitiful existence. Continue to use those blankies to wipe away the tears from knowing you will die sad, alone, and caked in your own shit.
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Another wageslave that's bought into the lies
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>>37297900

"Heh-heh look here guys another w-wagie"
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>>37297968
Ragie wagie spotted

>just bought another month of subscription on wow
>played since vanilla
>haven't played since WOD launch
>log on to my lvl 80 rouge
>join RDF but not a single other person joins
>orgrimmar is almsot completely empty
>log off after an hour and ask blizzard for a refund

what happened to this game?
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>>37297848

Smartphones killed the mmo genre of gaming.

The entire appeal of wow was the community

75% of 4chan is too young to even know how much harder texting was in the pre smartphone era.
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Play on Hellfire my dude
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I've always wanted to join those guilds that ignore the current expansion and play with a level cap and gear restrictions as if it's still TBC or something but idk I couldn't ever bring myself to do it.

Always had respect for those guys, seemed like the most diehard fans. Not being willing to change is kind of a bad trait though. Still seemed like their experience with the game was the most genuine though

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>be caveman
>fuck women all day
>go hunting and fishing when not fucking
>do whatever I want
>women do all the other work

>Be me, modern dude
>work all day
>loaded with bills
>women hate anyone that isn't rich
>Jews rule everything

What was the point? Why did we do all this?
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>>37297834
>fuck woman all day
Wrong. With early humans, usually only one male bred with all the women in the tribe
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Kali Yuga
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We had to evolve to create 4chan

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>at Anime North with boyfriend
>his ex-girlfriend spots him and they start taking pictures together
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>>37297774
Gtfo my board roastie whore
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>>37297774
>he goes to anime conventions
just die
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>>37297774
good, get cucked you roastie normie wannabe weeb

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Try to fuck Ariane.

https://www.datingariane.com
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i want t date absolutely no1
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>>37297730
Wha- How did they know?
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>>37297803
Stop being such a fatass holy shit dude

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Anyone else's parents not tell them they were supposed to untwist their testicles if one got higher than the other? I almost lost one of mine to this, apparently if one is riding up higher than the other you're supposed to unwind it so they're even.
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I've thought a lot about this, how do you do it..?
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but how desu
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>>37297793
>>37297778

Use a hair blow dryer. Heat makes your nuts more loose.

Z U C K 2 0 2 0
U
C
K 2 0 2 0
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oh no. at least we wouldn't have a meme for president
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more like C U C K 2 0 2 0

amiright boys?
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Mark Zuckerberg is not a Christian. There is no way Americans would elect him.

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When did you realize black women were the world's greatest gift?
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Beautiful women, god tier genetics when mixed with any other race.
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If you have a son, guaranteed Chad.
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>masculine body
>masculine voice
>masculine face
>masculine personality
>shitty "hair"
>shit skin color

No, thanks. I'd rather die virgin.

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Just when I thought my life couldn't get any worse.
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>>37297345
Shit nigga. How do you compensate for that? Tell me your dick is big.
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I have the same exact hairline.
I'm 23 and have had it that bad since I was 19, how old are you?
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>>37297345
Sweet sassafrass, OP. Shave that fucking nightmare

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Is my oneitis preparing to fuck Chad, robots?
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She's signaling
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>that roastie being your oneitis
anon, she is getting fucked roughly once every 2 days, potentially by multiple guys. get out of the cuck mindset
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why would you have a basic thot like that as your oneitis? pretty pathetic, OP.

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Ive literally came 16 times toay at the hands of my dolls rubber pussy and asshole. And I plan on doing the same, if not more tomorrow, and the next day., and the next day, so on and so forth, without having to put up with her bullshit, spend loads of money on her, or sit through her insufferable interests, and hobbies, only to get told "not tonight". Yeah fuck that.

Womens sole purpose is for us men to dump our cum into them. NOTHING ELSE. Modern women seem to have forgotten. Dolls make that purpose come to fruition once again.
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these are honestly the final red pill

real women are a meme
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sex itself is a meme tbqh
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I'm jealous, how many times a day could you cum before the doll? I could never beat 3,but I'm not really trying that hard either because I'm a neet and have so many projects going on.

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>me and the wife met when she was thirteen and i was fifteen on a semi-blind date.

>was meant to be a revenge date but there was alot of chemistry

>first woman i ever honestly told about my ballbusting fetish and we have practiced it nearly every day for 8 solid years and never regretted a thing.

come in and drink with me brobots, and play some megaman X on the snes
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will you just fuck off already
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fuck off braggart
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>>37296860
aww this makes me sad, but i killed the armadillo so that makes me happy.
>>37296884
aww my feelings got doubly hurt. thanks for bumping up the thread however. taking suggestions on those who like ballbusting what kinda content you would enjoy me grabbing


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