Is there anything better than girls with dick?
Female dicks are better than ice cream.
>>37297962
>Female dicks
>female
>dicks
What has this world come to
>>37297962
Unfortunately none of the girls in Texas have dicks.
>>37297962
Only last for a certain time until they melt and get soft and never have the same firmness they did before?
Hey NEETfags, how was your day? Oh, what's that? Spent it fapping to traps and continuing to rot in your own shit and semen encrusted clothes?
Oh, well while you did that I spent my day hanging out with friends and chatting with the girls who I have and will be having sex with.
>B-but muh blanket fort
Keep telling yourself that wrapping yourself in blankets makes you feel better
>B-but muh NEETbux
I make tenfold what you make in NEETbux by doing a job I enjoy
You will never understand or live a fulfilling life. You will continue to live out your sad, pathetic lives inside mummy's basement spending your allowance on freezer food and video games.
You will never get to see the world, do anything productive, have a girlfriend, or get any real satisfaction out of your pitiful existence. Continue to use those blankies to wipe away the tears from knowing you will die sad, alone, and caked in your own shit.
Another wageslave that's bought into the lies
>>37297900
"Heh-heh look here guys another w-wagie"
>>37297968
Ragie wagie spotted
>just bought another month of subscription on wow
>played since vanilla
>haven't played since WOD launch
>log on to my lvl 80 rouge
>join RDF but not a single other person joins
>orgrimmar is almsot completely empty
>log off after an hour and ask blizzard for a refund
what happened to this game?
>>37297848
Smartphones killed the mmo genre of gaming.
The entire appeal of wow was the community
75% of 4chan is too young to even know how much harder texting was in the pre smartphone era.
Play on Hellfire my dude
I've always wanted to join those guilds that ignore the current expansion and play with a level cap and gear restrictions as if it's still TBC or something but idk I couldn't ever bring myself to do it.
Always had respect for those guys, seemed like the most diehard fans. Not being willing to change is kind of a bad trait though. Still seemed like their experience with the game was the most genuine though
>be caveman
>fuck women all day
>go hunting and fishing when not fucking
>do whatever I want
>women do all the other work
>Be me, modern dude
>work all day
>loaded with bills
>women hate anyone that isn't rich
>Jews rule everything
What was the point? Why did we do all this?
>>37297834
>fuck woman all day
Wrong. With early humans, usually only one male bred with all the women in the tribe
Kali Yuga
We had to evolve to create 4chan
>at Anime North with boyfriend
>his ex-girlfriend spots him and they start taking pictures together
>>37297774
Gtfo my board roastie whore
>>37297774
>he goes to anime conventions
just die
>>37297774
good, get cucked you roastie normie wannabe weeb
Try to fuck Ariane.
https://www.datingariane.com
i want t date absolutely no1
>>37297730
Wha- How did they know?
>>37297803
Stop being such a fatass holy shit dude
Anyone else's parents not tell them they were supposed to untwist their testicles if one got higher than the other? I almost lost one of mine to this, apparently if one is riding up higher than the other you're supposed to unwind it so they're even.
I've thought a lot about this, how do you do it..?
but how desu
>>37297793
>>37297778
Use a hair blow dryer. Heat makes your nuts more loose.
Z U C K 2 0 2 0
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oh no. at least we wouldn't have a meme for president
more like C U C K 2 0 2 0
amiright boys?
Mark Zuckerberg is not a Christian. There is no way Americans would elect him.
When did you realize black women were the world's greatest gift?
Beautiful women, god tier genetics when mixed with any other race.
If you have a son, guaranteed Chad.
>masculine body
>masculine voice
>masculine face
>masculine personality
>shitty "hair"
>shit skin color
No, thanks. I'd rather die virgin.
Just when I thought my life couldn't get any worse.
>>37297345
Shit nigga. How do you compensate for that? Tell me your dick is big.
I have the same exact hairline.
I'm 23 and have had it that bad since I was 19, how old are you?
>>37297345
Sweet sassafrass, OP. Shave that fucking nightmare
Is my oneitis preparing to fuck Chad, robots?
She's signaling
>that roastie being your oneitis
anon, she is getting fucked roughly once every 2 days, potentially by multiple guys. get out of the cuck mindset
why would you have a basic thot like that as your oneitis? pretty pathetic, OP.
Ive literally came 16 times toay at the hands of my dolls rubber pussy and asshole. And I plan on doing the same, if not more tomorrow, and the next day., and the next day, so on and so forth, without having to put up with her bullshit, spend loads of money on her, or sit through her insufferable interests, and hobbies, only to get told "not tonight". Yeah fuck that.
Womens sole purpose is for us men to dump our cum into them. NOTHING ELSE. Modern women seem to have forgotten. Dolls make that purpose come to fruition once again.
these are honestly the final red pill
real women are a meme
sex itself is a meme tbqh
I'm jealous, how many times a day could you cum before the doll? I could never beat 3,but I'm not really trying that hard either because I'm a neet and have so many projects going on.
>me and the wife met when she was thirteen and i was fifteen on a semi-blind date.
>was meant to be a revenge date but there was alot of chemistry
>first woman i ever honestly told about my ballbusting fetish and we have practiced it nearly every day for 8 solid years and never regretted a thing.
come in and drink with me brobots, and play some megaman X on the snes
will you just fuck off already
fuck off braggart
>>37296860
aww this makes me sad, but i killed the armadillo so that makes me happy.
>>37296884
aww my feelings got doubly hurt. thanks for bumping up the thread however. taking suggestions on those who like ballbusting what kinda content you would enjoy me grabbing
>ITT: List 3 reasons why you hate women.Hardmode: The reasons can't involve your own negative experiences with them
I need pussy and they won't give it to me
>>37296784
>They do not act as individuals (They just do what their social circle does)
>They are impulsive
>They aren't objective
Do I win?
As a girl who hates everyone:
>They treat girls who aren't like them or don't worship them like absolute scum
>they treat men like shit
>they are generally very, very shallow (evidence: any time I've tried to bring up politics, philosophy, history, science, literature, music that isn't pop etc. with another girl they've looked very blank and then gone back to bitching about their 'friends').
I'm so close to being a cat lady it's not even funny anymore.
If you were a god, what you be the god of?
>>37296668
I don't understand the question? Are you asking what kind of God I'd like to be?
>>37296668
I'd be the goddess of Nihilism.
God of Lolis