do white people seriously smear shit around their arsehole with paper and then claim they're clean?
if i shat on your face would you feel sufficiently clean after i give you a napkin to wipe it off?
white "people" - constantly caked in shit
Is there anything more beautiful than lesbianism?
It's the only true form of love a woman can express and thus the rarest and most beautiful of all.
> not street shitter
> not -150 A.D.
> be me
> work in supermarket in coontown, Florida
> day is more stressful than usual due to hurricane threat and tyrones and stacies bitching about how I do my job
> go on break
> 30 minutes
> lines are too long in the store, try checking the store next door
> dollar tree doesnt sell any edible food
> go back in store, grab coupla ravioli cans and head for a check out
> line starts opening up, first one in express line
> theres an old lady who was just in the store for like 2 mins grabbing fucking mayo off the specials display in front of the register
> beaner juan behind me interjects
> "ladies first, anon, that's how it goes"
> old lady butts in front of me
> only after she's in front, i.e. too late to say no, does she pretend to feel sorry for me
> beaner juan starts trying to pretend to feel sorry for me, tries appologizing
> too much of a beta cuck to stand up and say anything this whole time
> i only shake my head with a disgusted face to make them both feel guilty
> they still try appologizing
> continue shaking head
> old lady wastes 5 minutes of my baneful existence trying to get her chip card working
> finally my turn
> qt cashier "oh, are you on break?"
> "oh I'm sorry about that, anon"
> "i-it's alright"
How do I end it without making too much noise?
>"ladies first anon, that's how it goes"
>"The only line she's in first for is the line to suck dick."
>push her out of the way and move in front
>old lady starts whacking you with her purse
>snatch it off her and swing it around like a lasso before whipping it all the way to the other side of the store
>take her place as she rushes to pick it up
>if white knight juan picks a fight, call him a spic and ignore
Gotta start being alpha someday, champ.
>finally have dream about getting a loving relationship with a gf
>still get cucked by Dream Chad
There really is no hope, is there?
>To dream that your mate, spouse, or significant other is cheating on you indicates your fears of being abandoned. You may feel a lack of attention in the relationship. Alternatively, you may feel that you are not measuring up to the expectations of others. This notion may stem from issues of trust or self-esteem. The dream could also indicate that you are subconsciously picking up hints and cues that your significant other is not being completely truthful or is not fully committed in the relationship.
Is it racist to request someone who speaks English better when calling customer service and you get an Indian with a super thick accent?
My neighbor is in her late 30s and likes to watch me masturbate through my window and texts me telling me how to do it, where to touch myself. She said she wants to feel my cock pulse inside of her and shoot her full of cum, but it has to be when her son is gone.
Should I cum inside her anons? She'a actually got a super tight body for her age
Where here would you live?
Argonians, Khajiit and Dunmer are the most robot races. Khajiits are part of the second shittiest group (high elves are cunts and wood elves are tree fuckers) and Black Marsh is a shithole though so I'd have to go with Morrowind.
>Even that weird ugly kid from your friend group in highschool has had a girlfriend
>creepy looking, 4/10, awkward female coworker
>think I have a chance with her
>she has a literal Chad bf
How the fuck can somebody that is physically difficult to even look at get a fucking bf like that jesus christ end my FUCKING LIFE
I've been told that I have shitty taste in women. My perfect woman at the moment would be a tomboy that would be bullied because she was not "Lady Like". Anyway in her teen years she would have a few experiments with lesbians and learn of their culture. Some how our paths would cross and I will teach her how to be straight and she would become my straight lesbian gf. Do you guys think that I have shit taste? What qualities of women do you prefer that others would consider shit taste?
I don't brush my teeth for months at a time because I think the ingredients in dental products are toxic and will make me dumb and give me cancer. I don't even trust the natural stuff.
>Yo Anon, we gonna bounce to Stacy's party! Wanna come with?
All I want is a fat black girl to love. Does god hate me?
Good lord them titties. I never knew I needed this.
>14 yr old me
>Hang out with the shady and delinquent kids, mostly the mexicans and black kids
>only asian there
>they called me ramen
>one day i grabbed and straightened out a pair of tweezers
>at first used it as a shank so the white kids who wanted me to do their homework would fuck off
>this is where the fun begins...
>One day i was bored in class and i sat next to some locked drowawers
>would often pretend that the locks on the drawers were vaginas and my tweezers the penis
>one day i got so rough with it i accidentally unlocked the drawer
>it was just like skyrim
>my shady friends watched me do this
>a cute 8/10 ebony girl seems very impressed and asked me too unlock shit for her
>usually just random drawers
>my other shady friends thought of a better use of my lvl 100 lockpicking skills
>marco, a blonde hispanic
beleive me i dont know either
>anyway, marco makes me unlock the doors in the chemistry closet (that i also unlocked)
>he steals a bunch of shit
>the next day marco told the entire school equivalent of the criminal underground
>People literally paying me 10 dollars to unlock shit for them
Here is my most memorable contract
>we had this strict ass teacher, we will call him Mr Bond
>Mr Bond had this glass case in his room with a bunch of weird but cool shit, including confiscated phones, confiscated magazines (sports illustrated swimsuits) and old sodas
>we called it "the vault"since he said he would only give me the money after i did it with him i >joined the raid
>since we had his class last we hid in his class the entire time, even missed attendance
>Mr Bond leaves his room and locks it behind him, fortunately for us it can be opened from the inside
>we spring into action and i molest that fucking lock
>hearing the lock pop like that practically gave marco an orgasm
>we raid the fuck out of the vault and i snatch some magazines
>twelve credit cards fall out from the magazines
>marco sees this and says "Forget about the thirty, you can keep half of those and give the other half to me, if you dont ill snitch
>i wanted to shank him with the tweezers but i gave in
>went home and bought a bunch of shit on steam
Why the fuck do any guys still like white women when Asian women pretty much replaced them? Asian women literally look like real life elves, seriously look how beautiful this one is. Jesus Christ.
>"Tee hee! I want a robot bg! I don't want to date Chad. All Chad wants is to slay some boipucci and leave, and I want to be loved REEEEEEEEE"
>b-b-but the robot needs to be cute to fug muh boicpucci
When did you realize gays were just as bad as women?
That's more about dumb trap animeposters than the average gay man. But yeah, they are borderline psychotic nymphos, they do not care about relationships, they just want loads and loads of sex. This also means they are less likely to be faithful.