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>>37817229
There is an argument to be made for that, though. The oldest Bible is Ethiopian.

>>37817229

Gee it's almost as if white nationalists are uneducated retards, who would have thought?

>>37817229
They were kings though, and they cucked the jews.
Now you complain about being the ones cucked by the jews, looks like you need those kings again.
White bois, when will they learn :^)

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>>37817189
>it's a small dicked anon trying to make people with normal sized dicks insecure episode #2142423524

>>37817214

You see women don't think in averages, you are either hot or not, big or small. It's all black and white for them.

be chad and no one will care

>>37817187
Mediocre digits

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i never got expelled for hitting a chad that was bullying me in the face with a chair becouse the teachers knew he alway starts the fight

>>37817187
Why would you think people who do that sort of thing would be content to stop?
Once a layer from bottom is drained, there is just a new bottom layer they start in on.

Why are you on this site when you're underage?
>inb4 Chem final for uni
Lol "no"

>>37817167
It was for uni

>>37817159
Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon

If you were able to do that you were never meant to be here in the first place. If you have any self respect, or respect for this community, this will be your last thread.

Ummmm just be yourseIf, Anon!!!

>>37817104
go ask some normies or some shit op. i don't know why some retards come here for relationship advice

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Well I guess you're not eating then nigga

>>37817078
prostitute yourself duh

>>37817078
I'll send you food for free if you're a qt fembot(male)

>>37817047
3 months
>inb4 "lurk moar newfag"

Over a decade now. Somehow my life has actually improved quite a bit in that time, possibly due to seeing how the negative attitudes people here have poison themselves. Still kinda depressed but i think it's genetic since i've never not felt it except for a few days at a time.

>>37817088
>implying you're not
I've been on here for six years. I hate myself but I hate you niggers even more. Lurk before posting.

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>>37816985
best kek I've had all day

It's not that tiny. They are probably interested. Play it cool, don't try to have it cancelled and joke about it.

>>37816985
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand your IG account ends with 420. KYS.

>implying Larkin is a boy
>implying she isn't the perfect mommy

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I don't have a boyfriend but no thank you.
Now if you can get this girl, sign me up.

>that one video with the guy strapped to the table while Larkin makes out with him
>you can hear him gagging while she licks the back of his throat

Larkin gave me a tongue rape fetish.

Goddamit not again oriiiiiiiiieeeeeeee

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>three white girls with room to spare
that's pretty impressive i doubt you get more than two gooks in a modern full size trunk

>>37816926
Beta Father's Day gift yet.

Why can't it be as simple as "Can you be my girlfriend?"

Why must it damage your reputation if you do that?

why can't it be as simple as "is 500 for the night ok?"
why must it damage your reputation if you do that?

>>37816920
If you are Chad it's literally simple as that with no reputation damage.

>>37816852
how the fuck does that make you a dicklet? you're above average. try being under 4 inches faggot.

>>37816852

You have no hope now anon.
Tinder has opened the doors even wider for Chads.
It's over. Fat nasty chics will wait patiently for a Chad whos temporarily on the low. They will swoop in like a fat buzzard and get their lays.
You will always be nothing to women. Women are a lost cause now. It was all part of the (((plan))).
The most noble thing to do is to abstain from sex and focus on making money.
Then laugh at everyone later on anon.
If you need to relieve sexual urges just fap.

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>>37816860
the "average" is too small for 99% of women

>>37816824
WMAF produces mentally ill children who need validation by being in porn.

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>>37816898
t. john
fuck you mentally ill cuckold

>>37816824
They just gaining some money for something they used to do for free.

snitches get bitches
degenerate law abuser

>>37816735
Tb.h I did do degenerate shit for a while, I fell for the drug meme earlier this year. It was really nice for a while, I suddenly had friends and I was actually doing something besides browsing 4chan and masturbating all day.

I was over it all after 5 months though , I only got caught up because I was hanging with some friends I hadn't seen in a while on 4/20

I had a bunch of separately packaged edibles when I got caught and a faggot i was with testified that I was dealing to get out of his shit

I don't even disagree with you desu, fuck drugs, I just want to forget about this shit

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>living in a country where weed is still something considered criminal
>go to court for fucking edibles and maybe a joint and just chilling or some shit
>mfw

fuck, I literally smoke next to cops around here. as long as you've got your ID with you as expected, and talk properly, there's no problem. at most they'll tell you it's better to move somewhere else while smoking it. nobody's gonna start any damn trouble for a plant, the guys probably had their share back in the day as well.

No one wants to see or talk about blacks. Fuck off.

>>37816714

go back to your containment board

sdfsdf

>Hollywood star
>Only had sex once

Kek, you're naive af