>tfw you haven't watched any anime in almost 2 whole seasons because it just takes up too much time
>tfw I know I'll just get really behind if I try so I just give up before I start
I wish there was more time in the day. How am I supposed to watch anime, TV, and movies, read books, comics, and manga, and play video games all while having a job and trying to be more social?
Life is too hard
>>39538927
You make priorities anon. Unfortunately a human life is too short to embrace all things in this world.
So you ask yourself, should I cook today? No, and suddenly you've made space for 2 or 3 episodes AND your fat ass will lose some weight.
Should I go on my relatives funeral/wedding/whatever? No, and suddenly you can watch at least 10 episodes instead.
Regular social life is for fags, do I really want to be a fag? No, and you've made room for probably 40+ episodes.
Do I need to shower and brush my teeth? Daijoubu desu gozaimasu! +1 episode/day
>when you get no replies
>>39539202
But what if I want to play video games instead and get behind on my anime! I can't pick what I want to do, I want to do it all anon! I want to read the entire Western Canon while watching 40 shows about cute girls!!!
post people who can do absolutely no wrong.
Name one redeeming quality.
mah boi video tape donny
>>39538841
insufferable obese fuck
What's your favorite pre-2010 meme?
All your base.
Really takes me back. Life was simpler then.
Doge meme
>>39538843
old
man
spotted
he said pre-2010s not pre-1800s lol
post your ideal partner, webm related should be self explanatory
>being this fucking violent
>she still smiles back
Girls are worthless
>>39538907
>be nice to women
beta detected
>>39538951
I won't even deny it at this point. Trying to break out of this level of betaness is not worth it anymore.
My waifu doesn't complain about it, though, so why should I?
What board is for discussing theatre?
/lgbt obviously
>>39538799
Oh man, my dad teaches theatre at a local college and he doesn't browse 4chan but if he did, he'd be so furious that you actually asked I mean, he's so possesive and rapey haha
Your best bet would be /lit/
RIP, Florida.
I'm running away. Currently thinking New Orleans. Any better suggestions?
>>39538690
How about someplace NOT in the southeast and prone to flooding. Or did you forget what happened to NO in Katrina?
>>39538678
Holy fuck, it just goes entirely across it perfectly. How many people do you think are going to be alligator food?
RIP in pieces Florida.
>Don't do drugs guys!
>By the way drugs feel really good
I really hope some dumb nigger didn't watch this video then go get hooked on meth. Shits messed me up so bad
>>39538782
ur a boombadoop huh? Why not just smoke... WEED! Smoke weed every day you ninny! You fucking ninny muggins! You boombadoop!
>>39538979
Lol that word sounds slightly more retarded now that I'm sober. If weed gave me the escape I craved it would've saved 8 years of spiraling down the rabbit hole
>match with girl on tinder
>pan, poly, dyed hair, qt in a knock off hayley williams way, spouts meme
>first match in like 6 days of using all my swipes, message her and conversation goes good, get her snap and exchange memes, get phone # and arrange a date
>call her, talks for a while, casually mentions hooking up with lots of other guys, threesomes, how she had fucked some girl I had a crush on in middle school, talks about drug use and her bipolar disease, MAKES FUN OF VIRGINS (cue awkward laughter on my part)
>says she really excited to see me tomorrow, she asks if I'm looking to hook up
>tell her jokingly that I'm notoriously hard to bed, so maybe if her skills are up to the task
>she says "ooooooh" in a way that gives me an instaboner and says bye
I'm a 22 y/o khv and i don't know if I should take this chance or not, I am legitimately worried about possible STDs, falling in love because i'm a cuck or getting laughed at because my virginity was found out
>>39538651
You should ghost her, that whore deserves it.
Just do it. May as well fake it till you make it
jesus dude, have some self respect
What do you guys talk about?
Orjinail
>>39538576
>Implying we have Gfs
pic related
the most unoriginal bump of all time
I'm actually using two laptops right now. The other one is uploading my backups (~30gb) to the cloud right now and the other one I'm using for shitposting
>be me
>go buy some cigarettes
>keep repeating "hi, i would like a pack of mayfairs please" in my head on the whole way there so i don't spill my speghetti-os
>for some reason i end up saying "hi, i would like a pack of mayweathers"
>realize what i have just said
>"SHIT i am sorry, i meant mayfairs"
pretty sure the cashier thought i was insane
>>39538571
>Shit I am sorry
>Sorry m-mister
Really ?
Probably didn't care dude. I had people asking me for non-existent brands all the time...
They probably assumed you were underageb& or buying them for a family nember or something...
>>39538616
what?
oregamo
If you ask a female stranger "do you want to have sex with me?" why do they react so mean and harsh? They act like you murdered their family and then they got speak their mind in a courtroom in front of you.
Why is this?
>>39538564
I think it's mostly a western female thing. You see western women are already sluts and have sex with random handsome men. When you straight up ask them for sex they are reminded of their behavior and thus will hit you or try to act prude to cover up their shame and insecurity. That and they have huge inflated egos. Anyways, most white women are trash as well as white chads. They are the filth of the white race.
Women do like having sex probably even more than men do but they don't want to seem like sluts. This is why you need to sub-communicate your intentions. The reason why "come over to mine for a cup of coffee" or "netflix and chill" is popular is because they get to accept an offer for sex without outright saying it, and they can tell themselves afterwards that "it just happened".
When you live in a society, there are several social rules you must adhere to in order to avoid being a pariah. Next time you see your autism therapist you can go over this in more detail.
At this point, /r9k/ is /pol/+/a/+/lgbt/
There is no argument
What other boards are combinations of other boards?
>>39538529
/vp/ is a combination of /v/ and.... /vp/.
Fuck, most of the boards are very topic specific, so it is hard to determine a combination.
>>39538529
/b/ is basically a combination of all the porn boards plus some /r9k/
>>39538529
/pol/ has become the new /b/ (gateway board for newfags, and a lot of threads there have nothing to do with politics), and /b/ has elements of all the porn boards. /tv/ also essentially houses /co/ threads as well.
I know I didn't technically answer what you asked.
Has any of you ever committed a crime? If so, what kind of crime has it been? As detailed as possible, please
>>39538520
I once killed a small boy and placed his body in...
HAH! You won't get me!
I did about 5 years in federal prison for some pot trafficking. Got released january of 2015.
Ask me anything I guess?
>>39538550
It is the internet. Nobody will find out anyway. No reason for shyness. We are all friends here.
Only good vibes s'il vous plait.
ITT negativity is frowned upon
take a picture of my cat as a gesture of goodwill
Your cat's pretty neato. Would pet.
>>39538480
This is a nice picture of your catto friendo.
>>39538492
Is that the 2016 Street Cat? I have that same model.
/stupidgeneral/ for those who are just stupid
what makes you stupid? what stupid things do you do and normal things you cant do?
do you have a low IQ? did you ever have to attend special ed?
birthday is coming up soon and i cant stop dwelling on how stupid i am a year later
>dropped out of community college because math made me feel suicidal and retarded
>actually have brain damage from asphyxiation
>cant use an oven because all the dials and numbers scare me along with fire
>cant get job because no experience and no skills of any kind
how about you?
About me? I'd say I'm pretty smart, to be honest.
>>39538479
>go to college but fail because of lack of concentration from frying my brain at 13-15 with weed
>be gifted failure, that all my old aspirational "friendos" dont want anything to do with
>can't continue one on one conversation because too socially retarded to understand how to converse with other people normally
>rely on spell check because I make spelling mistakes every second word
I've had bad cognitive issues my entire life up until recently that have made it near impossible to concentrate and learn.
I can't remember large chunks of my life, especially from my childhood. Most of my life has been a weightless daze.