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>See ex on tinder
>Suddenly can't get over her eventhough I forgot about her for more than a year
>Dream about her
>Wake up depressed
FUCK ME
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>>37507495
>"r9k is de perfect plac to pos dis"
op you fucking normie faggot
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>>37507524
yes it is the perfect place to post this
what you gonna do about it fucking piece of frog posting faggotshit fuck you reeee
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>>37507495
>ex text me out of nowhere
>holy fucking shit what
>talk a while, eventually agree to meet up soon
>splerg out, tell her how i feel, i still miss her all that shit
>she eventually gives a bullshit reason for why she cant see me
>she says shell be here for christmas though
>text her near then and she said she didnt end up coming for christmas
>go on tinder
>swipe a little bit
>see her on there
i wanted to kill myself
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Why is this board getting infested with normies as of lately?
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There's been a few posts about /r9k/ specifically on reddit. They are coming here either to re-educate robots because of rampant mee-soj-in-knee, or to insult/mock us for being all-round losers..
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>>37507408
Some organized effort I would suppose
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>>37507408
Its been that way for years now, Governments pay mental health professionals to sit and monitor these threads, what a waste of money
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Can we shitpost about animal power levels please? Let's kick things off with
>HIPPO VS RHINO
I say hippo 100% debate me you can't.
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definitely hippo
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>>37507309
could a rhino just skewer a hippo's face while it tries to bite the rhino? like, through the roof of its mouth out the top of its head
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the power of a hippo is overwhelming when compare to a man and it is a dick at all times to a man
a rhino is a comfy animal with great power but is a friend at the men
so you would worry that a hippo would be a rhino but it is based in the battles of man and hippo. if you put the anger into a rhino with hippo asshole ways, the rhino will defeat the hippo with a single move and barely notice
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>he thinks he has the right to be mad at women when he makes no effort to prove himself worthy of a gf
*giggles* No, sweetie. Sorry to shatter your precious world view :X. Women have standards, honey. Deal with it.
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I'm a fat, unwashed, bitter alcoholic, I know exactly why I don't have a girlfriend.
I just hate women. Plain old misogyny here.
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>>37507277
why do you pretend to be a girl on 4chan, dude?
pbbbt original
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>>37507290
> I'm a fat, unwashed, bitter alcoholic
Typical Chad.
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Robots my best friend's girlfriend came to me yesterday to tell me how depressed my friend is. She says he's having suicidal thoughts, wanting to use his father's gun to kill himself. He's very depressed because his mom has cancer, he hates school (majoring in history) and has pretty much dropped out by now. He has no job and this girl left him because she's mentally ill and she's gone back to having meltdowns and hurting herself 'cause she can't help him or deal with him. She says she's pushing him to go to therapy tuesday, so we'll see how that goes, but this situation really sucks, I'm not sure what to do since he won't talk about this personal stuff :(
Pick related is us looking stupid
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That sucks to hear.
Sometimes when someone is hurting that bad, the only people who can help are the professionals.
I've tried cognitive behavioural therapy when I was suicidal.
Not sure if it works for everyone though.
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> Robots my best friend's girlfriend
i'm sorry but i stopped caring and having a will to try to care right at this point
there's a board on this Malay Toesucking Website devoted to relationship, familial, societal, whatever discussion and advice. Social is even in the name of it. It literally exists for the sole reason of matching you with people who care about your dumb girlfriend problems. Go there and do not return.
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>>37507184
He needs help. If he's already formulated a plan for how to kill himself and has told people, it's become very serious. Do everything you can do get him some place safe, try to talk to him about going to the hospital.
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What's your favorite Elder Ssrolls game? Mine personally is Oblivion. I feel like it did the whole live another life in another world concept the best.
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>>37507179
Morrowind because I'm too retarded for Daggerfall but not retarded enough for Todd Howard's lies.
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daggerfall > morrowind > oblivion > skyrim
never played arena, but it is probably the best game based on the trend here
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>>37507179
You're supposed to say Morrowind and from an objective standpoint it's the best game
However Oblivion just felt better, I enjoyed the world more and it was really pretty and relaxing, plus the OST was amazing.
Obviously Oblivion had glaring issues. The quest marker/compass was a huge step back for the series, the introduction of fast travel, Oblivion itself was actually the weakest part of the game etc but it just had so much charm
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Howdy Robots, good evenin'. Say, are ya thirsty? Feelin' a bit parched? Looking for a tasty beverage? Why don't you take a sip of this tasty Not Bone Hurting Juice, I promise it won't hurt your bones.
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>>37507108
Gee I dunno anon, seems kind fishy...
Is it gluten free?
Does it have MSG?
Does it have pesticide spray?
Or bisphenol A?
Give me the info or I say no.
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>>37507108
Gee you liar oof ouch my bones ow
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>>37507108
GIVEM E THE SIPPY DADDY
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is Seattle, Washington a good place for a robot? I am tired of living in Florida. It's disgustingly hot nearly year round, full of bugs, sluts, and other undesirable groups of people. Seattle seems like a great city for me, mostly white/asian, low crime, high income, can get a nice apartment for cheap compared to other cities, cold weather without bugs and sun. Do any robots live in Seattle? Can you share experiences?
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Great city anon though I did get severely addicted to heroin there. Florida is fucking horrid literally move anywhere else. Seattle is cozy tho
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>>37507056
I live in a nice area in Florida too, but it's still awful. I guess it's hard to enjoy living somewhere when you're uncomfortable every day of the year except for Dec and Jan because of the unbearable heat. I still end up sweating even though I keep my house at 73-74 degrees.
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>>37507004
The weather is cool and damp the vast majority of the year so physically speaking it's remarkably comfy. Unfortunately things are super expensive, we're infested with degenerates, and if you think that SJWs are only online you are sadly mistaken.
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>"Alright anon, I'm ready! Remember? You promised to rub my belly with lotion and massage my feet every day until the baby's born! You don't want me to get stretchmarks do you silly?"
What do you do?
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>>37506962
>What do you do?
ASMR the fuck out of the bb ofcs
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>>37506962
rub her belly and feet, duh
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>>37506962
Wonder how she got into my house and why she decided that I of all people should be the patsy that pays for her bastard child; I'm a kissless virgin CC student that no woman can stomach.
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whaat is your favorite smell?
im so original
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I love the smell of gasoline.
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>>37506916
I like the smell between my balls and my thighs if I haven't bathed in a few days.
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>>37506916
Socks or panties that have been worn for a few days
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>be 14
>socially inept and depressed
>really bad stutter
>no hobbies except 4chan and TF2
>skip 9th grade Algebra because intelligence
>hear two sophomore kids in Geometry talking
>they're talking about TF2
>holy shit
>join their conversations sometimes
>slowly start talking to them outside school
>turns out one of the kids is a stoner
>smoke pot for first time with him
>start researching drugs all the time
>stop stuttering after smoking pot for a month
>start gaining friends faster and faster
>lose virginity, end up having multiple sexual partners
>drop acid and lose depression
>tfw instead of being an autistic NEET, be a druggie with alpha traits now
Why wouldn't you guys ever try drugs or anything?
They're so easy to get, you're bound to make friends from it, and they help with social anxiety most of the time
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>>37506844
people don't like me so when I ask for drugs I feel like I'm bothering them
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>>37506872
You just ask really. Talking to someone never really bothers people, especially for drugs. Also, everybody does drugs. I buy pot from my manager for instance.
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I want to try drugs. Definitely weed. Shrooms, cocaine and lcd to a lesser extent
>tfw no money or friends
Is a non lewd, non slutty, loyal discord boyfriend so much to ask for?
Top here
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Then post it. Im not lewd, not slutty. Not sure what you mean by loyal though.
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>>37507202
Ummmmm someone who doesn't cheat?
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>>37506792
>>37507202
>>37507218
or you could go to one of the 4 gay boards and be a faggot there instead of here
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I just blew my load and a bit got on my face, and out of curiosity I licked it up and tasted it. In retrospect it was pretty gay, but whatever. It tasted salty but mostly plain. Not really that bad but I don't see a reason to do it again.
Have you ever eaten your own cum? Thoughts?
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why do i still come to this board
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>>37506753
No
You're a fucking faggot and you'll probably do it again, until you're yanking it 40 times a day just to taste your own cum.
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>>37506753
Mines kind of sweet. Used to suck my own dick when I was a teenager. Too fat to do it now. I want to drain a trap desu
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>Dog starts peeing in my bed
>Not intentional just when he sleeps
What do I do? My first thought is to kill him or ban him from my bed.
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orrrrr take him to the vet you literal fucking retard
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>>37506712
Original fbbp
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>>37506692
Start jerking off next time it happens, you can thank me later
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We need some help with the logo on pixel canvas. We need some robots to save the day.
Original:
http://pixelcanvas.io/@0,0
New logo:
http://pixelcanvas.io/@-328,-775
There are also threads for this project on /bant/, /vp/, and /mlp/.
4chan is taking over this canvas.
Starting at coordinates 0,0 we will build a giant 4chan logo.
We need the help of ALL BOARDS to work together. Your mission (if you choose to accept it):
>Place pixels to build the logo
>Defend the logo from attackers
We can do this if we all cooperate. We are the strongest army on this canvas.
Our enemies are:
>SDLG, a clan who seeks to paint the board with their red and black logo
>The Void, a vortex of pure black pixels
>Various Reddit boards who will place random pink and blue pixels on our logo in attempts to destroy it
>>>/vp/pixel
>>>/mlp/pixel
>>>/bant/pixel
>>>/r9k/pixel
>>>/trash/pixel
>>>/b/pixel
allies
Discord:
discord dot gg/NazFppk
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Attack SDLG and make it green
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>>37506655
bump this sht
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>>37506655
Well the logo is really fucked up..
I'll place some shitty black or green pixels on SDGL but I won't do anything with the clover logo unless there are other people helping