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the sooner you accept it, the better

>>35823473
>its another "anon conflates sex and love" episode
This is why you faggots are so lonely. Sex isn't love. Just go fuck a slut it's not hard

>>35823782
>getting a boner in front of a stranger
fucking how?

TechnoIogy

Haberdashery

Drifting

Nah Latino girls are qties

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>>35823439
>tfw like Latina girls

They can be too much sometimes, and be too high maintenance, and expect you to be a macho man all of the time.

I don't know why I do this to myself. I should honestly just get myself a nice white or asian chick.

>pic related, the facial expression says it not

>>35823439
They are attractive but in a relationship they could be witches

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have fun dealing with douchebag customers

>>35823422
here is my anime training regimen
100 cowfee
100 gween tea
10 miles running

>>35823422
You have to start somewhere. Just imagine how much happier you're going to be a year from now. Even if you embarrass yourself no one's going to remember or care and you'll learn from those mistakes.

tfw spray

That picture literally filled my mouth up with water.

Uncut dicks are so beautiful

>>35823387
impressively gay

>>35823266
I love being child-free.
I also love triggering parents because my mere existence is sin to them while I'm actually the pure one.
I hate "mommy culture", I hate """people""" who try to convince me that I'll eventually have kida. I won't. I value my autonomy too much to become a fucking brood sow.

Be and my bf probably will not ever want kids yet everyone's constantly asking when we're adopting. Is there anything besides continue to tell them "we'll see" "maybe later", etc? They don't accept no as an answer anyways :(

>>35823266
I hate childfree fags because they have this need to victimize themselves and rub their lifestyles in other people's faces. No one except your family cares if you don't have kids. You can kill yourself and I won't give a fuck, you self-absorbed nigger.

Is this what I think it is?

>>35823267
and what do you think id is?

>>35823359
Is your ignorance valid or are you toying with me further?

>>35823190
Fuck pdx oregon city fag here.

Don't forget all the homeless and druggies

If anyone in the suburbs wants to smoke me out I'll give you a blowjob

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Why would they have?

>>35823185
"Pfft. What else is new?"

>>35823185
"Understandable. I don't like me either."

>>35823044
Jaquan go to bed

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>get to know girl from r9k after I called her out on posting her pic on reddit
>eventually become genuine friends, despite some initial creeping on my part(she was ok with it though)
>talk on skype almost everyday as fellow loser NEETs, share our feelings, lives, and day to day shit with each other
>goes on for a year, was always great talking to her and having someone to genuinely sympathize with on both sides
>one day she stops responding
>was fine with it, just figured she was working on herself or doing her own thing, and just hoped she was happy
>find out almost a year after we last talked that she never ghosted, but died the last day we talked(found her obituary on google)

It took months for me to read our last chat logs again, only a month's worth due to a hard drive reformat and skype main.db file corruption. She most likely already decided to kill herself a week or two beforehand due to a shitty family/life situation. She vocalized it vaguely/cryptically, but even though I sympathized and briefly told her not to do it, it wasn't enough. I might have been able to stop it if I took it more seriously, if I was more in depth and serious with my language, instead of stupid-ass, "hurr, pls don't," etc. I should have known better, as she had legit mental problems and had been to the psych ward a few times. I wish I didn't make her feel like I was dismissive, reducing her mental state to weed withdrawals when she was going through a lot more.

I really miss her. She was the only true friend I had in years and now I know for sure she's gone. She could talk to me about guys without me feeling cucked, and I always gave the best advice and thoughts I could. She's the only death I've ever cried to in my life. She told me she shared more with me than anyone ever, and I believed her, even now, and I shared more with her than anyone ever. She was the best friend I've ever had in my life.

>>35823453
Wow, that's heavy shit anon

>>35822985
Her hair is purple so you don't have to look her in the eye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1msY-2PzKo

Why everyone attracted to this girl? She has no tits or ass.

isn't alize the name of a pink alcohol?!

https://youtu.be/_-AFvEFYDsY

i love paul walker <3

So what? it's just ear licking. It's not sexual in any way.

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>>35822856
>It's not sexual in any way.
It was something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuWx_gzd_Wo

>>35822924
that one doesn't say but other ASMR Japanese ear licking videos make it clear in the description that they are not sexual

>>>/fa/

sethgsetgr

>>35822638
They look nice, what brand?

I've got some red wings steel toes that I wear for my manual labor job.

>>35822638

They look fine. Good choice on brown, it goes with everything except black pants.

>>35822594
Your acting like these ideas are novel and people here haven't been exposed to them.

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>>35822594
If I find a girl, i'll try to talk to them, and if nothing happens, so be it.
I don't think bitter of all women.
I don't have a hateboner for all chads.
I just want to live as peacefully as I can with everyone.
What am I?

>>35822594
>the beta is represented by a doctor

He has nice teeth. And the right attitude. And money.

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>>35822490
>tfw not autistic enough to get a gf

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We don't want to get gfs with down syndrome.