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>nicest girl in the world
>smartest girl I know
>great sense of humor
>feminine, but not girly
>she wears jeans and is great with power tools, but she still acts like a woman
>she only wears dresses and makeup on special occasions, but always looks beautiful
>republican, makes fun of SJWs, but doesn't use that term or any of the other buzzwords
>always smiling and giggling
>the farthest from being a slut as any non-Mormon girl can get
>I don't think she even owns a single bikini
>I'm always just amazed at what a fantastic person she is
>I'm always happy just being in the same room as her

I guess I'm in love.
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Sounds like someone you have no chance with. Good luck
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>>39468638
You ever smoke pot and jack off thinking about her? Will you post a pic so I can?
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>>39468638
Knock her up and she doesn't have a choice

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How do they do it? How are they so fucking happy? I want to die
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I'm praying for a tidal wave. I'm praying for mayhem. I want to see the ground give way. I want to watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away.
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>>39468625
Real fucking edgy mr man
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That's the fucked thing about it. Their all so happy all the time and then two you that you can't kill yourself because it would make them feel bad. People who say suicide is selfish are really selfish.

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Why haven't you started meditating yet?

>easy as fuck, all you have to do is breath in and breath out
>heals depression
>heal anxiety
>heals ADD
>heals mental illness
>protects against brain disorders
>improves immunity system
>makes you younger
>gives you a longer lifespan
>raises your iq
>raises your creativity
>allows both hemispheres to work in unison
>reduces fatigue and need for sleep
>can give you enlightenment

You have literally no excuse, /r9k/.
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That looks like the Guild Wars 2 loading spinner.
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>>39468588
I've been routinely meditating in the morning after I've done my exercises.

I think you kinda exaggerated the benefits, but it indeed helps me feel lighter in spite of bad shits that's been happening yesterday and preparing me for the neew day better.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Research_on_meditation
https://www.coursera.org/learn/mindfulness
https://www.coursera.org/learn/buddhist-meditation
https://www.coursera.org/learn/science-of-meditation

Will the two of you just meet up and have sex with each other already? All your overt flirting with each other 24/7 is beyond weird at this point.

Make a discord, exchange information, meet up in a moteI and just go sloppy and wild on each other. Get it over with.

Regards,
/r9k/
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>>39468557
Yeah that shit bothers me, I just don't feel like race is the ultimate judge. There are a lot of white people I don't want to be lumped in with because of my race desu.
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>>39468597

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monoamine_oxidase_A
> 5.5% of Black men, 0.1% of Caucasian men, and 0.00067% of Asian men carried the 2R allele.
>An association between the 2R allele of the VNTR region of the gene and an increase in the likelihood of committing serious crime or violence has been found.

Get real, libcuck
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>>39469374
Just go have sex with black men already.

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At what age are you beyond saving? IMO if you haven't figured out social relations at 17-18 you're done.
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40. No one is a 42-year-old 'late bloomer.'
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I only started to figure out social relations around 22, now I'm a charming guy that everybody likes.
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>>39468520
I'm 34 and probably even more autistic and socially awkward than I was at 20. Are you saying there is still time?

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What do you think of this collage I made?
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I'll bump with more collages
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this one's called "the nervous system"
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>>39468406
pretty dope, like the first one

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Seeing others find a creative outlet that helps them combat depression and unhappiness makes me happy. Post whatever it is that you're doing here.
Pic unrelated but tits get replies
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>>39468377
i just posted in the other hobby thread fucc
I made this a while ago
I used to draw almost every day but lately havent had the motivation
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Started playing around with blender to learn some basic 3D modelling. Have also been worldbuilding and planning to learn some creative writing soon.

I'm trying to prepare myself to make vidya mods desu.
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>>39468436
That's a cute picture. There are some errors in the anatomy (mainly the tits and the tummy seems a bit too long) but I like your artstyle and the colors you chose. Tomboys are the best
>>39468464
I remember you, you posted that comfy pepe last time! It's good to hear that you're making progress

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>no needy insecure unattractive gf
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>>39468373
It's all fun until she's literally couldn't let you go and start hindering your job or any activities you need to do by yourself.
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>>39468533
>my job
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>>39468533
how is that a bad thing?
orgasminally spagetti originally

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>tfw made a thread in April asking if I should end it all, one reply that said end it but that I'm too much of a faggot to actually do it so just make the same thread in a few years whining again
>attempt suicide in April by swallowing what I thought was a bottle of blood pressure medication
>get back on the internet recently
>tell people on the internet that post suicide memes that they're not actually suicidal and I've actually attempted it and theres a difference between me and them
>they tell me to attempt suicide again

Why is every place on the internet so fucking negative? Like its legitimately unhealthy to be around and read
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It's called 4chan you weak ass fag lol
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>>39468370
People just don't care that there's a person behind the words. They see a computer screen and anonymity and just go fucking insane. For example,
>>39468504
Would it kill you to be fucking supportive? It doesn't make 6ou less of a person to offer comfort to people who are suffering. It's not hurtful to accept that love is something you get.
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>>39468370
lmao you cant even kill yourself

Stoner girl appreciation thread
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>>39468327
I'm living with one right now and she's one of the most insufferable people I've ever known.
>short, ugly runt of a girl
>does nothing all day but smoke weed in the house, subsequently the house smells like shit
>obnoxious and generally stupid as fuck
>messy and inconsiderate, leave dishes in sink for weeks, has had bags of her clothes in common areas for months

All stoner fags need to kill themselves immediately.
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>>39468327
What can you appreciate from them though?
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>>39468327
Ew senpai

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'sup guys. I heard you guys like frogs.
Well some of you do at least. I guess some already hate it as
>that stupid meme
Anyways I was on the fleamarket sometime and found this book for children. I thought about this board here and decided to buy it for 2,50 euro
That is why I am gonna dump all the 8 sites from the book here now (without the german text).
Enjoy

>My second try because I couldn't upload. Who knew that euro-signs aren't allowed...
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>>39468324
The second froh
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>>39468331
frog*
and now the third one.
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>>39468338
Solving the googlecaptchas really suck. Sometimes it lets me post and sometimes I have to solve that shit.

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Is a belt around the neck a good way to go an hero?
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Please reply to my unoriginal thread
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>>39468322
No, it's not. There is always a better way.
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>>39468470
Ok, thanks for letting me know

original.

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Well guys I had sex last night. Everything suddenly, I don't know... makes sense? I'm going to start hitting up the gym and dressing better. It's been real /r9k/. I'll miss some of you.
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>I'm going to start hitting up the gym and dressing better.
Some great insights there. Sounds like a truly transcendental experience OP.
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>>39468342
Lol maybe not in that way. But, I don't know i guess it made me feel like life is worth living. It was such a fun bonding experience and you realize that although life has many ups and downs and lots of people are terrible there are still times out there where you really get to enjoy the world for the chaotic beauty that it is. Well, not robots since they don't get to fuck but 98% of the world.
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God, just listen to yourself...
You must be a real loser (or teenager) if you think having sex is that big of a deal.

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please almighty 4chan help me
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>>39468312
You complete retard. You're supposed to google "guides to 4chan" and shit before you post, else you look like (and are) a newfag.
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Just stay here for a while and observe, this place will do the magic to you. I know since that's what happened with me.
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>>39468312
Start by slitting your wrists.

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How wet do girls get during masturbation?
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>>39468297
>all girls are the same
>all masturbation is the same
shit thread kill you'reself
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>>39468297
I bet that smells absolutely rancid.
Fucking disgusting.
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>>39468297
Do women really expect us to stick our dick into this disgusting mess?

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