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tfw we'll still be browsing 4chan when we're 50
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future memes will be so depraved
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>>35179879
But at least you havent ben exposed like goodgamesgreg desu, is your life as bad as this? http://imgur.com/a/tfV4o
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>>35179879
>Implying we all havent already an heroed
> Be me
> 23 yo college autist
> Live with 2 roommates
> One roommate is a veteran, is very chill and minds his own business
> Other roommate is a literal chad, named chad (literally)
> Grow to dislike Chad over the semester
> Often hide in my room to avoid falling into the black hole that is interaction with chad
> This turns into being totally isolated most of the time
> One day, chad moves back home
> Doesn't cut his lease
> Hasn't been around for over a month
> Today, on campus, have a thought
> What if Chad is there when you get home?
> Lol yeah just imagine, that would suck
> After a 10 hour long day on campus, get home
> Open the door
> Fucking chad sitting on the couch
> yooooo bro come hit this shit
> has a bong
> I don't smoke
> I say no thanks
> chad starts calling me a pussy
> chad keeps egging me on
> decide ill just do it to make him shut up
> get super fucking high
> lock myself in my room
> I've never been high before
> Oh god help me
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It's your fault for not standing up to yourself and saying no. If you're above Chad, why do you let him egg you on and call you a pussy.
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>>35179793
>not taking the bong and throwing it in the neighbor's yard, or in the street, or in the toilet..
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Looks like Chad was being nice to you and you blew it, anon. Now you're not going to get any pussy.
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I just spent a good hour fapping to bisexual porn what does this say about me?
I can post some of the stuff I fapped to if you want as well.
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>>35179509
>what does this say about me?
Youre man enough to admit your (partial) faggotry. Those trapniggers are so far in the closet its not even funny
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Another step taken into robotdom.
Post dat shit nigga
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>>35179649
Here is some of the stuff
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pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=684059788&pkey=43114542
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pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58793d232f1d1&pkey=43114542
pornhub.com/playlist/43114542
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How do I get dating site pussy? I try to get into this and nobody seems to have any real interest in anything short.
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>>35179368
kill yourself you stupid fucking faggot
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>>35179368
swipe every woman
like every woman
even ugly girls for practice
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Why hello fellow robots! Say, you wouldn't happen to know anything about the Beta Uprising would you? I, uh...forgot when that's supposed to go down.
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We're meeting at Steven's house before, he said his mom is making Koolaid for us
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>>35179189
Stephen, not Steven. Steven is a normie, Stephen is a robot.
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>>35179257
Uh, yea. And you're supposed to bring chips. And not those plain ones, the barbecue ones! And, and like beer and stuff too!
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I just don't understand recovery from mental illness. It's like, put in hundreds of hours in therapy, meet with a doctor every 2 weeks, and do DBT or CBT all in the name of a feeling. So much time effort and money to maybe be happy. A feeling most of us don't even remember having in the first place.
Any robots know this feel?
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How do you get fit? You manipulate your body through exercise. How do you overcome mental problems? You manipulate the mind by doing mental exercises.
When you are there talking to the doctors and professionals for hundreds of hours. Assuming you really want to get better. You are practising exercising your logic and reasoning. You are improving your skills in rationality and control over your emotions. How does anyone get good at anything? Practice practice practice.
Those hundreds of hours build up. Some people do it alone, like going to the gym alone, others want a personal trainer to do it with them. Mental discipline doesn't happen over night. Sure you can take "steroids" but once those wear off or the side effects become too unbearable, it probably won't end up well for you in the long run
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>>35179127
I'm asking why it's worth it, not how to do it, faggot.
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>>35180179
to not be angry bitter and hateful all the time, to not be alive and wish you were dead, to be able to attract people and not repulse them away
to live
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Protestant>>>>>>>>>>>>>catholicucks
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Protest Ant?
Cat Holic?
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>>35178946
Mr. Lutero ruined europe with his thingo.
It's always the germans.
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>want to be girl (male), really think I can pull it off
>all advice online says to act like a girl emulate your female friends
>don't have any female friends
>don't have any friends
Foiled again
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>>35178923
Maybe you should just kill yourself then my man
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>>35178923
Haha, get pozzed you dumb faggot
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What names are normie?
>Brittany
>Chad
>Jamal
>Stacey
>Josh
>Brad
>Steven
>Kate
With my own peer reviewed study I can safely say those are all normie names
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>>35178888
Steven could definitely be a beta I think, otherwise those seemed to be on point.
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>>35178888
Quads checked
Don't forget Tyrone, Jamal's best friend
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>>35178888
I hope we all agree that Manuel is the most robot tier name in existence
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>Anon is it true that you've never kissed a girl??
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>>35178853
that is a vicious lie, I'll prove it, let me show you my mad kissing skills
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>>35178853
i dont think ive directly had, two girls licked my ears though on the primary school ending party where most of the class was invited to, i didnt pay much mind to it since everyone was drunk, im 21 now and i dont think ive touched a girl since.
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>>35178853
I kissed a girl back when I was in kindergarten. Nothing else since then
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I need to contain my gyno because I've got pokies for days. Anyone have good bra recommendations? I'm not a trap btw.
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my reccomendation is get /fit/ faggot
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>>35178829
Do what Chrischan did, get a really padded sports-bra. Measure yourself beforehand, it would be very uncomfortable if you tried to get the Stacy in the bra section to measure your man bust and so you don't have to return it if you pick the wrong size.
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Roastie/relationship cringe
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We get a lot of beta male cringe threads, can we get one about females? Couples cringe also works
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>>35178604
Some backstory on these photos, this girl is in a long distance relationship with someone she has never met who lives in another country. They've known each other for 2 months. He's married to another woman but separated
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>>35178702
It's unacceptable for a grown ass woman to be doing this shit
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Autism Test: IRL
>Be me
>Be a senior in high school
>Girl gets insulted about how she is ugly
>She then rates herself as a 6/10
>Nearby classmates says she can't rate herself, so she asks them to.
>They back out because they have gf's
>"Anon, what would you rate her"
>sperg.exe
>"I don't care, I think you're annoying"
>ididntwanttobeadickbutwasanyways.jpeg
>Her face turns red
>She storms out of room
>Find out later she was sobbing in the hall
I'm fucking stupid
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>>35178544
who cares about her?
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>>35178544
You actually think this shit is important? Here's a tip man.. focus on yourself.
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>>35178544
And what is so bad about pissing off a roastie?
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What are "social skills"
Literally I see normies conversing and their conversations all seem so contrived and shallow. Just a contest, a game between each other to subtly show off and appear disinterested while still appearing worth getting to know
Wtf is this nonsense? Are "social skills" a meme and it's really all about physical attraction and the resultant confidence is called "social skills"?
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Basically being able to hold a conversation without the other party getting bored. Also things like looking at people in the eye, speaking at appropriate volume, knowing what is appropriate to say, etc.
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For some just going back to some corner of mind, which doesn't come to much, after occasional good convo
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>>35178452
protip: thats because most people have shit social skills. yes, even normies
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Had a dream about a cute red haired trap that loved me & I loved her. Now I'm back in my room sitting at a computer eating corndogs and drinking cherry coke like the worthless faggot I am. How do I find her? I never want to see this reality again.
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>trap
>her
what does this mean anon
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>>35178567
>>35178567
Well. She had a penis. But the magic of the dream made her have a nice vagoo. So I guess not a trap at all