>Hey anon! Why don't you come over here and lick Peach's sweaty butthole, then slurp all the smegma off my dick?
What do?
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>>37898639
You lost me at smegma.
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>>37898774
How can you say you love someone if you're willing to tongue bath their butt but not their dick?
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>>37898639
I wish that ball-bra and that cock-stocking things existed.
I would totally wear that when feeling lewd.
before you guys ask I'm a real tranny, not the cute trap but the one taking hormones, having plastic surgery, changing ID and sheeit.Also my only pics on 4chan ever were in passgen so don't ask.
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>tfw 5'5
So how do I move on from this
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>>37898619
Date a womanlet
Transition to female yourself
Become a gay bottom
Those are your only options.
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Can't. But if you find a way lemme know pls
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>>37898619
4'8'' beat that...
*sniff sniff*
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the only people attracted to "thicc" women are overweight and skinnyfat guys, prove me wrong.
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>>37898606
at least post a correct example of thicc
most heterosexual men are attracted to this body. mind you not the face. i mean from the neck down most men, fat fucks skinny fucks average fucks, would fuck her
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Post your stories about Chads you have known or encountered being alpha.
>working as a retail wagecuck
>Walmart drains my soul like some pagan bloodletting ritual every day
>but at least I get paid for it
>along comes Chad
>18 years old and heading off to college on a football scholarship, he wanted spending money and work experience
>women constantly talk about him in the break room while I read manga by myself in the corner
>typical winner in every sense of the word, pretty and athletic with confidence to match
>the manager is a scraggly neckbeard who has been with the store for nearly two decades without advancing or changing paths
>he constantly assigns Chad excessive tasks while everyone else gets easy jobs
>Chad gets fed up with it
>he confronts the manager, who tries to pull rank on him
>Chad smiles and tells him he quits
>manager tells him to leave
>Chad realizes they're both standing next to the fire exit
>without breaking eye contact, Chad goes to the fire exit and casually strolls out with a smirk on his face
>fire alarms go off
>panic in the store
>manager is red in the face like he's about to have a stroke
>two years later and Chad is in the starting lineup for LSU football
Godspeed, Chad.
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>2016, makes "Informative bikini try on videos" where she wears revealing bikinis
>"This video is for informative purposes only"
>"Don't be a creep"
>"You don't need to tell me they're revealing"
>"Women are not objects"
>fast forward a year
>she's a full time Instagram model where she poses in thong bikinis for a living
>entire life and career revolves around her showing off her ass
What did she mean by this?
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>>37898568
it means literally never pay attention to a woman's words. never. only her actions
the dumb slut knows she's a hot piece of ass. she just says that stupid shit so other girls wont call her a slut
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She means anyone who is not CHAD is a creep who's objectifying her.
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>>37898568
I WANNA RAPE HER SO FUCKING BADD
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I want to feel marcs big dick on my wet tounge and suck it
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>>37898562
I want to see you lick that 4chan mod's ban hammer you massive cum licking faggot.
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>>37898562
but you are a man, right?
tell the truth
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huge slut tbqh
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>make thread
>no one replies
>make same thread
>use a wojak or pepe jpeg
>tons of replies
Come on guys get it together.
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Hey ANON, it's summer, you should be enjoying it
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>>37898542
Suck my fucking cock Op
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>>37898542
shut up BLACKED bitch, never talk to me again
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>>37898542
I work outside in the heat all day. Fuck summer you god damned normalfag
I want to see how shit your taste is.
I want you to post a girl you find true 10/10 perfection.
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No such thing.
Attraction is emotional
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>>37898530
I don't give a fuck what people look like.
I couldn't if I wanted to.
I can't willingly be attracted to someone under the knowledge that whether they like me back is dictated by arbitrary attributes people have no control over.
Unfortunately most women are miraculously boring so I have basically zero interest in coming onto them.
This girl I follow on youtube that does programming tutorials is the most appealing girl I can think of basically just on the premise that she's a girl with a good personality that does something worth talking about on some level: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xfgojj7DoA
There are some musicians I guess but mostly if feels like the more you get to know them the more you regret it. I had crush on the girl from Paramore when I was a kid until I found out she was a terrible person.
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>>37898530
some alpha phi instagram slut if we're only talking 3d
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What the fuck is wrong with women?
original commento desu
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>>37898535
To be fair, Jake almost definitely hated her before this, and the only awkwardness is the new social etiquette from this being out in the open.
t. another Jake
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>a person under 18 that hates happy people that attempt to be sociable
Sounds like a robot
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Jake's gonna fug her. Sounds alpha.
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Gonna be a NEET after getting fired. Is there anything I should know/prepare for the oncoming NEET life style?
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>>37898460
buy a suicide kit before you run out of money so you're prepared. get wet wipes so you never have to leave your room. find a hobby to do so you don't go crazy. minifridge is nice as well
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get yourself a world of warcraf subscription
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>>37898460
It's great if you're about 20 years old or younger.
If you're 25 or older, it's a daily nightmare and ticking timebomb
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Let's start one, I'll be first, this happened today
>Work in Apparel in Walmart
>by myself so I'm working on putting tags on shirts
>Indian couple come up to me
>In very broken English they ask how many inches around a pair of pants they have is.
>Look on tags
>not on there
>scan it and then look on scan gun
>also not on there
>Tell them I don't know and they have to try it on to figure it out
>Get visibly frustrated and demand i get a tape measure to check the waist length
>don't have one
>They put the pants back and glare at me then leave
I haven't used a fucking tape measure since middle school tech ed.
Also why the fuck have all my most frustrating customers Indian?
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>>37898415
Told my boss I'd come in at 6 am tomorrow when I already promised to stay until 7 pm, ofr the second day in a row.
Oh well, at least I'll be making lots of overtime money this week.
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>>37898415
making a big deal out of nothing
what do you expect in wagecuck retail you dumbfuck
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>>37898504
Overtime is not the worst way to make some money for milk my baby here are a few things you need to remember one the video games cost money two better tonhave something to do than just SOTTING THE FUCK AROJND LIKE WHAT HE UCK three you can meet bitch at work four get money get power get bitches lay them down and rail I'm to the fuckin ground hahahahaha
Okokokokokokokol ao here is how you do it be like a fucking BRICK LAYER my dude and lay
Those
Bitchslut
Down
Is it worth the effort to learn how to use SAI?
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>>37898400
SAI is pretty fun
pic related
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SAI is for ________
Photoshop is for ______
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>>37898400
I don't think there's much to it, it's a very simple program compared to something like photoshop, gimp, or CSP
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Steps to leave robothood behind
>shower 2-3 x daily
>get a haircut
>get some decent clothes
>lift(while in the shower)
>See a therapist(once a week)
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>>37898394
This is a mix of good advice and horrible advice.
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>>37898394
>get a haircut
Daily?
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>>37898394
Tomorrow I am going to get 3 haircuts and also take seven showers. Normality here I come!
Do robots think they could survive this trap from Saw? Do you think you could cut out your own eye if you had to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6w41uDYWSI
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Lol nigga I'd just pick the lock like wtf is you even doin baby
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>>37898393
I think a more robot-accurate Saw trap would be one where you have to like cum a certain amount of jizz that sets off a rube goldberg machine that frees you - but the horrible twist is that you can't watch porn and you can't even use your hands.