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Self-awareness/taking on the mindset of normies ruined your life or at least your mental health.

Prove me wrong, /r9k/.
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>>35373770
pretty accurate but theres more. you deserve all the shit for shit personality you have, you had anxiety because you were afraid to express your shitty personality
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>>35373923
Man, I stopped giving a fuck recently, I feel a lot better. I'm just trying to enlighten people here.

Being a big fucking spazz is a lot better than being anxiety ridden and envious of normies to the point of depression/suicide. Normshits try to force their lifestyles on everyone else and why give a shit about what they do? You're alive for probably 80 years if you're lucky, asleep for a third of that, under the control of your parents and teachers for 18 of those... life is too short to give a shit about what fucking t shirts Chad buys. People should be more content with being robots and being fucking tards tbqh. Nothing wrong with it, it's just a different path in life.
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>>35373990
its just whole my life i gonna be alone, because nobody likes me at all.

thats why you want to be a normie, to not be alone...

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What's your favorite buzzword? Mine is autism/autist
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>>35373757
>normalfag
>any variation on reddit
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>>35373757
What do you mean by buzzword?
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>cuck
>roastie
>used goods
>whiteknight

All translate to "you triggered my virginal autism but I have nothing intelligent to retort".

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>tfw in some alternative universe theres a female version of me living a luxurious Stacy life
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>>35373711
>tfw in some alternative universe people would reply in my thread
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>>35373819
Tfw there's an alternate universe where everything worked out and you tried your best

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civilization was a mistake. we're hunter gatherers at heart
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>>35373675
Hunt and gather than. No one is forcing you to use internet, take medicean, or live in heated/cooled houses.
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>>35373695
Actually you kind of are. Most of everything is private property, or govt owned land which is managed they can't just have homeless nomads wandering around messing up the ecosystem
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>>35373891
this, im in Australia and its literally impossible to become a true hunter gatherer unless you're Australian aboriginal

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>walking home from work
>walk through a group of 3 prostitutes
>one was wearing literally just like, a net. I could see her thong
>the male was a little twink with a sexed up open chested tux
>didn't get a good look at the last one

>as I'm walking by, the one I didn't get a good look at starts going
>WOW-WEE
>WOW-WEE
>WOW-WEE
>in a really patronizing voice

Why would she do this?

It felt weird

I don't think I like living in Hollywood much.
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>>35373674
You made this exact thread not too long ago.
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>>35373674

Because they lack social skills, usually.

They live in an entirely different world where they are forced at all times to be boisterous and in charge.

Plus they know you weren't going to buy shit at that point so it probably upset her.
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>>35373674
>walk through a group of 3 prostitutes
>through a group
she was commenting on your autism. you should have walked around it.

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a) Trump

b) A completely randomly selected middle class person
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b of course. Trump isn't nearly as bad as some chucklefucks make him out to be, and better than the alternative, but he's by no means good.
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Trump is senile
His press team are in 24/7 damage control
>oh the president didn't mean that.
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>>35373652
Climpf BTFO

How can he ever recover?

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Why do pussies have to make me so horny? I'm sick of no sex this shit isn't fair
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Only t-pussies make me horny.
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Even if you did get sex, the horniness wouldn't stop.
To stop the horniness try becoming depressed. You won't even want to masturbate because it will make you even sadder. Alternatively you don't have to become proper depressed, just "given up". Then even looking at attractive women will make you really sad because it will remind you of being a loser and your sex-drive will diminish.
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>>35373612
I know that feel OP.

>just want to bury my dick in some prime puss but never will

I want off this ride

Please, it is my dream to appear on the Dateline NBC show "To Catch a Predator" so I can meet my hero Chris Hansen, but I am not a pedophile and have no desire to have sex with children. He is an inspiration to me and it would mean the world to me if I could appear on the show with him. We have to meet on the show. I do not want to talk to a fake child, or a real child for that matter and feign interest in order to make this happen. I only want to have dirty cyber sex with Chris Hansen, then meet him in a house and fuck him while it's secretly filmed and broadcast nationally by NBC. This is my fetish, please do not kinkshame me. I don't know what to do. Can you help me?
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Mr Hansen here. No thanks. Only interested in real pedos for my show
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>>35373566
Mr. Hansen, please fuck me on live cable television. Every time I see you break down a fully-grown man into a weeping puddle of shit regretting every choice he made that led him to this moment, I am filled with pride and admiration. You are a pillar of virtue, of conviction, and I want to fuck you up the ass like a dirty NBC slut and fill your guts up with my pillar and I want you to suck my cock in the car. I want to fuck you into pieces, I want to fill you with my day-old, rock hard brownie cock and take a drive with you and fuck you and fuck you. I want it all filmed, I am deeply ashamed of my love but I will not hide it. I will wrestle you to the ground like the New Jersey police wrestled that pedophile to the ground and I will make you cum and if I dont I don't care. You are nothing to me. I am deeply, madly in love with you. I am the Ice Truck Killer from the Dexter's first season, but not the books. I want to get high and see where things go with us. I want to ask what's on your mind and fuck what's on your mind, you dumb stupid hardcore bitch.
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I want you to keep your hands right where I can see them. So, what was your plan tonight?

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when does ur dick stop growing
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Bumping cause my friend wants to know too
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>>35373530

Today. Condolences, OP.
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Some say 22

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I'm gonna go bros

wish me luck
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why is the gap between his legs so big
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>>35373544
It's not that's just a microbenis
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>>35373570
It looks longer than average...

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Are they right?
Is trp a cult?
http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-mens-rights-activists-use-cult-tactics-its-members/
Sometimes I would see people all talking and thinking the same way about this shit I would lose my temper and start screaming at them about how it's a front for a few shitty getting-laid-for-dummies book sales for a few guys to make money off bragging about getting laid but when you see the extent that it's spreading and just what pieces of shit people act like to get their dick wet it does start to look kind of cult-ish, there is this weird thing going on where they say don't put the pussy on a pedestal but their whole life is about putting pussy on a pedestal and fucking as much of it as possible- getting laid = alpha and not getting laid = beta - basically their entire validation for being an alpha man comes from a vagina, which to me always seemed super beta.

The part that really stuck out to me is how they claim sexual strategy is a-moral yet that's only as far as they think it benefits them to getting laid and would never settle for an a-moral female sexual partner long term. Essentially they just seem like a bunch of perverts at the core of it all and managed to suck up a few misguided guys into thinking a specific way to be in the "club" or "cult".
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>go on 4chan
>call everyone faggots
>get angry when they post gay trap porn
really makes you think
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>>35374007
I'm not a faggot I like all kinds of women too.
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damn, comfy pic

How do I get a girlfriend like this, fellow robots?
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At the parking lot.
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>push her down some stairs
>cut her brakes so she gets in a car accident

idk anything that will make her get a spinal cord injury
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>>35373527

God damn, I wasn't ready for these keks.

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Who has / had the biggest employment (or school) gap on /r9k/ and what are you doing now?

Me: Been unemployed for 9 weeks. Still haven't found a job. Probably going back to school.
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>25 years old
>never worked
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>>35373439
neet for 5 years after dropped uni
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>>35373439
Haven't worked since I quit my job in October

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Do you have good intuition when it comes to women psyche or could you easily get fuck over by a pretty face?

My hobby is basically psychology and human behavior / micro facial expressions so I'm at a point where a retarded fake empty smile gives away everything from them.
There is a percentage I would say around 10-15% of women who don't carry the tipical retarded women traits and are a good company and nice to have them around as actual humans.
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>>35373394
That image looks pretty photoshopped, and they could of actually shown a picture of her sucking a dick or whatever if she was really in porn.
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I just assume they're all vile whores.
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I've never been fucked over by a girl or anything but I'm still very cautious of them. I've read so much shit on /r9k/ and other places that I'm super paranoid in relationships. I'm 100% on alert for red flags that I've learned to watch for. I try my best not to show it though because it would make me look like some insecure dork. I take the hope for the best , prepare for the worst mentality desu

I'm willing to drop girls like a sack of potatoes if there is something going on that I don't like. This isn't to say that I can move on emotionally instantly but I try to keep 'plenty of fish in the sea' at the back of my mind. The sad part is that girl I attract seem to be kind of clingy or maybe I'm worth getting clingy over, either way, it kind of sucks when I see them felt bad about it.

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>try to start a thread on /co/ or /ck/
>everyone is a huge cunt

Why are people who eat food and people who like capeshit such cunts?
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>>35373388
Because they are normalfags, Mein Fuhrer
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You are just a big faggot.
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>>35373407
>this is an original comment

Really makes the mind unwind

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