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Why are women so repulsed by people such as ourselves? I don't even have high standards, I tend to go for the 3.5 - 5/10s (I'm often described as a 6.5/10 myself). God, the things that I'd do for a 4/10 gf to cuddle.
Robot uprising when?
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>>38812547
Stop bpgiving them attention and start ignoring them. Then when they no longer have a source of attention they will change their acts.
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>>38812608
These women have zero interest in me, so there really isn't anything for me to ignore. Anyway, they want the attention of brads and chads, they couldn't care less about attention from more average men.
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Actually, one woman did once show some interest in me, but that was because she's a 1/10 highschool dropout whore with a child and a pregnancy at 18, and she only tried to get with me because of my money.
I don't want to hate women, but the only one that I've ever had a positive experience with is my own mother.
Benefits of WW3:
>Chads all sent off to war
>plenty of jobs for us NEETS and companies will have to actually treat us nice because workforce is lower
>girls stay behind and get lonely, turn to us
>ww3 literally gets us easy jobs and pussy
Russia please.
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>>38812524
What if you get drafted?
It's almost a sound idea. With Chads gone think of what the gyms of America will be like. All NEETS and robots will have jobs AND get fit. The Chads will come home to a completely different world
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>everything nuked so much that only radioactive dust is left
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>>38812665
>Drafted
All you have to do is say that you want to kill yourself and that you'd probably blow your brains out if they ever handed you a gun. You'll never get drafted then. also it's probably not a lie.
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Anyone else here have gullible parents? My mom just called me to tell me how she heard about some supplement on the radio that can help "detoxify" your body and that she spend $600 but it's worth it and she even got me some.
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Nothing that extreme but my mom has bought a Himalayan rock salt lamp. It is literally a hunk of reddish salt with a light in it. She said it would help her stop snoring. Saw it in a store magazine once too. It said it worked by releasing "positive ions."
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My friend's mother refuses to allow her family to eat fruit because Doctor Oz says all fruit is too high in sugar to be remotely healthy.
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>>38812894
I own one of those too, but only because I think it looks neat. I got it at a yard sale.
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I've been a nihilist for about 7 years
ask me anything
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>>38812485
No one fucking cares.
return to reddit.
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>>38812485
Other than Rick and Morty, what other shows do you enjoy?
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no why should I care
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Fellow pedes is fucking happening!!! 2017-08-03 01:38:39 Post No.38812445
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Fellow pedes is fucking happening!!!
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Why aren't you a progressive yet fellow robot pedes?
They're start by giving you taxpayer-funded child sex dolls, and then maybe even legalize man-boi love!
Join the revolution!!!!
MAGA
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>>38812445
>the jews are trying this hard to stigmatize kid diddlers
when 1488
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>>38812445
See now I understand why people hate Jews. Think the SS would let a black work with the executioners?
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>>38812540
>Think the SS would let a black work with the executioners
I don't see why not
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>at my friends house drinking on the patio
>his hot single mom neighbor is outside in the backyard
>her kid is playing in the little inflatable pool
>i'm trying to smash
>little guy sneaks over to me and blasts me with super soaker
>get idea
>stand up out of my chair
>"Hey [Chad Jr], should I throw mom in the pool?"
>he just stares at me
>she's sitting in a lawn chair
>walk up over to her
>she sort of laughs
>can't back out now
>grab her arm and pull her forward and scoop between her legs
>hoist her over my shoulders into a fireman's carry
>she's telling me I better not
>think she's just being flirty
>I walk over to the little inflatable pool
>I fake lowering her in
>the little guy is just staring
>go full autism and dump her sideways into the pool
>the kid let's out a high pitched scream
>girl is furious
>finally gets up and kicks water at me and cusses at me
>takes kid and goes inside
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>single mom
You dodged a fucking bullet m8
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>>38812354
>not accidentally dropping her just short of the pool, breaking her neck on the side of it
you dun goofed
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I dunno OP she might be impressed at your manly ability to carry her so easily.
Try talking to her again. Offer taking her out for a drink as an apology.
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Who /driver/ here?
Gonna go take my permit test tomorrow and go practice driving.
Any tips? Stories? Etc.
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how many times did it take you to get your license?
>one
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>>38812343
God I fucking hate how many teenagers are on this board.
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>>38812343
It's convenient and useful. 8/10 would recommend.
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>can't stop thinking about becoming a qt trap and taking cock in my ass 24/7
How do I get rid of these thoughts for good
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think of what youll look like at your 40's
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Wait a few years. Stop reading hentai.
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>>38812234
>starting to instinctvly click on trap threads over on /gif/
>"the fuck? why did i click on this gay stuff?"
>pops half chub
>immediatly closes tab and rethink life
YOU FUCKERS WON'T DRAG ME DOWN THAT SHITHOLE
NOT TODAY
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is there anything that looks more fucking retarded than music festivals?
why tf do normies enjoy these? jumping up and down listening to music next to other sweaty people is fun? wat
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I'm with you I went through one and I even liked the artist but I thought I thought was miserable. If I was a drug guy I'd probably be more into it
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Agreed. It looks like the complete opposite of comfy.
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>>38812201
Normie-core cancer
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post your darkest secret under spoilers in this thread to die instantly
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Why do people make these thread, but never start out these threads.
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>>38812172You didn't post under spoilers, anon.
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>>38812183
I will when op(you) post your secret.
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no matter how bad life gets, just remember, you can make the pain stop whenever you want
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Not from usa but where is the failsafe place to shoot? shotgun in the mouth could miss the brain and to the temple sounds like it would make you have high medical bills
what about shotgun to the forehead?
what happens if you aim too low in the mouth and just blow off the top of the spine?
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im going to fucking do it i just want to wait until she comes back first.
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Is it really instant death jumping from there?
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Drug thread. Any robots on drugs right now ? Just bud for me.
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>>38812021
>wanting to talk about his drug use.
absolute normie.
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>>38812021
I fucking love weed
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>>38812043
thats a nice little chode bong
Why do only bait threads get any replies on /r9k/?
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>>38811975
because everyone is an idiot
try beporting the bait threads
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>>38812001
Were is beport button?
I only fnid REEEEEEEEEEEEport butt.
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>>38811975
Because people get baited.
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Is suicide the easy way out?
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nope
its actually the hardest thing to decide
thinking about using a gun in the mouth? howd it feel to have an ambulance keep you alive and you still foot the bill
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why would it be? we all die anyhow
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if kys is that easy the whole world would have been empty by now
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Just told my dad that I rescheduled the mcat because I didn't feel ready. I could hear the disappointing dripping off of his every word. I want to off myself lads
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last night my dad messaged me, but he forgot to change my brother's name in the message. He cares so much about be that he doesnt even bother to type me a silly message, maybe that's dissapointment
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>>38812088
>He has a dad
Must be nice,no I'm not black.
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>>38812088
Maybe he just typed fast and mixed the name up?