Does anyone have a link to the video or a reupload?
Pretty sure they're just bsing but I need it for my collection if it's real.
>>36240013
Bumporiginero
who is "she" you nigger
>>36241082
Ciara aka Eliza
Original
Oh fuck robots
I just shat and there was blood in the toilet bowl, like the water was red (not opaque red but still pretty red)
I know I have mild haemorrhoids, like when I wipe sometimes there's a little bit of blood, but this is the first time I bled out of the ass when shitting
Please help, what am I supposed to do?
pls respond this is concerning
>>36240010
Crohn's disease anon here. I suggest going to see a gastroenterologist. Could be nothing, could be crohn's or ulcerative colitis, could be colon cancer. Probably nothing but better safe than sorry. So go see a doc.
>>36240667
>Crohn's disease
So you get bloody shits all the time? Fucking hell
Yeah I'll go to a doctor
>Probably nothing
Well it has to come from somewhere right?
I doubt it's my diet since I've been eating junk for years, and I don't put stuff in my ass either so I don't know
Heya /r9k/ anybody else do this?
>Be me, 27 year old NEET living with parents
>Parents come into room while I'm playing Breath of the Wild on my Switch which they got me so I don't kill myself like I said I would
>Start showing me employment opportunities and colleges I might be interested in
>I barely pay attention, keep playing Zelda
>Dad turns off TV
>WTF DAD
>We need you to start taking life seriously, Anon. We are considering cutting you off financially.
>REEEEEEEEE
>Threaten to kill myself, explain to them how I am depressed and have no friends
>Run downstairs, grab knife, hold it up to throat
>"I"LL FUCKING DO IT I SWEAR REEEE"
>They call police, I get taken to hospital for psych evaluation
>Now I am back home playing Zelda, my mom made me my favorite brand of chicken tendies
Anyone else have similar experiences?
jfc Anon stop being horrible to your parents
>>36239995
You're a terrible human being.
>>36239995
>be me, 38 KV NEET living with parents
>They keep asking me for my NEETbux money
>I already pay the rent, food and Internet
>REEEEEEEE
that's it
Would you let your mom go to a party dressed like this?
NOT BEFORE I FUCKED HER
>>36239930
>not having sex with her
Normie
>>36239930
opopopopopopoopop brrrrrraaap
>asked for a chance
>got one
>fucked it up again
>>36239845
as a person who is fucking it up right now
can relate
the worst is it seems like i have a headstart lmao
>>36239845
God my dads gonna be so pissed when he sees my grades this semester.
>>36240107
Its not like he's gonna throw you out.
If you don't make it into the biggest deal ever, you'll get over it. Just keep trying to make the best of every situation.
t. a guy who failed the year and is now having the best year of his life
Heres some OC
i make videos of myself having sex with blow up dolls
>>36239793
then how about posting some of your videos?
>>36239793
cute boy butt tbqh
make videos of blow up dolls fucking you, pass it off as postmodern art then fap over all the pseudointellectuals opining over it
I literally do nothing after work apart from games/movies, all my disposable income has been piling up in my bank and now I have like 100k in savings
Do I keep saving or do something with it?
Invest in bonds and watch it disappear over time
Financial/investment advisor?
Go on a nice vacation
You never know when everything might go to shit, it's never bad to have money saved up.
I'm making a thread about how not to be a cuck.
Join in if you want. I'm pretty busy with Uni shit at the moment also.
>don't wear plaid, it's meme clothing. If you do, only do it occasionally and with unusual color combos.
If anyone's seeing you drive, specifically a girl, you drive with one hand coolly on the steering wheel, the other on the armrest or on your lap.
Don't look down at the ground as you walk. This is actually really hard for taller people because it's counter-intuitive NOT to. But after a while you'll start to feel good always looking forward.
Walk with purpose whenever possible.
If you have a high voice, sorry, drop that shit. Talk slower and from deeper in your chest. Women just plainly do not find that attractive. Project.
You can mix it in sometimes though as kind of a Danny Brown party animal voice.
On the flipside! I had a friend fake a very deep voice and everyone knew he was doing it and thought it was silly, so don't overdo it.
>match a girl on tinder
>ask her wether she wants to go for a drink
>get her number
>say that I just wonna hook up
>"same for me :p"
>invite her to netflix and chill
>actually comes over
>sit next to her, to scared to make a move
>move ends, go for a kiss
>start making out, sits on my lab, grinds my dick with her crotch
>actually fuck
It works
Why aren't you using tinder?
>>36239714
I can't get matches asshole
>>36239714
Fuck off, normalfag.
This only works because you're somewhat attractive
I live with my mom don't have my own place, chicks think that's lame
Most of the pics on this board are just that.
>>36239708
I'd feel pretty bad if i'm honest.
>>36239708
he looks like an average normal fag, he's got nothing to be embarrassed about, hell maybe she took a picture of him because she found him attractive?
I look like a fucking autist from miles away, i'd sperg out and give her the angriest look that I could make
>>36239708
You have no right to photograph an unwilling person. Jerking off to the pics in private is one thing but posting them online to bully them is unacceptable.
Your depression will only get worse if you stay here.
DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>36239705
definitely
for the most part anons are just piss taking etc. and aren't really redpilled, but there's some actual basement dwellers here who think they're in good company and it's really not good
the captcha now is making it impossible to post and /b/ is a slow board.
i think i'm on my last days of 4chan.
What a beautiful day to be rejected. I bet she would have time with a relationship if I was someone else.
Where is that OP, American South?
I know where that pic is yo!
I'm coming over there and giving you a high five.
Comfy /MGTOW/ thread?
This view was pretty nice this morning. Much better than being a chauffeur and staring at traffic because she has to go to "work" (Chad's house).
Back from lunch, thread died and work is still pretty much non existant.
Gonna post and talk about Cbt some more until it's time to go home and enjoy the weekend.
What did you have for lunch?
Where do you work?
What's Cbt? (Oh. Thanks Google)
Weekend? It's only Thursday!
Was this fair?
>>36240334
No, that's fucked. I planned on masturbating but this completely destroyed the mood.
>make 9/10 shy fembot fall in love with me
>go on for months getting connected
>tells me she's sucked a chads dick and does drugs
>say idc (I do)
>eventually tell her we can't be together because she should be with someone as normal as her
>she threatens to kill her self and her mum emails me saying I'm pure evil
What in the absolute fuck is this shit
>>36239655
Well, try to view it from her perspective:
>dating guy for months
>fall for him
>open up about past
>he affirms that past isn't a problem
>later, out of the blue, guy tells her that it's not alright despite affirming the contrary wheb she brought it up
>guy throws away relationship over semantics for seemingly no reason
>>36239655
Whats this grils name again pls
>sucked chads dick and does drug
>shy
Man you fucked up right in the beginning
>therapist asks if you think you'll ever have a "partner"
>therapist tells you you've made great progress and don't need regular sessions anymore
>>36239670
>mfw I will never know this feel because of prescriptions
>tfw you look at your therapist facebook profile and find out she's just another normie