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This implies that you'll get a girlfriend, and not some variety of ladyboy. I don't think you need to worry about this

>>38792777
That's not an answer. I can get one, I'm just super shy. Girls have flirted with me before.

I can't recall ever being asked asked how many girlfriends I've had. It's just kind of a weird thing to say anyway, and unless you're full robot, they'll just assume you've had relationships before.

It's not like we'll ever use our little dicks so who cares

"big dicks" are typical porn dicks, people don't want to see normal, they want to see exciting.

"Giant dicks" are actually a hinderance for most girls, if you're long enough to hit the cervex, that shit hurts them. Giant dicks are a fetish, not the norm.

As long as you have at least 5" then you're good to go.

>>38792682
I've made girls come multiple times during sex and I've only a 5.5 incher. Women on a fundamental level have a deeper need for an emotional connection with their partner, or barring that, a mental notion that they are being bred and dominated by a superior male. If you can succeed in making them feel this way, they'll fucking cum buckets.

hell yeah I would, I don't like fat chicks

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>If you met a woman that looked like a flesh and blood one piece character, would you? Same crazy inhuman proportions and everything but real flesh and not a cartoon.

How is this even a question?

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They already exist, and not exactly.

>>38792631
Because I fell for the NEET meme and have no money to do so now.

No money, no license, no old shuttle bus to convert into a hobo commode

I'm working on it

>>38792631
traveling is the ultimate meme millennials fall for

>>38792601
>Feminine girls or tomboys?
>Choose anon.
I choose boi

>>38792601
I choose femboi

>>38792601
is cute boy an option

>>38792586
>what does love feel like
Huh, I don't think asking a board of rejects will give you any proper insight.

>>38792586
I'm not great with words, but out of all the movies I've seen the most relatable way someone described love was in 5cm/s, in the sense that you don't know why you feel so compelled to work as hard as you can to keep having the feeling of someone else caring for you in such a magnitude, and also the strong desire to protect her and so on.

I don't think it's really fair, exalting your partner,
>putting pussy on a pedestal
and not expecting it to become a one-sided relationship, but love is definitely not rational

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>>38792586
Depends, I'll tell you about one type of love. There was this girl I used to love from 6th to 9th grade. She was in my class because we both had chosen the Latin option. Everytime I saw her, I would feel quite nervous, avoided eye contact and since I was a dumb teenager, I was doing retarded shit with my friends so that didn't help her to see me in a good way. In my bed at night, I would think about her, imagine myself with her and sometimes have erotic fantasies about her. One felt so real once I swear I still have the sensation of her breast in my hand up to this day when I rethink about it. I would imagine myself defending her from villains and stuff like that. IRL she pretty much thought I was just a fat dude. We had some friends in common though. I never told her I loved her at the time. We're in good terms since high school and in 12th grade I told her that I used to love her. She told me that she knew about it. I felt kind of bad but meh. That's for unrequited love.

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>>38792545
>try tinder
>match with shorthair tomboy qt that likes dbz
>ignores me and ask my friend she knows what my political stance is

well that entire ordeal was on a whole level quite upsetting and not at all what i expected to happen from that interaction

>>38792545
They're all thots in strip clubs and on tinder. Fuck off Chad.

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>Not taking the escort pill
You seem kinda blue-pilled there, OP.
Pretty normie, even.

>>38792513
No but those socks are.

>>38792513
>I don't like something
>Autism shoes.
The thread.

Autism shoes must be Velcro straps

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>>38792471
We are the gods

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>>38792471
We fuck the ayy lmaos

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>>38792471
*inhales deeply*
WE

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it feels bad knowing she's no longer pure waifu

post her instagram faggit

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>>38792575
all women are whores
>forgot this is /r9k/ and got muted for typing that
I mean it shouldnt have to be said twice, but still.

You want to sabotage him? Steal it. Covertly show it to every girl he brings over, or send pictures to the girls he's talking to on Facebook. Watch his numbers drop like flies. Destroy the illusion. You have the power. Don't get caught. He might kick your ass.

get a new piece of paper and switch the names and dates around to fuck with him

IGotTheReference.webm

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>>38792374
I don't know?
I've missed out on teen love and prom and I might never get the warm loving feeling of just smelling a girls long hair.

>>38792374
the kid sounds 10, prob just wants that pussy. and if it's pussy, then of course we're sad we'll never experience it. i knew my fate for a long time

>>38792374
wow OP I thought you were gonna post some nice uplifting yet bittersweet vid not some retards IMming with shit emojis on their fucking phone

0/10

>>38792345
what'd she do to herself?

Pretty good. I made my mom and I pancakes. She said they were good. I thought so too.

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>>38792345
>how was your day robots?
my cat hissed at me when i tried to cuddle with her

Same with me. I hate watching movies or tv shows because after the episode/movie is over I think about it and go "Wait a minute...THAT DOESN'T FUCKING HAPPEN!" and get cranky because the world is shit and Hollywood glorifies things.

>it keeps reminding me my life sucks, or I fall in love with one of the actresses

just summed me up bud

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>>38792330
Damn Anon I feel ya. Can't help but realize your life is shit when the tv character are going on these grand adventures

I'm looking for the argument in your post but I'm not seeing it.

>>38792279
>"redpilled"
>cream of the crop

That's like calling rednecks the cream of the crop of white people.

Dammit the dishwashers making noises again