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How here lies about their age? I was born 93 say I was born 87 I don't know why
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Why in the world would you lie about that? People born in the 1980s are OLD, anon. Even 1989 borns are fucking ancient dinosaurs. Take pride in being a (somewhat) young 1993er.

t. anon born in 1996
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Born in '93, say I was born in '95. I don't want to be old.
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I'm 22, born in mid 1995 and say i'm a gen Z even though i'm """technically""" the last year for millennials because I think millennials are 10/10 retarded and that gen z is going to be much more beneficial and productive members of society. millennials are fucking useless and I refuse to identify with that generation. supposedly gen z starts at people who are 1996 or later, but fuck that I'm close enough.

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> tfw just want to breed a sissy boy and completely fuck up his mind
> want to talk with a confused and shy boy that enjoys crossdressing and secretly wants to be a girl
> slowly train him, make him shave, use only female pronouns.
> act as if he's nothing, but a cocksleeve in the making
> eventually meet up, see him become more and more flustered as I pin him on the floor and stroke the entire smooth body with my hands
> feeling him shivering as I bring my body closer
> put my fingers in his mouth, so he could relax and focus on something, as I take out my bulging cock and gently caress his virgin boipussy
> see him blush and pant as I tease him by going in slightly, then pulling out again
> see how much he starts wanting it
> to finally have by dick inside him, stirring everything up, pulsating, him just being there, biting on a pillow, knowing that he's a complete failure as a male, but that his life as a female cockslave has finally begun
> eventually completely change his way of thinking, until he can only think about having a cock down his throat the second he wakes up
> make him wear a collar and a remote controlled buttplug when we go out, so I could constantly trigger it and watch him squirm as he tries to hide is girly dick getting hard under a dress
> make fun of him and bully him for being a wothless cock hungry whore
> maybe make a scene and yell out that some faggot is actually outside walking with a dress so that everyone in the street would start staring at him as he squirms and doesn't know what to do.
> outside of those situations give him cuddles and buy him cute clothing
> when I get back from work, always greet him with a kiss and a hug
> mess up his emotions with various forms of abuse, teasing, minor physical and major emotional pain, but also love and kindness mixed in.
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>tfw i'm a girl (female) and want most of this experience

pls help
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>>39643159
That's fine, I'll settle for that. Give me a throwaway.
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>>39643165
[email protected]

;_;

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I need moar roastie hate pics.
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dumping what i have, muteblock
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another muteblock
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sujfhasdgdsfgbn

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25 years old and doing fuck all with my life. Is the military a good option. I have no desire to do anything other than play video games and have masturbate. I have a dead end job making $13/hr. If I join the military will I get to eventually make more money or do something meaningful with my life?
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inb4 glorified welfare recipient
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>>39643138
Fuck off tripfag.
Original KFC tenderloins
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>Make more money
Yes
>Do something meaningful with your life?
Nah, you'll get people saying thank you for your service, but in reality you did nothing of importance and/or fought for (((someone))) else's cause. Hint: That cause does not benefit your countrymen.

Do it for the money and benefits, better than being a wagie.

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How long does it take for disability application to go through in Australia?

I sent the stuff in 2 weeks ago or so after getting the required medical evidence from my treating doctors.
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I just got rejected and it took about a month to come through

Hang in there hopefully you'll get it
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>>39643102
I see.

What did you apply for, and what was the reason you got rejected?


My main treating clinical psychologist said my condition is not going to improve and I have a fairly in-depth psychometric report from a specialist detailing my diagnosis and a few other things like IQ.
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>>39643198
Disability support, because of anxiety, depression, agoraphobia, etc. all the usual good shit.

I got rejected because I didn't meet the 20 points needed to qualify. Your paper honestly sounds much better and in-depth than mine though, so you probably have a better chance.

Oh yeah, you can also debate the decision if they reject you, which I plan on doing.

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How do I go back to my childhood to do it all again but right this time
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>>39643048
I almost did it right. Got fucked over at highschool. So close.
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you've done nothing right in your childhood if you ended up here, regardless if you went back. its kinda like fate. you dont just fix one or two problem, there is something wrong with the core of you to lead your soul here
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>>39643048
You can't your life is over 1/4 over already, the last 1/4 you'll be too old to do anything interesting so really you have maybe 1/2 your life left, you don't earn enough or have the people in your life to do anything worth while, so the remaining years of your life will be spent on this shithole until the internet inevitably becomes completely censored in the 30's and 4chan shuts down, so you decide to end it.

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I'm a naturally buff 5'5 manlet, and I haven't gotten anywhere with a woman (thus far).
>I have blond hair and blue eyes
Not your average spic.
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As long as you have a nice personality and you know how to talk to people you should be fine. Look at lil uzi vert. He is like 5'2 but he ws already popular with girls when he wasnt famous
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Muscly manlets are the biggest joke of all manlets. Sorry Pedro, but I'm afraid you'll have to turn to rape.
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>>39643035
There will be someone. I know a 5'3 Indonesian guy and he gets girls no problem.

Are you really shy, or don't like to go outside much?

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Is it really bad to fake designer shit like supreme?

I live in a rural area and getting cheap real designer or spending 200+ for a shirt is impossible but I want to separate myself from the rednecks.

I honestly don't think anyone here would be able to tell if it was
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>>39643034
If you want to separate yourself from rednecks get real clothes and stop being either a cousin-fucking neckbeard or a wigger
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>>39643034
You're so personally destitute that clothing is the only way you have to pursue vanity.
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>>39643034
>supreme
how much is that? just get some adidas and goscha you plebfuck

Aw shit I'm gonna die ;( I was thinking I could tank the hurricane but now I'm having second thoughts and I don't think my shitty house can take it after all.

Welp, bye everyone I fucked up.
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I'll be right there with you dying like a buster, anon. It's an abstract sort of feel, but I've come to terms with it. Take care, bud.
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Lol you retards deserve it for not listening.
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>>39643012
>>39643033
Where you guys live ?

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Ask a spoiled little brat since the age of 13 having every sexual fantasies possible anything?

Little about me
>Millionaire parents
>spoiled to the max
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>>39642956 How long do you think you will go until you OD on heroin?
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Elaborate on your situation and give some stories
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>>39642956
How long will it take until you start doing cocaine and OD?

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>driving at night
>with a bright moon
it's actually pretty comfy
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plz drive me around
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>>39642969
nah man, driving in the city isn't comfy at all.
Countryside driving is the shit
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>>39642969
Only if you are a girl (female)

Was I accidentally Chad?

>Waiting for professor to get to class
>We have a quiz that day
>Nowhere to sit except one open chair between a guy and a girl there studying
>Sit down between them, not giving a fuck or knowing who they are (not even sure if they're friends/know each other)
>They ask how I feel about the quiz
>Say I'm not sure, but I hope it's as easy as the last one.
>Girl says well, if the last one was easy this one should be no problem
>I offer the girl if she'd like me to quiz her
>Give her a quiz, making eye contact while she thinks of the answers
>Professor arrives and we all head in
>I sit in the back, girl sits in the front and looks back at me (I saw from my periphery)

D-did I autistically become Chad for a moment?
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>>39642848
You became a normie for a moment, sort of. Nothing will come of it, though, girls get a dozen such interactions every day with guys way better looking than you.
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nice dude i definitely wouldn't be able to pull that off
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>>39642875
>>39642885

I was honestly just more focused on preparing for the quiz that I wasn't even thinking about any social implications in that current moment.

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Why do so many weebs think that Japan utopian society?
>crime is non-existant!!
>the food is respected throughout the world!
>everyone is nice and accepting!
Do you realise it's nothing like anime?
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I know japan is a wageslavery hellhole full of cold, shitty people, but I still like way more disgusting anime than you even knew could exist.
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I like it because it's basically filled with other robots.
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>>39642830
>Do you realise it's nothing like anime?
Well I don't know about this, but it's really nice regardless.

LETS PLAY PICTIONARY ROBOTS
http://www.pinturillo2.com/

room 32
pass roboto
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>>39642821
pls join
i alone
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>>39642842
i cant find room 32
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>>39643069
go to private room
enter room no and pass

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PUBG has almost 1 million people playing it and has sold 10 million copies.
Why?
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>>39642809
luck simulator takes skill idiot
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>>39642809
What, did /v/ get sick of you constantly posting this shitty thread so they sent you here? This board isn't /v/ 2.0
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>>39642809
I don't know.
Literal inventory management simulator.
It also uses 6GB of ram for some fucking reason.

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