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Just leave your fucking phone at home.

Also move out as soon as you can or show your mom clear boundaries like no fucking tracking chip.

>>39434228
She'd still see my car gone, etc. and I don't think she'll not let me uninstall the tracking tbing because it's "her car" and shit. She's really controlling so.
I just posted looking to be less insecure maybe about only hanging out with one person. Is it normal?

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>Even though I'm 18 she still has a tracking app on my phone

wew lad thats fucking hilarious

>>39434187
I have self diagnosed Asperger's syndrome.

>>39434275
So you're socially awkward and smart?

>>39434324
No, I'm just socially awkward.

>>39434090
what's the DTF look ?

>>39434099
>what's the DTF look ?
What the OP image looks like.

>>39434108
that's a rape face

fuck no nigger
oregano

kys my dude lol

Isn't that some avicii song?

reply to my thread guys, come on

>>39433929
jesuslovesyou.com

>>39435195
I'm sorry i don't masturbate to porn anymore.
I need to feel some sort of emotional connection to do it.

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Other way around. Most people know traps are gay, but fag shills won't stop screeching about "MUH FEMININE PENIS IT'S NOT GAY LOL"

Fags like you, OP.

>>39433875
because people who live in binaryland short circuit when presented with grey areas

>>39433875
>>39433931
>It's gay if it's western drawn
>It's gay if it's 3D
>It's not gay if it's superior 2D
>It's not gay if it's Japanese created
That's all there is to it, I like my Chinese cartoon chicks with dicks and i like my IRL chicks without dicks.

>Jews
>white

This comment isn't original that's hilarious

>>39433830

They're white skinned.

>>39433757
Jews don't consider themselves white, they consider themselves "Jews".

watcha want niggaa

what do you want to talk about originally?

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>>39433791
A good Rosemary bread!

>>39433797
Whatever you want.

Pay her $200 an hour.

>>39433687
But i want her to be with me so i can shower her with LOVE and give her my all

>>39433647
Can you imagine how itchy the bottom of that minisweater is on her chest?

>>39433550
>In the male

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>>39433550
>In the male
>Tranny
>GF

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>>39433550
>>government issue GF comes in the male
>male

>yfw government issue GFs are all men

think of a genre you like, typ in said genre on youtube. click on a video thumbnail that seems interesting, keep on clicking away, find stuff.

I found this last night, By now I find it cringe. But I enjoyed it last night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfF8RxpxHhc

>>39433524
I would say /mu/ but they have been utter shite for nearly a decade now.

I know /mu/ gets a bad rap, but maybe see if you can look up of their recommendations charts for particular genres. Spotify's discover weekly playlist is handy too, if you use Spotify.

You know what kinda of stuff you're looking for?

Dick into ass is gay, faggot. Doesn't matter if it's a girl's ass.

>>39433475

i have a gf, i've fucked her in the ass. didn't have a life changing epiphany like OP though. Don't believe this BS

Did you stretch her out with toys first or did you just push all the way in and sit there before moving around? Positions? Creampie or ATM?

>>39433337
is this the result of a pussy pump?
like a penis pump, but for the vulva?

i have no idea desu
what the actual fuck

>>39433410
Yes, it's from a pump

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>>39433337
cause i will die if i put my dick in there what the fuck is that

>>39433302
Because he was so (((lonely))) and all the evil (((roasties))) wouldn't give him the sex he (((deserved)))

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Didn't Elliot really love his mummy?

>>39433302
The supreme gentleman meme. The fact he thought he was an infallible human being and was always doing/saying the correct thing when in reality he was being a total autistic douche to everyone who tried to be close to him.
It's very relatable for most of the board.

>>39433258
More context is required.

I would avoid her.

>>39433258
we try to do our best to stay away form them