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Why the fuck are normies so fucking heartless? what the fuck is this shit? also, general normie hate thread.
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>that
>normie

Wut
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clearly a troll

rigniality
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>>38571578
she went on and on after about getting banned. she may be a troll but she must be very dedicated
>>38571562
>thinking SJW's aren't in the majority now

IT'S OVER.

/r9k/ HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN VINDICATED. WE WE'RE RIGHT ALL ALONG.
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>>38571454
>JUST BEE URSELF BRAH
I need the source friendorino
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>what matters most is not being unattractive.

lol
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>>38571498
Bumping babelish for sauce

Hymmm-hym-hym-hyyymm-hym-hym
https://youtu.be/Pj9UcKj7Dxo
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>>38571397
Who else here /Dune/?
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I just finished the first book the other day, should i read the sequels?
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>>38571477
yes, 2nd one is hard to get into it, but is worth it in the end. 3rd is very good though, almost as good as the first

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Heard it only has gay dudes looking for easy sex
>just want a loving bf to cuddle with

What should I use?

>PF
>Tinder
>try someone off Zeemaps?

Ples help I'm tired of all the hookup threads on here, nobody lives anywhere near me

(sorry fucked up previous thread uwu)
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>>38571395
>nobody lives anywhere near me

Where do you live?
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>>38571470
Eastern Montana :(
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I've matched with a surprising number of guys on tinder, enough that I could probably be picky and still get matches.

>tfw too shy & nervous to send any messages

It's somehow really intimidating.

Normies just use tinder for casual sex right? Do gay guys use it the same way? There's also grindr for that so I almost feel like gay tinder is more for dating.

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ITT we list incurable physical and psychical traits worth committing suicide for

Physical:

Wide hips (in males)
Asymmetric face
Large eyes (in males)
Below average height

Psychical:

Below average IQ
Personality disorders
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>large eyes in males is being implicated as undesirable

Fuck off back to 3D masculinity
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>>38571387
If your eyes look large it's be clause they're not hooded. If they're not hooded you look like a beta bitch.
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>>38571665

Fuck off, hooded masculinity.

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Please explain this to me, I don't understand it. How did Cheryl want to kill 50 people if there are only 10 in each trolley? How did the henchmen knew the number and letter from their brief conversation? They didn't reveal anything.
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>>38571277
>How did Cheryl want to kill 50 people if there are only 10 in each trolley?
Women are bad at math
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>>38571277

The people in the trolleys are unrelated to her plans, you just need to cause a crash at the right point to thwart her; killing 20 people in the process to save 50.
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>>38571340
Why? Maybe she'll kill more people because I interfered in her plans

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Do any robots here use any forms of online dating? How is it?
I'm thinking of maybe giving it a try.
>18yr old virgin.
>6'3"
>dark hair
>average face I guess
I don't wanna try any sites/apps where you have to pay though.
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>>38571232
It's shit. You have to be at least an 8/10 to get ANY attention.
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>>38571232
>18
Too old
>I don't wanna try any sites/apps where you have to pay though.
Doesn't surprise me.

Skip it dude not worth your time.
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>>38571232
I got laid multiple times through online dating (tinder) then finally settled with a gf

I'm

>mid 20's
>5' 9
>not white
>i don't rate myself


If I did it, so could you

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Guy what do I do my power button got stuck and is now wedged under the opening

I tried pressing the gold thing and my computer still won't turn on
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Remove the lid, make sure the cables are properly connected from the motherboard to the power button, re-adjust power button, CLEAN.
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>>38571334
There's no way to remove the cover
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>>38571391
There is always a way to remove the cover

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For me it has to be pic related. Yes there's others who are very very good looking but you always can tell it's a man(male).

Pic related while not being gorgeous looks like a 100% girl.

Too bad she got ruined by puberty and now has lebronjames shoulders and chest :^(
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Heard it only has gay dudes looking for easy sex
>just want a loving bf to cuddle with

What should I use?

>PF
>Tinder
>try someone off Zeemaps?

Ples help I'm tired of all the hookup threads on here, nobody lives anywhere near me
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>>38571175
>she got ruined by puberty
Just how old was "she" when you started checking her out?
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Faggots need to leave and go somewhere else.

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>porn teaches men to dominate women
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>>38571168
bloody mary
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>having an alpha personality depends on your father
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>>38571779
That one is however

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Who here /incapable of emotional attachment/?

I can enjoy someone's company and miss them when they have to leave but if they died I wouldn't feel a thing. I left home at 18, had an ok relationship with my family after a shitty childhood but I never contacted them ever again after I left. And I didn't miss any of them at all, still don't 10 years later. I've had close friends who either died or moved countries and I felt nothing and I don't know why. I liked them and would have preferred them to still be here but I felt nothing when they were gone. I know I sound edgy as fuck but I've been this way since I was a child.

What's wrong with me?
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>>38571098
You have a rare disease known as "special snowflake faggot".
It's over for you. You should kys.
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>>38571127
This is what always happens. Smartasses like you go "hurr edgelord!" and think you're clever when it's not applicable to me at all
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>>38571098
I think your shitty childhood might have been what fucked your attachment. Don't worry, as long as you're not a insensible psycho and can feel any empathy, your situation is a bless

Did you ever jerk off at school?
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Occasionally yeah. I got a bit of a thrill from masturbating in the bathrooms during lunch.
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At least a few times in the bathroom and once on the bus going home
I feel like people knew
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Whenever class was boring I would go to the bathroom and jerk off. It was pretty fun

This is how robots live. Japanimation and collecting baubles.
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>>38571000
my room looks nothing like this and nothing in my room suggests I even watch anime
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>>38571000
Faggot. I don't even have a room
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>>38571000
there's nothing wrong with collecting things you enjoy

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Who else here was a friendly, shy child who held no grudges against anyone?

I always dreamed about how if I ever won the lottery I'd buy everyone in school toys and I'd make them all happy. But then as I grew up the world beat me down to the level of wanting nothing to do with other people because they're all judgemental, petty assholes who treat me like shit.

Sounds edgy but that's honestly whats happened to me.
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please post in my thread and an anime girl will be sent to you in the post
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>>38570953
I never had that. I've had a hateboner for the world forever. If given the choice to blow the earth up, including me, or not, I'd take it in a heartbeat.
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>>38570953
I was like that too. I guess it's just a part of growing up to realize the world isn't a friendly place.

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Guys, the squat method actually works. This is literally the cleanest shit I have ever seen on toilet paper. In fact, i didnt even need it. You have to try this.
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>>38570949
I'm not falling for this trick again

Hbjj gkhcgj
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>>38570949
I eat a heck ton of fiber and squat. I use about 2-4 squares of paper and family gets mad at me actually.
When they run out of paper from using a quarter of the roll each time they try and steal my paper
We all pitch in for a pack of it and divide the rolls.
Spread your cheeks and squat. It's nice
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>>38570949
I've tried the squat method a few times, but the only time it worked for me was one day when i was constipated. I tried to shit normally, but it wasn't working, so I assumed the squat position and it was like the flood gates opened, first a very large log probably was causing the blockage and then a river of diarrhea.


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