Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1808. page

>>38571397
Who else here /Dune/?

I just finished the first book the other day, should i read the sequels?

>>38571477
yes, 2nd one is hard to get into it, but is worth it in the end. 3rd is very good though, almost as good as the first

>>38571395
>nobody lives anywhere near me

Where do you live?

>>38571470
Eastern Montana :(

I've matched with a surprising number of guys on tinder, enough that I could probably be picky and still get matches.

>tfw too shy & nervous to send any messages

It's somehow really intimidating.

Normies just use tinder for casual sex right? Do gay guys use it the same way? There's also grindr for that so I almost feel like gay tinder is more for dating.

>large eyes in males is being implicated as undesirable

Fuck off back to 3D masculinity

>>38571387
If your eyes look large it's be clause they're not hooded. If they're not hooded you look like a beta bitch.

>>38571665

Fuck off, hooded masculinity.

>>38571277
>How did Cheryl want to kill 50 people if there are only 10 in each trolley?
Women are bad at math

>>38571277

The people in the trolleys are unrelated to her plans, you just need to cause a crash at the right point to thwart her; killing 20 people in the process to save 50.

>>38571340
Why? Maybe she'll kill more people because I interfered in her plans

>>38571232
It's shit. You have to be at least an 8/10 to get ANY attention.

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>>38571232
>18
Too old
>I don't wanna try any sites/apps where you have to pay though.
Doesn't surprise me.

Skip it dude not worth your time.

>>38571232
I got laid multiple times through online dating (tinder) then finally settled with a gf

I'm

>mid 20's
>5' 9
>not white
>i don't rate myself


If I did it, so could you

Remove the lid, make sure the cables are properly connected from the motherboard to the power button, re-adjust power button, CLEAN.

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>>38571334
There's no way to remove the cover

>>38571391
There is always a way to remove the cover

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Heard it only has gay dudes looking for easy sex
>just want a loving bf to cuddle with

What should I use?

>PF
>Tinder
>try someone off Zeemaps?

Ples help I'm tired of all the hookup threads on here, nobody lives anywhere near me

>>38571175
>she got ruined by puberty
Just how old was "she" when you started checking her out?

Faggots need to leave and go somewhere else.

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>>38571168
bloody mary

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>having an alpha personality depends on your father

>>38571779
That one is however

>>38571098
You have a rare disease known as "special snowflake faggot".
It's over for you. You should kys.

>>38571127
This is what always happens. Smartasses like you go "hurr edgelord!" and think you're clever when it's not applicable to me at all

>>38571098
I think your shitty childhood might have been what fucked your attachment. Don't worry, as long as you're not a insensible psycho and can feel any empathy, your situation is a bless

Occasionally yeah. I got a bit of a thrill from masturbating in the bathrooms during lunch.

At least a few times in the bathroom and once on the bus going home
I feel like people knew

Whenever class was boring I would go to the bathroom and jerk off. It was pretty fun

>>38571000
my room looks nothing like this and nothing in my room suggests I even watch anime

>>38571000
Faggot. I don't even have a room

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>>38571000
there's nothing wrong with collecting things you enjoy

please post in my thread and an anime girl will be sent to you in the post

>>38570953
I never had that. I've had a hateboner for the world forever. If given the choice to blow the earth up, including me, or not, I'd take it in a heartbeat.

>>38570953
I was like that too. I guess it's just a part of growing up to realize the world isn't a friendly place.

>>38570949
I'm not falling for this trick again

Hbjj gkhcgj

>>38570949
I eat a heck ton of fiber and squat. I use about 2-4 squares of paper and family gets mad at me actually.
When they run out of paper from using a quarter of the roll each time they try and steal my paper
We all pitch in for a pack of it and divide the rolls.
Spread your cheeks and squat. It's nice

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>>38570949
I've tried the squat method a few times, but the only time it worked for me was one day when i was constipated. I tried to shit normally, but it wasn't working, so I assumed the squat position and it was like the flood gates opened, first a very large log probably was causing the blockage and then a river of diarrhea.

>>38570935
>tfw his birthday is only 6 days after mine

Why didn't Elliot think to attempt to shoot the lock off or at least find another means of access to the sorority house, was he really that retarded/ stunted due to being in the moment?

>>38570935
Ah yes, Smelliot, le impotent rage man

>>38570929
Probably because robots are inherently lazy, so we rarely ever stick to something new if it requires effort.

>>38570981

But it doesnt even require any real effort. I have seen close to 40 posters who agree that the norman invasion here needs to be stopped. If each of those people spent as much time derailing threads in a coordinated manner we'd win fairly quickly, if not at least significantly reduce nornalfag presence here.

because we cant change anything without mod support