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How obvious are these self harm scars? Could they possibly pass for injury scars or something else?
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Just say a cat scratched you if anyone asks
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>>36752403
>cat
lmao that one's overused. a raccoon sounds better
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>>36752370
Just burn your skin.
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>marry "perfect" girl
>she wants everything she sees
>i used to work for fun, but my life has been reduced to working for her material desires
I thought marriage was supposed to be a give and take, I'm not even sure I love her anymore.
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>>36752366
Don't worry man, soon you'll sell some slaves, Lord Stark will exile you, then you just chill in the East for like 20 years but you get to get friendzoned by a white-haired qt 3.14 until you die of magic leprosy.
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>>36752366
the requirements for a perfect girl are these: modest, loyal, caring and cute
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Just divorce her. Relationships are a waste of time
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What's going on Anons? Tell us what's going on and how you feel about it.
Anything on your mind, just throw it into this thread. Your shitposts, grievances, successes, anything.
>greentext is encouraged
So anyway, yeah. Just say what you want, whatever comes to your mind. Tripfag if you want.
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>>36752356
I can't tell who I am anymore. I don't know if I have been acting in the past out of depression or anxiety or if that is actually me. I don't know what to do.
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Apparently it's possible to hold a debate about physical morphological traits between races of humans without saying nigger on /r9k unlike in /pol
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Shoes are akin to the practice of chinese foot binding that causes atrophy of the bones and tissue.
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No, we don't want to hear your lamentations about how you can't get laid
No, we don't want to hear about the qt you fucked last night because you're literally Chad (she's probably fat, y'all have such low standards in real life)
JUST POST SCREENSHOTS OF FUNNY SHIT FROM TINDER
I'll start
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I've never seen someone more in denial than this girl
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Or how about this thing? Wtf even is it
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>>36752383
>Those acne scars
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l can see you masticating.
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>>36752333
fuck off sheldon you fucking piece of shit nobody likes u and ur fuckin autistic quirks. i only live wit u becuz rent is expensive in this fuckin city so you can take ur stupid rules and ur fagget spot on the couch and your theoretical physics degree and get fuckd. imma go fuck penny and when i get back i dont wanna hear anymore fucken autistic shit from you for the rest of the night u hear me? im fukken done
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>>36752333
Will sheldon inevitably kill himself when leonard moves out?
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>>36752333
This forced meme needs to die
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I just got fired from my job
I don't know what to feel, extreme joy as im temporary not a wagecuck or sadness because I will live like a fucking bum for the foreseeable future. Maybe I should just kill myself so I wont have to worry about that anymore
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>>36752331
Now you're going to have to write the reason you got fired on every single application you fill out for a long time. Have fun faggot, probably can't use your old boss as a reference either.
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Start sucking my fucking BBC right now faggot, get it sloppy wet, you understand fucking small dicked white faggot? You will never be a hung alpha male BBC bull
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>>36752652
youre a white female arent you anon
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ONE, 21 GUNS
LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS
GIVE UP THE FIGHT
ONE, 21 GUNS
THROW UP YOUR ARMS INTO THE SKY
YOU AND I
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>>36752267
Green day is really /ourband/
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>>36752267
>>36752325
Greenday is literally mom rock, lmaoing at your lives
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Thatts good stuff anan
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Hey robots.
I've done a lot of research into tinder and on line dating and compiled a list of tips that were proven in studies to increases matches and responses. I haven't been here in a while so I don't know if there's still any interest in tinder. If anybody wants it let me know and I'll post it.
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Gimme the formuoli pls
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>>36752240
need those tips bro
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>>36752276
Ok ready? Here goes!
Tip 1. Be attractive
Tip 2. Don't be unattractive
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>Fall in love with any female that gives me the slightest bit of attention
J-...Just..
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You're too naive, you must harden your heart as not to get it destroyed by the evil roasties.
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How do you know how it's love and not infatuation?
A-Asking for a friend...
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>>36752230
>woman is all friendly with you one day
>ghosts you the next day
>this cycle repeats for weeks
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What's the consensus on reuben sandwiches?
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>>36752184
The more Kraut the better.
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>>36752184
One of the best sandwiches around. Idk what corned beef is but it's the best beef and sour kraut is the best kraut by far.
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>>36752184
It's full of red meat which is extremely unhealthy. I can't tell if that's egg or cheese so I wouldn't even feed it to my dog.
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is masturbating good or bad for you? i m not sure whether i shoudl do it or not
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Good in moderation.
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yo elyshot
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>>36751984
both
masturbation is a good was to release stress, however to much can lead to feeling like you are drained of energy.
I do it to much and I'm always tired, I'd say you should as long as you don't get hooked to it.
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Robots and Chads live life on the same difficulty.
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Yeah no.
I can acknowledge that being a Chad can get lonely (cuz of people not relating to you for being too perfect) but you get the pick of the litter and should have very solid self-confidence.
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>>36752058
Its more that being a chad attracts people who dont really care about personaility and are boring
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>>36752058
Self-confidence isn't determined by how you look. Plenty of ugly people are confident. Just look at Amy Schumer.
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how do i get a fucking job man, i apply for about 10 a day nothing goes through man.
help :(
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It's generally one of the most horrible things on the planet.
Is your resume good, no huge gaps in work experience etc.?
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come to alaska
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>>36751977
i only have voluntary work on experience
3 years voluntary.
resume has been looked over by alot of people dk what it is
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>tfw 40
>tfw khhv
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>>36751705
you are pretty old m8
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Have sex.
original
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>>36751726
but am i too old anon?
Who else here /stupid/?
Like I mean really stupid not just failing out of uni
>be me in middle school
>go to really shitty school
>get lowest grade on standardized exam
>want to stop going but my parents make me go to highschool
>put me in some really good charter school
>80% is some kind of asian
>start out in the lowest classes with some of the other deprate retards
>get lowest scores all of freshman year
>parents keep forcing me to "study" and even higher a touter
>make it into some AP courses
>wtfisgoingon.jpg
>One of the APs was human geography
>most people do not even try for this class and get 100%s
>everyone tells me its "common sense"
>end up getting a 2 on the AP
>all my other APs were 1
>transfer to special online highschool for senior year
>parents still trying to make me smart
>check on my progress
>Dad yells at me for getting half the assignments wrong
>parents still want me to go to college
>apply to 10 bad to medium schools
>get rejected at all, even those with a 90% acceptance
Fuck college got and try to become an EMT
>clas going ok, not the dumbest one there for the first time
>i am almost avrage at the practicle skills
>test time comes
>"how does and increase in CO2 concentration affect hemoglobins affinity for oxygen"
>i dont fuckig know, why the fuck do I need to know that for an emt
>most questions go like this and I fail
Fuck emt stuff
>parentd getting pissed
>get me a job with the uncle
>he is a doctor and I am to be his scribe
>supposed to be easy af
>follow him around and write down shit like a robot
>he leaves some comments out and expects me to fill in the blank
>told him I have no idea how
Still working as the scribe but no idea how long his will last
Anyone else also want to beat the shit out of their stupid fucking brian?
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I'm just replying to let you know that I have an IQ of 140, a well paying job and in spite of this I am still a fucking loser.
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>>36752844
I guess
Does that make the feel worse? I have seen a lot of people on here who make 100K plus engineering or are doctors. (The verified people not the randos who claim 300K math). How can you be smart and still a loser though? Doesnt being smart fix things? Or alteast some parts of your life?
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>>36753007
>Doesn't being smart fix things?
Intelligence doesn't mean social skill, which is far more important for having a good and fulfilling life.