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You're a good man, anon. If people, even children ever talked to me I'd want to make them happy. That's all I want. For people to be happy around me.

Just live your life and try to help those around you. You made that little girl's day, hopefully she'll look back on it as a fond childhood memory in that sea of shit she lived through.

Keep it up anon. To be truly happy is to know you make others happy

>>35632599

dragon age: cisquisition cause its the only one out of those ive played. never finished a playthrough though.

>>35632599
The only answer is none, because that is a GaystationWhore, a /noooorrrrrrmmmmiiiieeeee/ console, which I refuse to touch with a ten foot pole. Fuck your beer parties and your orjays. PC is the Prime Creation

bloodborne obviously

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Can't wait to see what you girls think!

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>>35632703
That's a really gross looking dick, anon.

>>35632703
did you try doing yoga?

You have nice eyebrows though, so there's that.

go to sleep, staring at a screen this late will do nothing for you. I worry about you anon, get rest.

>>35632574
depending on the type of headache, I recommend LSD, booze, sleep, coffee, or masturbation.
If it's a migraine, fapping or LSD would help.
If it's a tension headache (soreness in shoulders and neck) booze or a nap would help.
most headache medicines are caffiene and a painkiller (aspirin or such) so the caffeine itself might help a little

Probably a combination of her natural revulsion as a woman towards scrawny, feminine betas combined with the fact that Elliot was a living representative of her husband's former life with his ex-wife, which made her resent him even more.

Let's be real, this sperg was her problem.

There was so much energy within him that could have been directed elsewhere.

I've read through a bit of his manifesto. I really should finish it.

I'm not a virgin, I have a gf, but I empathize with him so much.

I wish I could have been his friend and showed him that there were other ways

>>35632471
Just suck his dick instead. But not in a gay way.

>>35632471
>Not holding hands with your best friend(male) in public ironically

You'll never enjoy the stares of normies as they realize allowing the gays is wrong.

>>35632524
>Just suck his dick instead. But not in a gay way.
I already do this though

>>35632466
How is it compared to other stimulants? A friend who smoked it told me it was just like adderall but it hit immediately.

>>35632553

I've done pure dextro-amphetamine and it was pretty trash.

Meth feels like a vastly superior version of MDMA without being squirrely and retarded. I can understand why many people use meth for their work. ENORMOUS sexual energy.

I am a heroin addict and of course heroin is my DOC, opiates are just what "clicked" with me, but i do love my uppers sometimes.
tonight i couldnt get any heroin so i took my suboxone and smoked a point of meth and WOOO BOYYY im feelin great....!!!!
meth is ok in moderation but NEVER and i mean NEVER get addicted to it or use it daily.
you look at a recovered heroin addict and they look and act normal.
you look at a """recovered""" meth addict and they are fucked up psychically and mentally.

literally what social advantage do i have that you don't?

Ugly women might have it worse than us.
>hot women
don't need to do any thing ever
>chads
might have to work a bit to get somewhere in life, but usually they're fine from the get go
>ugly men
it's possible they're good enough at something to get rich, or at least gain someone's respect
>ugly women
nobody will ever approach or respect them

>>35632464
Your not mutilated at birth, like most men, you also dont have to work as much sincebeing a housewife and stay at home mom is something that is "Traditional", if your only goal is to get married then you already win at life by the time your 20 or 30

the fun thing about the current political situation is that no matter what side you're on, you can pretend that you're some radical freedom fighter against "The Man"

>>35632421
Trump is an Israeli puppet

>>35632421
How the fuck is he the resistance

He is literally the embodiment of the fucking system

Is it just because he pisses off people who aren't white/straight/Christian

Is that your resistance, maintaining the status quo?

Wrong gender.
It's white men who let dogs lick peanut butter off their dicks.

>>35632397
Don't care what any memefags say, Whitney Wisconsin is hot as fuck.

>>35632420
my friend was putting me in for a ruse cruise then.
he was trying to convince me my long distance gf was having sexual relations with her large dog. some friend he is...

Human shitstains have to use online dating

>>35632384
I cannot see the letters "okc" as anything other than the very city I live in.

>>35632386
What else am I supposed to use to get a grillfriend

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>>35632368
dad was a stacey and mother was a chad

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>>35632368
My father was a druggie cool kid.
My Mother was a hard-working popular girl Stacey.

Together they made an unpopular, lonely, fat, anti-drug NEET beta male.

both
two autismo fuck ups produced in their late 30s/early 40s
walking lessons to all of the miracle of science bitches and wait to be financially established before you have a family types

>>35632236
depends on
A. the amount of scams you successfully pull
B. The amount of money you scam for

>>35632255
What are some of the most profitable, but hard to trace back to me, scams?

Hard to live comfortably when you're always looking over your shoulder.

I do. It's narrow and long pointy. i am mostly german and scandi ancestry.

>>35632235
Ever hear of Arabs or Italians?

>>35632315
>implying you don't have jewish ancestry

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it's wrong and you shouldn't do it

The odds of you getting AIDS is like, really really high. Even if he's wearing a condom.

>>35632234
because its highly likely you aren't actually gay and you'll just end up regretting it
its also highly likely you aren't nearly attractive enough to convince one to fuck you anyway so you're in luck